How the actual fuck do you fix yellow teeth? Crest whitening strips don’t work. Crest whitening toothpaste doesn’t work. Just give me something that fucking WORKS please
>>77432895Go to a dentist pay €250 and get it done with professional equipment
>>77432895Ok, full mandatory fix ups, assuming a couple of fillings - ~$2000Porcelain veneers for just the smile zone and nightguard - ~$14,000Composite veneers for just the smile zone and nightguard - $6000Direct laser whitening and some bonding - ~$2500So pick your price point, most places offer like 60 month payment plans.
>>77432895>>77432902>>77432928A (((dense-tits))) will ordinarily just use UV light-activated hydrogen peroxide treatment for whitening if teeth don't need other work, but I use singlet oxygen which is more potent shit that costs a few cents to generate.
Teeth are naturally yellowish, most people on TV have porcelain toilet white veneers and crowns.Don't use whitening toothpastes, they are like sandpaper and you will wear down your enamel until they become even more yellow or, even worse, sensitive (actually had a Karem who brusher her teeth like a madman for a week with whitening toothpaste pressing hard thinking it will work better up the point where the nerve because inflamed and she need a root canal).Try going to a dentist for an air-flow cleaning, it will clean off the pigment from coffee/tea/etc and make them somewhite whiter.Some people have naturally thin enamel so the inner layer shives through and whitening won't really help sinced whitening just makes the enamel brighter.Home whitening kits are pussy shit peroxide levels and won't do shit, you want the good stuff that would burn off your gums unless you cover them up, for that you want laser whitening (the most effective/exepensive) or UV/LED whitening, that's the most effective stuff that can last for ~5 years.>t. 10 years a dentalfag
>>77432895I actually love my yellow teeth. I love how uncomfortable it makes the other fake ass csuite bitches
>>77432895Whitening strips definitely work.
>>77432895Only professional whitening done at the dentist worked for me, a few sessions were needed. They left my teeth kinda sensitive but I still have to do at least another session.
Quit consuming shit that stains teeth. Quitting coffee did more for teeth whitening than years of brushing ever did.
>>77432895the teeth on the left are very common in the UK and Japan, isn't it just natural?why would you want to look like a Ken doll?
>>77433019>t. nigger
>>77433299quiting coffee for tooth color is cucked
>>77433306This is natural toowould you date her?
>>77432895Firstly you gotta remember teeth aren't supposed to be glowing bright white, they're naturally meant to be slightly yellowIf they're legit fucked though you'll have to get a professional cleaning. Prevention is the best cure for any dental issues, the best thing you can do is keep them in top condition in the first place
>>77433337Drinking coffee is cucked
>>77433299No one swishes hot coffee through their teeth.
>>77432895>Crest whitening strips don’t work. Crest whitening toothpaste doesn’t work.Yes they do.
>>77432895>Crest whitening strips don’t work.They do, people ask me how my teeth stay so white. I just do those every few years and stay away from coffee and soda.
>>77433337>toxic drink that constricts your blood vessels and reduces blood flow to the brain>used by employers to condition you to be a wageslave through chemical addiction>kills your gut microbiome and makes you shit before you've fully digested your food>leeches minerals from your bones and teeth, and prevents you from absorbing other minerals from your food>makes your skin slightly paler and sickly-looking from dehydration>stunts growth in teenagers, creating millions of manlets>prevents you from sleeping properly even if you only drink it in the mornings>gives you headaches for days if you try to quit itThe addicts that justify this filthy habit with their cope are the real cucks.
>>77432928Have them rip everything out and put fake teeth in ~$20k-$60kAlso if you do get those payment plans, usually if you can choose a lower term length for 0% apr. Mine is 2 years.
>>77432928Or just use 3% Hydrogen peroxide mixed with toothpaste 3-4 times a week and tell your ((dentist)) to fuck off.>muh hydrogen peroxide is dangerousUnless you have rotten teeth and fucked up gum, hydrogen peroxide is safer and way more effective than anything you put on your teeth, from charcoal particles filled toothpaste to crest chemical goyproducts
>>77433404There are just as many studies extolling the pros of caffeine as the cherry picked bullshit small scale shit in your image. Time & time again large scale reviews continue to link moderate caffeine consumption with lower all-cause mortality and lower rates of several liver, metabolic and neurological conditions. It is infinitely more likely that most of those small scale studies in your image did not control for confounding factors and the overwhelming majority of participants experiencing adverse affects had other shit going on with them and caffeine just exacerbated underlying conditions. I absolutely agree that excessive consumption of high calorie caffeinated beverages is bad, but caffeine itself is as innocuous as aspirin under the right conditions.
i got great results from swishing coconut oil for luke 20 mins everyday. after 3 weeks i had better facial aesthetics due to the swishing and my teeth were whiter and gums healthyi floss and scrape daily too tho
>>77433451Rationalizations of an addict.No benefits of caffeine have ever been proven. It's all the same garbage epidemiology fabricated correlations.All-cause mortality statistics are worthless to establish causation.
>>77433658>No benefits of caffeine have ever been proven.>It's all the same garbage epidemiology fabricated correlations.>All-cause mortality statistics are worthless to establish causation.Sorry Chud, a mechanism already dropped in Texas.>https://stories.tamu.edu/news/2026/04/29/coffee-doesnt-just-wake-you-up-it-may-help-protect-your-body-from-aging/
>>77433410>Have them rip everything out and put fake teeth inThe fuck is wrong with some people? Just brush your damn teeth.
>>77433658>It's all the same garbage epidemiology fabricated correlations.Retard, literally everything in >>77433404 picrel falls under that category. Maybe Google the definition of a word before you use it.>All-cause mortality statistics are worthless to establish causation.If that's true then you can basically just stop arguing using any study of this type, like those in your pic, cause no one is ever going to control for all confounding factors so none of those studies prove anything.
>>77432895Before you go to anything more drastic, try this stuff. Also keep in mind if you are using any cavity mouth rinses they will repair your teeth but at the cost of discoloring them.
>>77432895>normal teeth vs instagram teethMight as well never drink or eat any coloured foods. Just water and food cubes/waffers.
>>77432895I don't smile, so it's not a problem.
>>77432895I went to the dentist, they took measurements of my teeth using a scanner. Three days later they gave me a rubber thing to wear overnight with some gel. I was supposed to do it for 12 days but I stopped at day 9 because my teeth became very sensitive. Might continue now though because once I stopped they went back to normal.160€
>>77432895>not fitnesstransexual jannies will let this shit up but ban you for calling someone a nigger faggot
>>77434978Post body
>>77432895>trying to seek answers from a board of mostly 35+ year olds who are now becoming out of touchAnything look related you must seek looksmax. There are thousands of threads on there on ideal whitening strategies.
>>77433404>constricts your blood vesselsIt does but it also boosts nitric oxide levels and inhibits PDE5 (same as cialis/viagra)
>>77432895Smile and be happy with what you got
>>77435779my teeth are more crooked than this and I'm in my 30's. Several dentists insisted on orthodontics but I don't really want to sink money in it. Anyone has done it? Care to share your experience, would you recommend it or nah?BTW girl in pic is way cuter than I am so she can get away with it
>>77432895Implants, you can get them for $20,000 in Turkey.
>>77436458Be aware that implants actually need a lot more care than real teeth.I have a full set and I'm required to brush at 4 times a day: first thing in the morning, after lunch, after dinner and before bed. Dentist told me I need to do this, those pegs can get infected otherwise and you'll lose the implants, bone and tissue around the pegs can be damaged.They're not the indestructible cheat code people think they are, you cant just get implants and then stop brushing your teeth altogether. They require a ton of care. The best thing you can do is not be a retard like me and look after your real teeth
>>77432928I'm paying 2200 in Argentina for 4 crowns and 2 veneers on my upper 6 teeth, zarconium (lasts longer than porcelain).If you speak Spanish (easy language) its cheaper to just fly somewhere in South America.
>>77436693jesus christ, thanks for sharing
>>77436693That sounds like hell
>>77436816Just trying to spread valuable information about implants brah>>77437003It does suck but my teeth were fucked beyond any repair. It was either that, dentures or no teeth. I would have loved to go back in time and look after my teeth to begin with, but obviously that's not possible. There's worse fates than having to brush your teeth after every meal anyway, I'd hardly say my life is hell because of it
>>77436693Idk what you had done but I don't and I don't even have my perms yet. Yes you still need to brush and clean your mouth and you can still get infections but depending on the procedure you are less likely to get infections as there is less overall material and ways to get infected.>>77436458Having had all my teeth replaced, 12 implants and 6 bridges, I would not choose to get dental work done anywhere that is far from where you live. Complications, pain, follow ups and post care are all factors you should consider. It made more sense to spend $5k more on a better treatment option with a US dentist than a mexico one for me where I would have more trouble with all those issues.
>>77437306>I don'tYou should. I just do what the dentist told me to do, and I've had my implants since 2015 and had no problems. Others told me the exact same thing about how much care they need toi. If you don't take care of them and practice good oral hygiene you can get serious problems, I know someone who got them and only brushed in the morning, the "roots" got infected and the implants became loose and had to be removed in the endBoogie2988 is going to lose his, I know it
>>77433630damn do you pace the swishing?sounds bad buy even one minute tires out my jaw, i guess im not used to swishing stuff often thoalso by scrape do you mean tongue scraping? never understood the benefit of that, when do you do it?
>>77436726Can i just go to Tijuana? Argentina and Turkey seem pretty far.
>>77436413Even after years of braces to fix the problem, you'll still need to wear retainers for the rest of your life.You're already approaching middle age so your looks are already going downhill. Focus on something more useful like exercise.>>77437884Probably not as cheap but I've heard great things about the dentists there. Just don't go yourself, get a local to find the dentist for you.
>>77435779if all you need is invisalign you dont need to pay for an actual orthobut if you need braces then yeah its worth it my bite is so much better now and my teeth look a lot better too
>>77432895I walk around with my yellow teeth smiling at people making them feel disgusted, fuck em
>>77432928why do you need a nightguard?
>>77432895I mean, teeth are supposed to be yellowish. As long as they aren't very yellow it's not an issue. Bright white teeth look artificial as fuck, and just like those that wear blue lenses, they don't pass.
>>77432895Why do you ruin your teeth?
>>77437918bad teeth will make someone look ugly no matter how hot their body is. its the main thing people look at when you talk to them.
>>77436693What kind of implant do you mean? I have lost my front teeth in /hoc/ related accident and I have implants that were drilled into my jawbone and done to fit my mouth properly. They're supposed to last 40-50 years and dont require any special care other than good mouth hygiene. The only thing that the surgeon told me was that I need to visit dentist/mouth hygienist 1-2 times a year to remove the calculus to make sure that the teeth, especially around the implants, are healthy in their base. This cost around 2500 euros per implant in Finland.
>>77437345yeah those muscles need training too you dont have to max speed swish at the beginning you can also just sit there just watch out not to tilt your head back a lotas it can trigger you to swallowjust do as muchas you can out of the 20 and with time itll be an afk activity
>>77432895DO:>get professional whitening done>use at home peroxide whitening strips>use whitening toithpaste with stannous fluoride>get regular cleanings at a dentistAVOID:>dark sodas or drinks high in tannins (black tea, coffee, red wine>non-peroxide based whitening strips>toothpaste without stannous fluoride>acid based whitening>activated charcoal
White strips do work. You have to use them every night. Thats what my sister does and she has those freaky unnaturally white teeth. It will get expensive though. Alternatively if you use the product called "5 minute white" from your local CVS or Walgreens. Its the cheapest one there and if you leave it on for like 30 minutes thats about the most dramatic whitening in a day you can get without a dentistry fag
