>>77434667
enjoy your AIDS

>>77434667
You can do all of it on yourself with your own hands, roller, gun and ball, but massages (from a hot flirty woman of course) are based nonetheless and also good for stress levels

>>77434667
Also curious about this but I don't know if there any legit places in my area. I keep hearing about raids or whatever but I actually want a massage that won't gape my wallet.

They just give yoy hand jobs at those places

Only one lady massaged the front of my body, chest abs etc, was my first time going, it was super relaxing all the other times they only go for my back side and then my penis when they roll me over

>>77434685
Nah dude, at least the ones out on the west coast are all full service

>Go to one of these in Vegas
>Two 20-30ish old cute Asian girls working
>One in tiny red dress takes me back to the room
>I get undressed lay butt naked on the table and set a tip on the table
>She comes in, strips down naked and rubs me down from behind, grabbing my balls and asshole
>Flips me over massages me eventually we 69
>She hops on and rides me
>Bent her over the table a bit and finished in the condom inside her doing missionary

Next day
>Go to same place
> Get the other girl this time
> I pay for a "four hands"
>Now both girls are giving me a massage
>Had a threesome with them

Only thing that sucked about the threesome was having to switch condoms between the girls but

>2nd girl was super tight and I was going deep in her while about to cum
>I notice it feels really fucking good
>I cum
> Pull out, condom is gone
> She panics but realizes it's in her
> She gets it out and then starts cuddling me and whispering in my ear "I luv uuu I luv uuuu"

but other than that 10/10

>>77434677
You can’t get aids from a handjob

>>77434771
HIV is a meme unless you're a degenerate shooting drugs and or having gay butt secks

>>77434711
this chick with a dry vagina just has to make a couple of sexy noises and say something afterwards then collect her money and anon thinks he's a big man and will relive the story any chance he gets

>>77434667
east asian man fuck your white girl pussy in porn

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I don’t care about sex. I just want a cheap massage

>>77434886
Yeah I had a deep tissue massage and scrub the other day at one of these places. Pretty good and I’m squeaky clean

>>77434821
Kek this

>>77434817
This
Unprotected vaginal sex with someone who has HIV has a 0.04% chance of giving you HIV. Considering how few women have HIV to begin with, and this is basically 0%.

>>77434711
"I luv uuu(r money) I luv uuuu(r money)"
Paying for sex is like being a cuck

>>77434711
you licked a asian hooker's pussy? You are either larping or suffering with mouth herpes/monkeypox you dirty ass nigga. who tf goes down on a prostitute. how did that dick taste lil nigga?

>>77434886
My tissue is going neurotic someone agitate it. Now!

>>77435117
True. You have much more risk of getting herpes or warts though, so still wrap up

>>77434667
Try and hit her in the eye

>>77434667
If you’re serious, go to a chiropractor.

>>77435276
A real Thai massage is MUCH better than any chirofaggot. It hurts, by the way.

>>77435151
I went 69d one and I am clean. She was so nice to me and extra attentive I had to show my appreciation. Never had a girlfriend.

>>77434667
Find a local chiropractic clinic.
They have massage therapists on staff.
Much better massages than the sketchy Asian suck and fuc places.

My insurance covers 16 massages a year at $7 each.
It's very good at helping you avoiding injuries.

>>77435151
why do incels and children think everyone has stds?

>>77434667
get a massage once a month for recovery
im going to get a latina massage tomorrow myself

>>77436098
>i'm not an incel because i go down on dirty smelly used prostitute pussy heh

sorry Sanjay, I know you like eating shit but tasting the condom or cock by going down on a prostitute is just disgusting and she probably laughed at you afterwards with all her friends. There's a reason you wear a condom when fucking a prostitute, you know that, right? Like, it's because she fucks random strangers multiple times a day and there's no STD check at the front door. Condoms also don't have a 100% prevention for any STD. So for you to put your fucking mouth and tongue into the pussy of a prostitute is not only fucking disgusting in its own right (how's my creampie taste nigga?), but carries a much bigger risk of STD transmission that is impossible to deny

tl;dr you are my creampie cleanup boy

Enjoy handjob from 50 year old woman

>>77436188
lol this

>>77436098
They also think strangers on street corners will offer them cigarettes and drug syringes

>>77436188
The 50/60 year olds give the best handjobs. I love it when i pull the older ones they are the best!

>>77436131
escorts always use condoms, unlike you girlfriend

>>77436257
is your girlfriend fucking multiple strangers every day?

>>77436257
not when i give them $200 extra, they don't

>>77434667
It's a meme, I think it does have functionality in sports. That's where all that "active" recovery bullshit comes from it's because they need to be ready for the game the next day and it doesn't matter if it's optimal for hypertrophy

>>77434667
They will jerk you off and give you a bad massage it’s not worth it for real massages you have to go to reputable non Asian rub and tug

>>77436517
My massage and handjob were great but most of the asian parlors in my area were closed down a year or two ago.

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>>77436098
Sex haver here
Around 20% of the 18-40yr female population in the USA has an incurable STD.
Over 50% have cold sores (Herpies sym1)
And 60% of all new gentital herpes cases are from cold sore Herpies spread from oral sex.

STDs are a very real threat.
That's why I will not have sex with any girl who hasn't gotten tested recently.
Surprisingly enough, that requirement makes the girls more attracted to you.
They get turned on by the sense of care and responsibility.

.t sex haver.

>>77436188
My boss told me about the time he went to one and how he got the old hag instead of the younger gal that time he said whatever since he was addicted
He couldn’t get hard so she offered to sit on his face, boy once that hairy sloppy sweaty wet 55 year old Asian cunt was riding his nose he busted in minutes and kept requesting her every time he went back

>>77436257
You are always so fucking stupid.

>>77436713
cute seal

>>77436098
Anon these women have sex with 5-10 guys a day every day of the week, often with dudes who also fuck other prostitutes. It’s a numbers game, you’re not dealing with a normal woman who has a normal amount of sex and gets herself regularly tested. I like occasionally going to these places for a decent massage and handjob but going down on one of these women is like licking a new york city sidewalk.

>>77434886
I've gotten multiple deep tissue massages. They're alright

>>77436713
i havent used a condom with a non-working girl since 2013 and I'm fine

>>77436412
clearly youre seeing streetwalkers or ghetto eroticmonkey chicks

>>77436412
I can't wait to fuck my bitch TOBIGHT

>>77437012
5-10 guys a week with condoms vs the average slut who fucks 5-10 guys a month without condoms

normal women rarely use condoms and rarely get tested
massage parlors girls are required to use condoms and get tested because if someone catches something they go out of business

false comparison

>>77434667
people can die from getting strokes or pulmonary embolisms from massages

massages are fucking stupid unless it's a gentle foot massage or getting your dick stroked. you're really risking dying in an asian strip mall for what, again?

>>77438369
Sure thing Karen

>>77436098
working girls in Vegas have STDs you fucking idiot

you know how many greasy browns and nogs she fucks on the daily? jesus fucking christ. not saying there's anything wrong with having fun with hoes but wrap your shit. inb4 "but she's tested" yea every 2 fucking weeks, there's a ton of dicks in that timeframe, not to mention that herpes and a few other STDs aren't considered "infected" for things like shooting porn or whoring. testing clean is for things like gonorrhea. cumming into a bag sucks, even if it's an ultra thin, but that's the price you pay for fucking tons of women and drastically reducing your chances of contracting something.

>>77434667
>>77434886
This triggered a bad memory for me.

>walk into asian parlor
>signs promising cheap massage
>go into room and middle age woman immediately asks if I want handjob
>I say no I want massage
>she gets mad at me and gives me the shittiest angry massage for like 10 mins before leaving
>comes back and asks me if I want handjob again
>I say fine
>cum in 5 minutes
>go to front to pay, she charges me $60 (the "discount" advertised massage was $30)

I never went to another massage parlor again. I too would just like a fucking massage.

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>>77438369
You cant be this much of a pussy...this has to be a troll response.

>>77438504
take it up with tim curry

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>>77438508
Chill out pussyboi and enjoy the massage

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I started getting a biweekly deep tissue massage at my local (legitimate) Asian massage parlor about a year ago to help with recovery. Can confirm it has worked very well for me. The key is finding a masseuse who actually does deep tissue and uses her elbows and then always requesting her by name. Some treat deep tissue as Swedish massage with more pressure and that is absolutely not what you’re looking for if your goal is recovery v. just a relaxing experience. A legit masseuse will use her elbows like a combination spear/meat tenderizer. It isn’t always pleasant in the moment but you feel amazing walking out and for days afterward. Also functions as a sort of psychological reward for lifting heavy and going hard.

>>77438535
>willing to quote AI
>not willing to quote an actual source

I get a massage about once a month. I mostly do it to relax. I come out feeling like I imagine women feel when they go to therapy. There are psycho-somatic benefits for me but I really think they’re PSYCHO-somatic and they’re marginal. It’s really just an overall feeling of well being thing for me.

By the way, you shouldn’t to an actual licensed massage therapist. Look up the injury rates from clients at less legit therapists. It’s a lot higher than you think. I will never see a chiropractor either for this reason. People die in chiropractic offices.

>>77438183
>5-10 guys a week with condoms
Anon at least half of their clients pay extra to not wear condoms, do you know what BBBJ/BBFS is?

>>77438594
Stay scared bitchboi

Nice stealth monger thread since these got banned from /hc/ and /gif/

>>77438923
Why did they ban them? They were pretty comfy

>>77438616
yeah and the majority would never offer that especially not to a fat loser like you
ive fucked over 100 escorts in my time only the trashiest crackheads offered anything bareback and if that's where you choose to go then you deserve to catch something

>>77436713
>And 60% of all new gentital herpes cases are from cold sore Herpies spread from oral sex.
It’s not the same virus and it doesn’t spread that way

>>77438535
so you show evidence that supports my position and yet you quadruple down, and also quote AI because you're a fucking jeet or nigger who actually uses AI hahahahaha I accept your defeat, subhuman

>>77434667
Asian girls fucking bbc

>>77439725
>only the trashiest crackheads offered anything bareback
You realize we’re talking about AMPs right?
>ive fucked over 100 escorts in my time
Congrats?

im 99% sure these places exist as a blackmail scheme.

>get hand job
>pay with credit card
>they look you up and see if you are rich and married or have a reputation to protect
>blackmail you for money

heh jokes on you though I would not be blackmailable

>>77440402
Blackmailing people is less profitable and more risky than simply jerking off guys for $60 + house fee. Also just pay in cash.

>>77440428
Absolutely not. You can make more money from 1 good blackmailing than you could make by producing gallons of cum manually

>>77434685

how much for a handy these days?

>>77436713
Can confirm, women respond well to wanting to have safe sex. Ive felt that theyre more enthusiastic in bed once i express that im gonna wrap it up.
>>77437161
How many women have you gotten with since 2013? Aint gonna tell you what to do anon, just hope youre careful

>>77436713
cold sores are not a fucking STD you virgin retard

>>77436255
why?
finger in ass?

>>77435117
>doesn't understand statistics

>>77440443
I dont get it bro how do you enjoy using a condom? Shit makes no sense to me. Jacking off feels better than that shit. I would at least try to get her to suck my dick if I wasnt willing to put it in her.

>>77440438
Why not both? Multiple revenue streams.

>>77440548
well yeah it is both of course. The Triads run these things im pretty sure

>>77434711
>using a condom
NGMI

>>77440566
Triads need to make east asian men porn

>>77435893
You admit to blowing a load in them, they probably got nut in them going back days from other dudes.
You licked it...

>>77440468
Sometimes finger in the ass but mainly they dont give a fuck and have been jerking dicks for 40 years bro. You know how good you can get at jerking off cocks for 8 hours a day over 40 years?

>>77436098
In college I had sex with almost 20 women and only got chlamydia once. Those odds arent bad at all. Rather take free clap pills once than wear a condom each time

>>77434694
Was it the same place? Every place I've been to focuses on the back, when I would prefer a focus on the front. Never gotten a happy ending tho. Do places do it on their own or do you have to ask?

I downloaded tinder, went on a lot of dates with 3/10,and realized I want a cute gf.

>>77434711
That's some goofy shit lol. Unless they were actually hot then it's overly based

:P

I recommend exploring the Asian market after securing a solid mix of young & pretty and sometimes old and mid./
the latter is learning to recognize different pokémon archetypes, and that's the one part i can't really teach. it's something you develop with experience. eventually, something just clicks, and once it does, you'll start seeing patterns you never noticed before.
Enjoy
Be
Safe.
Don't Be Silly Wrap Your Willy

>>77434711
She said she loves you because she was extremely surprised that you ate her out and Impressed that you would take that risk. Imagine being a trafficked sex slave and getting blown out like ten times a day and then some guy lets her sit in his face of course she love u nigga also nobody is impressed that u paid 60 dollars to fuck a literal sex trafficked slave congrats on being a part of the PDF empire u fucking faggot

- sex haver

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this is the average calendar of a pokegirl.

>>77434711
Based. They're all over Canada for much cheaper than what you paid.
I'm tempted on having an old / young threesome with a 24yr old and 42yr old for $200

>>77441076
are they advertised anywhere in particular or are you just supposed to drive around and pick a random one? i didn't think it was legal over there

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>>77441036
>This lil nigga rly said PDF instead of pedophile
Goofy ah nigger

>>77441076
I was just in Toronto a little over a week ago. Wish I would've known, bet they have more flavors up there.

>>77441284
>>77441452
Grey area of legal.
You find them on Leolist or go to Asian Massage and ask, they're literally the same girls, I even asked one in the US and she offered sex but I declined.
All Asian Massage girls move to prostitution and contrary to popular belief (at least in Canada) nobody forced them, it's just easy money with less effort.

The one good thing about Asian girls is you will get service even if it's mediocre and rushed, I can't trust the other races

t. Rice connasseuir

>>77441359
this little nigga really said "ah" instead of ass

>>77434667
Man I don't need 30 minutes. 10 at most. What a waste of money.