We all know being tan makes you look more muscular, because being too pale like a ghost or too dark like a super nigger hides shadows. But it seems like you can't win, everyone online says tanning is bad for you and rapdily ages your skin and to not do it. Using self tanners or lotions is gay and fake, spray tanning is gay and fake as well and requires you to go somewhere to get it down. Melanotan 2 apparently causes cancer and darkens your moles or some shit. I don't fucking understand it i've watched a thousand videos of this gay lispy dermatologist and basically anything you do is bad. So how do you win /fit/?
>>77406048>So how do you win /fit/?Light tan late day with astaxanthin supplements and tanning lotion.
>>77406048beta carotene can give your skin a natural, more orange-ish glow. you can overdo this, so... just don't overdo it. a combination of this plus a base tan acquired whenever the sunny season begins where you live is all you need.
>>77406048Cover your stupid face and don't get burned. Incrementally and slowly increase your sun exposure until you get a slight tan. Boom. Problem solved.
fuck tanniggers. i wanna get paler. i’m already a ginger. i wanna be so pale i blend in with snow. i wanna be the palest ripped dude you ever saw. i wanna be so pale i can be racist to generic white people for not being as white as me
>>77406048>everyone online says tanning is bad for you and rapdily ages your skin and to not do itThat's because tanning is bad for you and rapdily ages your skin. retard. You're damaging your health to chase a looksmaxxing obsession nobody has a reason to see. Unless you're on a beach or running shirtless, literally nobody should even know.Tanning also does not look good. It looks like fucking shit. Any greater muscle definition it gives you is ruined because you look like garbage. You will be justifiably stereotyped as a shallow retard. I used to live in Florida right on the coast and saw these disgusting leathery beef jerky people every day, mostly women who looked 10-20 years older than they should.
>>77406048not tan.with so many brown immigrants, having white skin has become something special that i proudly show off in a sea of syrians and afghans at the local public swimming pool. i am a beacon of blonde light in a sea of black haired heads.>>77407835based sheamus
>>77406065Unfortunately I'm a former smoker so I can't carrot-max my skin lest I practically guarantee I get cancer.
>>77407929It's a whole inside joke in the WWE that this fucker literally glows in spotlights lol. I watched one match with him where I'm certain the guy in the lights that night was takin a piss. Fucking looked like he was wearing a reflective bodysuit.
>>77407935i was under the impression that was only a concern for current smokers, no?
due to where I live I change my race twice per year
>>77408189nvm just looked it up. it only seems like a 20% increase doe
>>77407918those people who are leathery tan 24/7, what if u just want a healthy glow? Tanning objectively looks better if u can tan, u look unhealthy if u dont have a somewhat visible tan
>>77407826its literally this simple. Use tanning oil to speed up the process.
>>77407929Based. Every culture has always perceived whiter and lighter skin as being more desirable and attractive.>>77408327>healthy glowTanning is the opposite of healthy, retard. You just had that all spelled out to you. Why are you fighting your own biology? Whites have lighter skin because they get less sunlight, so they don't need as much sunlight for vit D. And if that's really a problem just drink fucking milk, something else whites became able to do.If you want a healthy glow then rub some radioactive cobalt on your skin.
>>77408586>Based. Every culture has always perceived whiter and lighter skin as being more desirable and attractive.Not in modern america or most of the West, which most of us live. Also its natural to have a tan retard, otherwise we wouldn't tan. Thats why super pale people unless there gingers look unhealthy. I'm not rubbing radioactive cobalt microplastic paste on my skin for self tanning like a fag
mt2maxxing has been lifechanging for me. I get so many comments on how great I look. Mostly from women.
>>77406048In general men look better with tans, and women look better without them. The Minoans had it figured out ages ago.
>>77408790OP left looks better. The greased up darkies on the bodybuilding stage do not look good in any way. Ironically their tans help hide how thoroughly abused and disgusting their skin already is, but it still looks awful.
>>77408794>The greased up darkies on the bodybuilding stage do not look good in any way.Gold and Silver era body builders had higher body fat percentages and natural tans. OP right pic is a spray. You can instinctually tell the difference.
>>77406048Pale is beautiful.
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>>77406065this happens because beta carotene is aggressively toxicit ends up in your skin because your body is desperately trying to get it away from your internal organs
>>77408836casual truke
>>77406048It's summer and about 107F/41.6C every day. I have sunscreen and I'm outside doing yard work or whatever for two hours max.I'm getting a good tan, but it's mostly hitting my back.
>>77408195That's on top of the increased risk just from being a smoker. The study that found the connection didn't even get to finish because of how fast participants started to develop tumors.
>>77406048Yes, the sun is bad, you shouldn't eat meat and eggs, you also shouldn't have sex with women and have to inject estrogen and swallow semen, don't even think about owning your own land and house, you should just keep paying 2000 dollars rent for Mr.Shekelstein until you croak.
>>77406065>orangeish glowThis doesn’t look good, that’s why people mock Trump for it. Northern Europeans in general shouldn’t try to tan, only the Mediterranean ones.
>>77409220what about germanics? like not uk/ireland or nordics. i think germans can tan ok
>>77409359Bavarians and Austrians got smacked with the swarthoid stick during pre-history. Aryans didn’t nuke all the Anatolians hiding in the Alps so faggots like Otzi were able to curse us with dark than average skin for a people north of the alps.
