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What went wrong for Bryan Johnson?
Should I still follow his diet and exercie regimen?
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>>77439375
>What went wrong for Bryan Johnson?
autism
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my great grandpappy smoked like a chimney, loved to inhale those giant barrels of utz cheese balls, drank, barely exercised
lived until his mid 90s
its luck of the draw
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>be 45 year old millionaire
>want to look younger
>spends millions per year and blood transfusions and research to improve health to look younger
>realize best way to look young is to be clean shaven and avoid sunlight
>still look like a 45 year man with a wide body t shirt and small chain
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>>77439375
>What went wrong for Bryan Johnson?
He tried to play God.
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>>77439731
He tried to play *Allah
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>>77439688
>Be fat ass kid
>Goy slave maxx to mid age
>try to switch up in the other direction

No suprise.

Be vegan nigga.
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>>77439375
Bryan Johnson?
Who is this youngster?
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>admit to eat goyslop every week till your 30's
>become a vegan cuck
>get literally no vitamin D from natural resources
>do this for everything your body needs using le science!
>your body can't take it and you fucking die
this guy is such a meme, I've seen his day schedule, he really treats his body like it's something artificial, doesn't take in mind that his body was literally designed to go outdoors, hunt, eat meat, forage for nits, fruits and veggies, dumb cunt.

>>77439688
>avoid sunlight
I was a landscaper for 5 years and people still think I'm in my early 20's when I'm hitting 30's in two weeks, and I never used tanning oil or sunscreen.
People get skin cancer because they lay in the sun and proceed to do nothing. I worked in the sun but I was sweating and had dirt on me. It still gave me a tan but I never got sun burned.
The only time I got sunburned was when I went to a festival and proceeded to do nothing but drink beers while standing still in the sun.
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>>77439375
Wow, I have never seen such a young man!
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>>77439375
As soon as he got a gf and started eating her pussy he became mind controlled by her. She probably drained all his gains and progress like succubus.
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>>77439375
He started chasing numbers on a piece of paper instead of functional strength and aesthetics.
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>>77439464
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Because the secret to long life is living in accordance with the gods.

Has he *ever* made a sacrifice to Zeus?
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>>77439993
He broke up with her when she got breast cancer lel
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>>77439993
he will end up losing half his shit to the succubus, I give it 5 more years
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>>77440004
They're no longer together. She got breast cancer, paid for her treatment and told her to fuck off.
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>>77439993
>She probably drained all his gains and progress like succubus.
Many such cases
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>>77439375
He's a tech transhumanist, which is great if you want to make money but it's the opposite ideology of health. He ignored good advice and did a load of transhumanist/activist bullshit that ruined his health like veganism, supplementation and surgeries. All this retard had to do was buy the best wild fish and fresh hunted meat while relaxing and having sex and he would live well past 100.
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he ate ass and got an eye infection
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>>77440032
>All this retard had to do was buy the best wild fish and fresh hunted meat while relaxing and having sex
Correct but that's not a product he can sell to other retards
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>>77439741
He tried to play *Yahweh
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>>77439997
Next time read the post more carefully so you don't look like an absolute fool when you're trying to look intelligent by posting an irrelevant fallacy.
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He's like batman if he had autism
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>>77440116
Dumbass!
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>>77440246
Point proven. Thanks
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>>77439375
>What went wrong for Bryan Johnson?
Lotta stupid expensive doctors who couldn't even die-ack-nose tummy-pussy-itis for years, or whatever the hell he's building organoids to fix now.

>Should I still follow his diet and exercie regimen?
Not exactly because grifted. But somewhat evidence-based grifter, so I would recommend pouring over his protocl on an intervention-by-intervention basis but also look for better stuff. As examples I never did Rapamycin which he took and dropped, I still take NAC... which he also took and dropped. He never took ecdysterone (beyond eating some spinach) and I've been B&Cing on it over a year, etc...
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>>77440146
Why is he really sharing erection data from himself and his son??? Is this a form of exhibitionism?
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>>77439375
Dude can't even look straight at a camera with both eyes and he's talking about becoming immortal.
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>>77439958
>People get skin cancer because they lay in the sun and proceed to do nothing. I worked in the sun but I was sweating and had dirt on me. It still gave me a tan but I never got sun burned.
Yes dude it's definitely the dirt and um "moving around" as a landscaper that did the trick.
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>>77439375
>What went wrong for Bryan Johnson?
closeted
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>What went wrong with the guy live streaming his mental breakdown and talking about his erections and injecting his sons blood on Twitter 24/7



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