What would you do in this situation?
Pick a lighter set do more reps, pick heavier weight do less reps
>>77434128Rape him
Go back to my home gym
>>77434137No, you wouldn't.Also you are deeply unfunny.
>>77434146yes he would. so would Ihonestly I'd rape you too
>>77434146Did somebody rape you as a child or something? Relax bro
>>77434128>What would you do in this situation?Just take what I want and cause a major scene if he disagreesI don't know why people want to pretend violence isn't the answer to every problem
>>77434128If you can't mog him into submission, you don't deserve the dumbbells
Most zoomers at the gym stand up before i even walk up and talk to them about me wanting the machine because i mog them therefore my time there is more valuable so they naturally stand up and let me do my sets. I will have a long stare off with the roided zoomers but at the end they befriend me and glaze me all the time. Feels good being a chad millennial.
>>77434128take the dumbbells
>>77434128I would sit there for another 15 minutes laughing at the nerd waiting for me to finish.
>>77434146rape victim detected
>>77434128Id go home and login to my underground hacker group 4channel account and ask wat others would do
I'd choke him out with the weight belt, would he easy since nobody but me ever uses the weight belt
>>77434153>>77434313Do you guys think telling the same joke every single time is always funny?
>>77434128Homegym.Anyway, it's unlikely there's only one bench here, so I'll use another. And as he clearly isn't looking, I'll switch the DB with bigger ones (so that he possibly injures himself) and also spread some water on the bench behind him (so he wets himself). These kind of people need to be made as uncomfortable as possible, without having anybody to vent on.
>>77434157This. Confrontation with spineless dyels is always fun when it's justified.
>>77434710go back to your leftist commune, rape victim
>>77434799I am not "offended" in the slightest, I just hate how unfunny and low effort so many of you are. That "joke" gets said literally every time.
>>77434815
>>77434818This image isn't relevant at all. God I hate having fucking retards on my "side."
>>77434539rape jannies for not doing their job
>>77434710yes>>77434815I'll rape you again
>>77434157>retard thinks he lives in the caveman days and can be a retard in public with 0 reprecussionsAnd you never have violently hurt someone because you would have been in jail by now.
>>77434128>purple benchPlanet Fitness? I'd start by going to a better gym.
I would pretend I'm listening on a particular song and sing the lyrics out loud. The lyrics being generic insults calling him a pussy ass weak ass bitch retard who can't lift etc.
>>77434867No, you won't. Making impotent threats makes you weak, not strong.
>>77434362The mysterious hacker known as 4chanThat might be overkill
I'm going to rape someone itt who will be chosen at random
>>77434963did you like getting raped?
>>77434828>This image isn't relevant at all.>my "side."
>>77434875Not him but I think he's right. You don't commit violence 99% of the time the implication of it is enough. You don't need to threaten or harass just raids your voice 20% make really solid eye contact and don't back down. Their inner pussy will surface under the slightest pressure and only someone with genuine anger problems would escalate when they're obviously outmatched and probably know they're being selfish. If he were to pull this with say someone who works in corrections yeah they would call that bluff in a second.
>>77434963this rape victim for sure wore trench coats and fedoras in high school.
>>77434963imagine being rapedyikes!
>>77434963This is turning into a gang rape
>>77434710You sound butthurt. Just like that time you got raped, amirite?
you people are fucking weird
>>77434710Oh it's definitely funny this time
>>77434128It would be funny for them to go to try and hit you but you just back away and can keep doing it
>>77435742>oh some retard is gonna try to tackle you
>>77435737Well the fun is over
>>77434710Rape is actually funny.
>>77435748>>77435352>>77434963>>77434710>Rapey McRape has entered the chat>rapes you
>>77434128what situation?ever since covid people have become supremely retarded, just find another bench you cunt fuck
>>77435956>people have become supremely retarded>fails to understand the actual problem
>>77434710I too will be raping youYou're practically asking for it
Some bitch built a fucking jungle gym on the squat platform next to me with those big foam blocks to do fuck knows what stair step dumbell carry shit she was doing and of course this faggot is asking me how many sets I have left on my diddly lift, so now I'm all self conscious about how long I'm resting between heavy (for me) diddlies that I need to pay attention and maintain form on and have all my breath back for.
>>77434128Let the sissy keep his weights.
>>77434710
>>77434128I'd leave him alone because I don't do dyel ass faggot weight
>>77434146>t.raped
>>77434128Is it weird that i look at the back of his head and immediately think of Charlie Kirk?
>>77434128Dumbbell rows in front and put my ass in his face. Make him get right in there
>approach the person, politely ask if they can free up the machine if they are doneexplain in simple terms why wouldn't this work and why it's not the best option available (second only to having your own home gym where you can just whatever you want whenever you want which is ideal)
>approach the person, politely rape them
>>77434146>deeplyWhat are you implying anon??
>>77434128I'd scoop his ass what's this faggot gonna do?
>>77434146>>77434710
>>77436277this would be funny as fuck. winnar.
>>77436426>winnarkys
>>77434710>rapes you
>>77434137fuck yeah anon, impregnate his ass
>>77434128Freak out, cry, shit and fart on camera
>>77434875It's afraid
>>77434963
>>77434818What the fuck is an SJW?
>>77434146Get raped son
>>77434146
>>77437367Sexy jewish women
Mog him after bench sesh, "are you going to use that or scroll all day?"
>>77434146Kevin Nash that you?
>>77434128Just take the dumbells
Even as a dyel ive never been intimidated at a gym. I dont like work ins. Like go make a home gym if your thst autistic
>>77434146>t. raped
>>77434818Nobody has used the word "SJW" since 2016, get with the times you senile imbecile
I'd start a thread about it on reddit
>>77434128I haven't used a dumbbell in 2 years so I walk away
>>77434963How about a little poopy rapey?
>>77434146>*rapes you*
FFS OP go to a real gym.Its a pretty shit gym if it has say 6 dumbbells'.
>>77434128Literally just take them, do your set and bring them back
>>77439214I used your mom yesterday fucklehead
>>77434146>>77434710sorry for raping you :(my bad
>>77434146>t. Dumbell hoarder that got raped at the gym
>>77434128take them and immediately start busting out reps>hold on let me finish this set>oh sorry didn't think you were using them
>>77434132fpbp/thread
>>77434128>taps on shoulder>gif related
>>77437341
>>77434146you deserved to be raped lol
>>77434146give me your address so you can find out, victim weight
>>77434128Just take them? What's he gonna do? They literally aren't his
