What are some good exercises to strengthen my bladder or increase its capacity? Whenever I’m standing next to a guy in the urinal he pisses louder or longer than me and I feel emasculated. Now I can artificially decrease the flow rate of my pee but not only does that not feel good, it means the sound of my pee hitting the splash guard is now softer and more feminine. I can also pee faster which makes my pee louder but then the pee time will be cut in half. How do other guys have both loud pee (high flow rate) while also having high overall pee time?
>>77432886Jacked off, thought I cleaned up enough and then went to sleep. Woke up with my dick stuck to my underwear. Now my penor dribbles after I piss. Literally have to squeeze my dick to get it all out.
>>77432886>the sound of my pee is now softer and more femininekek good one OP you got a chuckle out of me
>>77432886finasteride, tadalafil, tamsulosin
>>77432886pee is stored in the balls
>>77432886You can cheat a lil bit by having a better aim at key accoustic spots in the urinal (straight at the blue sponge). That or just pee standing up in the sit down toilet cabin, aiming at the center.That's the best i can do chief. My specialty is more like peeing earlier than other people. Like the time between the moment I whip out my dick and the moment I actually start peeing is absurdly short. I'm so confident in my capacity to urinate that i don't have an ounce of hesitation. Peepee-shy people are just shook.
>>77432886>>77433169>not carrying around a bottle of water strapped to your thigh for this reasonAmateurs. Like a firm handshake or business card with raised lettering, this is the type of first impressions shit that can make or break a business deals.
>>77433169im so jealous
>>77432947Idk what caused it but same. When I’m done pissing the last bit dribbles and I take another minute to spurt out a few small streams and if I don’t it will dribble in my pants and it’s enough to show a spot. Idk what happened.>>77432886Having same problem. Worried I broke a valve or something in my dick. I used to forcibly spray it like a shotgun blast when I was younger and I wonder if I broke something. I can’t do that anymore. I hope I don’t have a prostate issue I got another 10 years before I’m supposed to go get fingered for the first time but I may have to go do it early to figure this out. Btw fucking asinine that they can put tiny robots inside someone’s body to help with medicine and inspection, that they can reattach limbs and even eyeballs and even regrow teeth now but some dude still has to finger my asshole to make sure I’m healthy
>>77433235>some dude still has to finger my asshole to make sure I’m healthybe thankful cheap shit can still be efficacious
>>77433235For me it’s because the zipper keeps your dick at a slight angle and fluid gets trapped, I have to pull my entire dick and balls out, clearing free of the zipper to let it hang loosely
>>77433125That's true, that is why you need to squeeze your balls when you pee, and to increase pee capacity you need to stretch your balls by pinching them at both end and firmly stretch them by twisting them, this will stretch the tissue and get it to store more pee
>>77432886Let your foreskin block the opening so you get a twisted stream; that helps with noise.When I pull my foreskin back, I usually get a perfectly cylindrical stream that is silent, but when blocked a bit by my foreskin, it becomes this beautiful twisted helix-like form that makes a lot of noise.
>>77433276But i want a laminar flow piss stream that looks like it’s frozen
This is a good thread. Happy pissing, brothers.
>>77433276my prince albert piercings makes me spray like a garden hose
>>77433551>spray like a garden hoseLike when you put your thumb over the top?Nice. Should make some videos pissing on women and sell em.
>>77433169>the sit down toilet cabinYou brits never cease to crack me up
>>77432886You jave to yake the nopoo pill. Eventually your body will liquify the waste and you'll pee it out.
>>77433235Same here. I asked Gemini about it and it told me to relax and focus on "letting go" while breathing out. This helped but only marginally
>>77432886Im actually surprisingly qualified to answer this!For starters you want to stop pissing in urinals. You should start aiming for the biggest stall you can find leave the door open so others accidentally walk in on you.Pants should be all the way to the ground, let things breathe.Aim dead center in the water for max noise.When you feel the stream slowing down shout "woops!!" And then rotate your pelvis so you spray all over the toilet and the floor under the stall wall so it splashes out into the main area.Then pull up your pants, walk out looking at you watch and yell "OH FUCK!!" And run off before anyone can challenge you to clean up.Dont flush.Also some asparagus and b vitamins will give you a stronger color and stench.
>>77435388Instead of squeezing your bladder muscles, inflate your gut Also why are grown men exchanging pissing advice
>>77435592i virtually tell of my women about my piss stories and they love them. I even do this when I just met them and they hear the whole thing and give oooh and aaaahs.obviously you gotta be attractive for it to work
>>77432886I thought this would be a thread about urine therapy. Disappointed.
>>77435665I'd be pissed if I were you.
>>77435421This anon pees.
>>77433169Based optimal pee coach
This is something I'm currently obsessed with as I believe it all ties into libido and erection quality as well. I've been doing various pelvic floor exercises, stretches like reverse kegels and happy baby pose trying to sort of take my piss stream strength to the next level but it's very hit and miss.Some days I'll just go to the toilet and take a piss and blast so hard I almost cut the porcelain but other times I'll be stood there trickling out wee wee like a little girl. I can't develop any consistency. It might all be psychological at this point.
>>77435592For me it's not really about pissmogging the guy at the nearby urinal. It's about health. I've noticed for example that I don't fully empty my bladder sometimes and I have to go in for round two. Maybe it's just part of aging
>>77433125fax b
