Do BJJ guys really think they have super powers or something? Like do they expect people to just willingly go to the floor with them and play their little arm twisting contest? What if the guy is with a buddy who's ready to kick you in the head while your busy rolling in the ground? The average street fighter is over in seconds after a few punches, what are you suppose to achieve by making some dude tap out in real life? That is if they don't pull a gun or a knife on you.
BJJ guys? There are other reasons for jonah hill's chutzpah and victim complex, anon.
shame. it was his best movie
>>77437546Honestly this is a common thing. Guys in their late 30s / early 40s who get into combat sports and after a year or 2 start talking reckless like they can kick everybody's ass. I live in a town full of them.
I used to be really into martial arts when I was younger, but the whole culture now is so fucking cringe I don't even bring it up anymore. I just do what I can on my own, some hojo undo, and some other traditional stuff mostly different kinds of conditioning and keep to myself. I wish there were places where you could just go spar and not have to suck off some weak ass instructors ego by participating in this cult bullshit.
>>77437546I'm like a pirate refusing to learn to swim
>come lay on the ground with me bro and lets settle this
>>77437546>that interview on french tv where he got completely BTFOhttps://youtu.be/UM12f0GBOx8?si=mqKEBtuCOd-tMsqh
>>77437664That was pretty brutal but also, that lady is a fucking cunt & a prime example of why the French are almost universally seen as cunts. The whole half of her exchange was completely out of pocket & inappropriate. If a man did that to a female celeb he'd be fired the next day.
>>77437546he will always be jonah2subs to me
>>77437683You think he was buddies with jared fogle?
okay go to website
>>77437546They are useless if they can’t take you down
>>77437683When will someone make a pic with the various Jonah persona's? I've lost track of them all.
>>77437679To her defence, he was asking for it. He is a basedboy jewish wlscum wannabe a tough guy. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull. Don't be a disgusting faggot and people won't be making fun of you.
>>77437546>Do BJJ guys really think they have super powers or something?delusional hobbyists like Jonah might think that>what are you suppose to achieve by making some dude tap out in real life? you don't tap them out, you choke them unconscious or break their limbs
>>77437546What does he do with somebody who just kicks him in the face?
I just do it mostly for fitness and because it is more social than lifting weights. I dunno what OP is on about.
>>77437632They're understandably stupid as they lack experience and don't test themselves.
>>77437546WE
>>77438134Punches didn't do much. She should just have tired him out and then sat her brapper on his face for KO.
>>77437546The super power is being homosexual
>>77438134That guy has touched more women than /fit/
>>77437546BJJ, blow job jew?dude looks so weird after the ozempic and getting tons of doodle tats and getting angry and bitter as fuck when he used to just be a funny guy
>>77438134He should train for sumo.
>>77438222He clearly hates himself and has tons of personal issues
>>77438207You are one of the least funny people going I'm afraid
>>77438392it literally made me crack up a bit
The sheer desperation to shrug off his past.
>>77438222Every fat person who pretends to be jolly and funny and happy and outgoing and friendly is secretly seething with hatred for all. Every single one of them. Pic related, Greekgodx went from being the funniest / most charismatic guy on Twitch to a bitter wannabe alpha angry cringelord
Unarmed martial arts have almost no real world use case except for idiots who allow their ego to get them into confrontations. As other anons point out, street criminals do not play by any rules. You deal with them by situational awareness and running away. Other than being attacked by street criminals, when are you supposed to use your fighting skills? In a bar? At a barbecue? Road rage? If those situations every rise to the level of fighting, it is your personality that needs training. That having been said, martial arts training can be fun, good exercise, even promote spiritual growth. But if you start thinking you are a tough guy, you are in greater danger than you were before you started training. Where I come from, guns are everywhere and you will quickly find you are on the wrong end of one if you start pushing people around.
>>77438222Dude is a fucking basket case. Clearly has some personality disorder. Ever hear him talk or read his private texts? 100% has main character syndrome. He'd probably have been a school shooter if he wasn't famous
Yeah man. Not to sound like billy bad ass or anything but I’ve been dabbling in boxing, wrestling, and martial arts since I was a kid, now in my 30s, grew up in a shithole rust belt ghetto where fighting was a requirement, moved to Philly and worked as a bouncer there, I’ve probably seen thousands of street fights including fights involving guys I knew from BJJ. Simply put, BJJ is a fucking scam for the most part but these guys always think they are the most dangerous motherfuckers in every room. I saw a black belt from my dojo get practically mauled to death outside a bar by a Temple football player once. 1v1, no weapons, both more or less sober, totally fair fight. His skills just didn’t mean shit against someone physically superior to him in every way. I also saw a bouncer who was all hopped up on his BJJ experience try to choke out a violent patron only for his buddy to run over and punt the side of his head, putting him in the hospital with a brain bleed. BJJ is great if you find yourself already on the ground or grappling for a knife or something and there is absolutely no risk of a buddy attacking you or someone pulling a gun, but beyond that it’s completely useless. And yet, these guys think they’re human weapons. I actually can’t stand these guys, especially because if you scan YouTube for fight videos what you see is that the BJJ/MMA guys only ever pick fights with fat slobs and drunks like that somehow proves their mettle. They’re just the most insufferable cunts alive at the moment.
>>77438452Wrestling and Jiu Jitsu are helpful to have experience with precisely because the most likely real world case you absolutely have to defend yourself is when somebody attacks you with a knife or a gun. I would say wrestling is about 10x better than jiu jitsu in this regard, and just being really instinctive and aggressive about 5x better than being skilled in BJJ though. For straight up 1vx street fighting no weapons boxing is the undisputed king and that’s patently obvious to anyone who has ever actually seen trained fighters in street fights. Jiu jitsu guys bully drunks or make fools of themselves while boxers end fights quickly. It’s just really not even up for debate and these fags are just mostly coping with not having the foresight, grit, or athleticism to wrestle, box, or play a highly aggressive quasi-combat sport like football or rugby.
>>77437546My partners brother is vaguely like this, he has done BJJ quite a lot, and assumes he is tough for it, without doing boxing, muay thai, stand up wrestling or anything else.
>>77437546He looks retarded now
>>77438503> my partner
>>77438490I was waiting for this post
>>77438615> *puts you in an armbar*> “heh nothin personnel kid”
BJJ would have saved him, right?
>>77438503>partner
All street fights end up on the ground, right?
>>77437546
>>77438633I agree with your point but you couldn't have picked a worse example. That's 1 sober guy vs 4 piss drunk guys not even able to walk properly.
>>77438645this one, then?
>>77437546Okay go and street fight a bjj blue belt1v1 bjj is powerfulSurprise attack 1v1 bjj is powerful1 Vs many no martial arts is powerful but may help you survive if you are LUCKYIf you don't enjoy grappling then Idc what to tell you. Wrestling is the oldest sport and most natural of all, even animals wrestle. BJJ is wrestling+ submissions
>>77438452Nothing has real world use caseIf you don't think being able to survive an unarmed altercation is useful then go play bing bing wahoo and cope about how that's more useful
>>77438430>Every fat person who pretends to be jolly and funny and happy and outgoing and friendly is secretly seething with hatred for all. Every single one of them.Hyperbole & assumption. There's more to it. I've gone through this. It isn't that there was always shit hiding underneath. It's that the process of becoming fit usually comes with being disenfranchised from previous world views. It comes with the realization of how naive your previous world view was and how retarded the world is for ever having told you it was ok to be like that, which is a huge fucking portion of society. There's truth in the idea that you have to kill your former self. To affect lasting change you have to sometimes become the antithesis of what you were. You can't be that person that was chill(complacent) to the point where maintaining strict diet & exercise was the insurmountable task it seemed to be before getting fit, after getting fit. Not completely. Plus, you're talking about a guy who made a spectacle out of himself. Of course he's going to pivot for a different audience.
>>77438689>1 Vs many no martial arts is powerful but may help you survive if you are LUCKYWhy lie like this? Everyone on 4chan has seen multiple vid of guys handling multiple attackers with boxing.
>>77438912NTA but a lot of these vids are usually a sober boxer knocking out multiple drunken untrained retards who are stumbling towards them square on, one at a time. Also note in these vids the boxer is always the first to strike, implying that these guys may not have been expecting the shots, aka may have been actually going for a fight but been essentially sucker punched on the way in. I have been in/seen a few street fights in my time and they're very rarely as clean as this. People will be punching you from every direction, grabbing, pulling, biting. For every vid you see a boxer iron out 3 dudes theres 1000 vids of a boxer getting dogpiled by 3 dudes and you dont even get to see his boxing skills because hes curled up in a ball on the floor having his head kicked in.
>>77439005Cool, show me 1 vid of this. Cause I literally never have.
>>77438648yes better
>>77437546she really mindbroke him, huh
I think people need to distinguish between street fighting and self defense. BJJ is kinda useful for self defense because usually self defense means you’re just suddenly attacked by some crazy nigger with a knife on the subway and now you need to grapple for the knife to survive, but it’s genuinely completely useless in a street fight and all else equal talented boxer is going to put any martial artist to sleep quickly. I just don’t know why you’d be worried about getting into a street fight. There is basically constitution you absolutely have to fight other than the attack by the crazy knife wielding nigger. So my advice is forget boxing, train BJJ, and shut the fuck up about it.
>>77439232Basically no situation*
>>77438689Even high school wrestling demands a level of training intensity and aggression that 99% of BJJ black belts will never have to reach. That’s the actual reason wrestling is so good. It’s not the skills. It’s that wrestlers are athletic and tough as shit. BJJ fags are usually soft tough talkers looking to choke out some fat old drunk.
>>77437546>the fat guy from superbadwhy is he ashamed of his best role?
>>77437546>another martial arts/fighting threadcardio beats knife, and gun beats all. Knowing how to fight is less important than being able to run. All fightniggers know this, and need to cope by insisting they'll "fuck anyone who says otherwise up" on the assumption nobody will speak up to their niggerish ape threat of violence out of fear (ignoring that civilized people tend to ignore niggerish ape threats of violence because it's pathetic and animal).
>>77438648lanklet bros...
>>77439242>fat guythat's why
>>77439241Yes and no. It's a culture thing. The culture.of a high school or college wrestling team is one of competition, which requires aggression. You're not going to magically find a wrestling academy for adults that somehow makes them aggressive. That's not how it works. If you want aggression, find a school that embraces that culture Most gyms or academies don't necessarily focus in that because a suburban dad looking to flow roll doesn't want to get his shit snapped by an aggressive 18 year old. But you can easily find BJJ schools where they push students to be tough. That frankly used to be the norm up until about 2010-2015. That's when the first generation of genx/millennial black belts started opening up their own gyms and the clientele demand and population boomed.
>>77438134>they see me rollin'>they hatin'
>>77439288Obviously we’re talking about people who wrestled in school retard. No adults learn wrestling.
>>77439288There is no BJJ school that is half as tough as a good high school wrestling team and never has been.
>>77437546But he was great as the funny fat guy in super bad and wolf of wallstreet. He was kino in Maniac too though. Wish they had not canceled it.
>>77437546tv is one of the worst boards just like polI mean, if the fat guy from the superbad movie became scary looking, I still don't see how it's going to help him become a director who is casting me and hermione granger instead of scenes where you need a fake id to get away with breaking us laws where kids get annihilated
>>77437546He could easily beat up anyone who does tai chi>>77439638Yes they do you complete retard. They even have 30+ tournaments.
>>77439662Pol is the only reason this site gets traffic. Dilate about it but it's true.
>>77438503faggot
>>77439669Those are people who have been wrestling since they’re 8 you ape
>>77439673No they aren't. There is even a school in my city that will take 30+ students no experience needed. I've been to the tournaments myself. You know fuck all about the sport you bloviate on about on here you faggoty phony.
>>77438490Didn't read, but i have a gun
>>77438626That guy looked pretty cool at first just shrugging everything off but he took it way too far. What the fuck was he expecting giving him a free target like that
>>77437546Can bjj work against somebody trying to kill you? Not a fight. An actual life or death situation where he just runs at you.
>>77438626>>77439695That's BJ Penn, he was literally a UFC fighter and a BJJ black beltHe's now old, punch drunk and retardedHe was knocked out twice that night
>>77437664Lmao she really fuggin rekt that guyBut the thing is, if his ego wasn't so fragile, if he wasn't so insecure, he could have come up with some funny reply and that would have been the end of it.Sometimed in life you're butt-end of a joke and desperately trying to wiggle your way out of that makes it painfully obvious you're insecure af.
>>77439639Holy fuck this is laughably wrong lol
>>77439673You are so ignorant that I genuinely feel bad for the loved ones in your life who have to deal with your ill conceived arrogance.
>>77437664french women are so fucking hot
>>77437546I can't imagine starring in a movie like the wolf of wallstreet and still being so insecure you have to take adult self defence classes and dress like a teams operator to attempt to assert your masculinity. I just don't understand...
>>77437664>>77440266>>77437679That sort of ridicule only had any impact because she's really hot and obviously way above his league sexually. The fact she's hot also makes men more defensiveI once worked in England with this young 4/10 (who thought she was a 6). We didn't get along, and one time she tried to humiliate me in this way with a gift in front of everyone at work. I was completely unphased, just laughed along with the joke and didn't fire back, and the joke didn't land on me even when the other women were trying their hardest to force it and fake laughingThere's nothing an ugly or fat girl could do to hurt my feelings :)
>>77440395Why didn't you just tell her she's ugly?
>>77440422I need her to goon my ass
>>77440422>>77440436Another paid post advertising a pornstarWhy don't mods do their jobs and ban these retards?
>>77440444She bad
>>77440448You're brown
>>77440450If by brown u mean a white sex haver and women enjoyer then yes
>If by brown u mean a white sex haver and women enjoyer then yes
>>77440444its just a pic mortimerdon't you have some socks to sort twice?
>>77437546>Like do they expect people to just willingly go to the floor with them and play their little arm twisting contest?There's plenty of BJJ gyms that also incorporate takedown techniques from judo, wrestling, and even ocasionaly elements from sambo.
>>77440329>>77440332Adult wrestling schools for beginners are exceptionally rare in the United States and almost nobody who competes learned as an adult. You have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. Do 5 minutes of research you buffoon.
>>77440493Yeah but I can tell you that at least for wrestling the kind of wrestling coaching you’ll get at a BJJ dojo or MMA gym is nothing compared to actual wrestling training. Pretty much the only way to learn proper wrestling as an adult is to find a private coach and be prepared to really torture yourself to actually improve.
>>77439005>1000 vids of a boxer getting dogpiled by 3 dudesWe're all still waiting to see one. I think, the truth is this extremely rare because half of boxing is just footwork. I don't think any other style of fighting on earth is as conservative when it comes to managing the distance between you and your opponents. I think because of this a boxer has probably the best sense for when it's time to turn tail and run. And they have probably the best conditioning for it outside of cross country rooners or sprinters.
>>77441077This guy gets it. If you have to fight off multiple attackers boxing is as good as it gets, assuming they don’t have weapons.
ive never been in a fight and i could rape jonah hill
Why can't street fight larpers define street fighting?
>>77441245its in the name retard
>>77439244Pussy cope
>>77437632Guy at work got into mma and was on this particular bullshit getting confrontational with everyone over the slightest thing and telling guys “why don’t we take those outside” all the time until a guy slapped him infront of everyone and told him he would whip his ass inside if he wanted
>>77437546Most people who BJJ don't go into MMA for a reason.
>>77438222>>77438375>>77438430>>77438472I don't know if he lost weight, but Seth Rogan went off the rails too. He'd spend hours arguing on Twitter.
>>77441682Neither of them are talented, and they're both fat Jews.
>>77440170>zero wins, seven losses between 2011 and 2019I remember when it seemed like he was the star attraction of UFC.
>>77438134100% this guy has a humiliation fetish
