Stop drinking it. Now.
>>77443772It's been two years since I last talked to a girl outside of workI have no friends and im virgin at 24 years old It's so fucking over
>>77443776
>>77443772if I were to, while raping OP's picrel, put my fingers in her soda-tainted mouth, then (later, and entirely out of a lapse in memory) put my fingers in my mouth, would my cut be doomed?> 2nd question related to skullfucking a soda-contaminated mouth and, later, perfoming autofellatio under a similar lapse in memory can wait
>>77443776yes it is anon. im 10 years older than you and in the same spot. i hope you can overcome your problem and get confidence to get friends and talk to women
>>77443776>giving up at 24Zoomers are broken
>>7744377624 is literally nothing. I'm an unc. You could literally reinvent your whole life within 18 months, fuck up, and recreate it again with 3 years to spare.
>>77443772No.
>>77443772>Soda is literally the worst thing you can consume if you value your fitnessWhen will they learn?I will drink one soda for each of these you drink... once for ounce same amount... you are going to die long before eme
>>77443772Name?
for every poster that doesnt drink soda i will drink 3 sodas in their placehaha just kidding you fags and your circumferences are so gay
>>77443849>38g protein>135g fat>80% of your DV of IronThis meets my macros tho. I bet its tasty too. I bet you're victim weight boiii.
>>77443860It is a normal lunch drink in USA
>>77443849That's literally not even possible to be 2600cal. Look up the calories of a milkshake and make 2 pints worth.
>>77443897>That's literally not even possibleNope... this real.
>>77443772i'd say an equivalent volume of pure seed oil is probably way fucking worse
>>77443772worse than ricin?
>>77443906>drinking 8000kcal of oil is worse than 400kcal of soda you dont say
>>77443772What if you make your own soda with butter and cream for the caramel color, broken down with lemon thickness and salt for the acidy bite, monk fruit sweetener instead of sugar, tea as a base instead of coca leaves, and kola nuts for the caffeine like coke used to do, then carbonate it yourself?
>>77444027he's just pointing out that the op is full of shit you autist
>>77443776I haven’t dated between ages of 18 and 27, anon. It’s fine. 34, dating two people now, very happy.
>>77444111>dating two people nowyour wife and your wifes boyfriend?
>>7744390238g of protein by milk and ice cream alone is like 2 pints this shit is bogged
>Talking shit about s i p b r o sWhat about sips?
>>77443776I was a virgin till I turned thirty. So instead of going to wizard school, I went back to Uni at the other end of the country, did a PhD and now, 10 years later, I’m tiping this in my phone, while swinging in my hammock, in my garden, watching over my two kids while the wife is on duty doing some /diy/-renovations on the house. WAGMI!oh, and soda’s bad for you, how is that even news for anyone? Just like alcohol, you can occasionally indulge in it if you feel like it, but if you’re drinking daily, you’ve got a problem (My kid’s favorite beverage is water, TAGMI!)
>>77444447>swinging in my hammock, in my garden, watching over my two kids while the wife is on duty doing some /diy/-renovations on the house.sounds so boring :(btw she will divorce you, your kids will naturally go with her, and you will spend the rest of your life a lonely old man. This is literally the trajectory of every man in 2026
>>77443776Try 36 and often described as "insanely cute", buddy.
>>77444139Monster Rehab Lemonade is top tier sippin action. Too bad it's nearly $4/can.
>>77443776Bro just wait till you're 34 haha
>>77444463Well, then at least I had some good times before being a lonely old man. Beats going from lonely, bitter incel directly to old man. Also, do you even rest day?
Coke zero is as healthy as water
>>77443772the amount makes the poison, senpai.drinking this 3x/week, when budgeted for, is no big deal.
>>77443772Literally highly ingredient-dependent. Most popular sodas tend to be fairly awful goyslop whether regular or diet, although this is not quite true across the board for the whole market.>>77444511Really not that bad bro; I'm on the other side of it and don't have even 1% the sunspots/freckles of the OP foid, a lot thanks to just high-energy photofacials rather occasionally.
>>77445199> thanks to just high-energy facials I can give you a high energy facial (no homo)>>77444483Rehab is fantastic. Too bad you almost can’t find it anywhere. The white shit >>77445172 is everywhere, but shit tatstes awful and a sugar free energy drink is an oxymoron.
>>77446056i just started drinking it 2 weeks ago (first ever monster, i bit the 666 meme) - it is the best soda i have ever drunk, beating even cola etc. so wtf are you even talking about?
>>77443772I see a girly face I immediately assume it is a cute femboy on HRT.
Im trying so hard to tone down the diet sodas bros, I now drink one of the zero sweetener sparkling water cans with a small amount of flavour cans for every 2nd drink
>>77443772>no sugar>no calories>tastes good>pushes the food down the esophagus better than water Anti-soda fgts just can’t understand that we all have our vices but when compared to smoking, alcohol, binge eating, nicotine, vapes, weed, and all the other little coping mechanisms people cling to, a diet sodie-pop is by far the healthiest
is period blood a good source of iron?
>>77443772You forgot alcohol, bro
>>77446222It has a nondescript, extremely, sickeningly even, sweet taste. And to add insult to injury, it’s sugar free, so it’s full of sweeteners and their accompanying terrible aftertaste.
>>77443772Why do whites hate water so much? It makes no sense.
>>77446705You mean blacks.
>>7744377624 is young as fuck. The amount of growth I went through in my 20s was crazy. You'll be aight as long as you're actually trying to grow as a person rather than stagnating
>>77445157Imagine believing this
>>77443772I knew a girl who looked exactly like this who got killed in Miami in a double homicideShe was almost retarded it was weird speaking with her
>>77443772Nothing wrong with 140calorie can if come if it fits your calories and macros
>>77446471>yeah fentanyl may be bad but its still healthier for you than shooting yourself in the head with a gun
Iced tea > soda
>>77443776I lost my virginity at 24You're fine (except with your current attitude)
>>77443849This is edited - the real shake is like 1000 calories or something (I don't remember the exact number, just that this was a viral fake)\Your point is still correct however
>>77443776Try being 28>too old for college>too old for most social circles>can only date women way past their prime >any decently attractive girl rejects you based on age alone Better get to work now anon
>>77446956>too old for most social circlesare you retarded>can only date women way past their prime nope>any decently attractive girl rejects you based on age alone see first question
>>77446959Enlighten me then anon because for me it is basically over
>>77446970>too old for most social circlesmaybe if your idea of social circles is roblox serverswhat are your hobbieswhat social circles did you get pushed out of for your age>can only date women way past their primeif you have your shit together (which is the real problem here, not your age), it's easier to get a 18 year old gf at 28 than it is at 18, because she'll naturally she you as a paternal authority figure.>any decently attractive girl rejects you based on age alone see abovealso I refuse to believe that you believe this
>>77446978>it's easier to get a 18 year old gf at 28Trvke nukeI live in a college town and the freshmen girls are super easy. I'd never willingly date one though.
>>77446983I live in a college town too but get actively harassed by frat douches for trying to date 18-19 y.o girls >>77446978I dont have my shit together so that probably it
>>77443772Second worst. Ice cream is champion here.
>>77446807It's like 95% water. Coke zero really ain't bad for you
>>77443776>It's been two years since I last talked to a girlwho cares
>>77443772No
>>77443849>333g of carbsit's called carb loading you wouldn't understand
>>77443776>29 khv>basically started fucking my life up in teenage years>finally started pulling it back together in early adulthood>mom died>started fucking up again>finally pulling it back together in>work with one of the cutest girls I've ever seen>super bubbly, get less irritated just hearing her talk>can't even entertain the idea of asking her out because the notion of having company exhausts meI'm so tired bros
>>7744377633 year old unc permavirgin here. Yeah it pretty much is. I remember being 24 like it was just a few years ago
>>77447844>>can't even entertain the idea of asking her out because the notion of having company exhausts meWell, the groundskeeper will pound her pussy raw.
>>77447844just do it and see what happens fag
Not sure why these incel types have To blog on the fitness board or think we care about their issues
>>77447844I don't think you have to worry
People seem to want to keep these very distinct food avoidances in order to protect their own biases and habits. The most common examples are "sodas" (carbonated drinks) being blamed for the horrors of refined sugar, and "seed oils" taking the blame for the horrors of plants generally. People want to continue eating a high sugar diet without feeling bad so they pretend that drinking a coffee made with sugar is somehow ok because it's not le heckin soda even though it's even worse than soda. Similarly a lot of the seed oil types will consume a lot of garbage like olive oil and avocado thinking it's healthy when it's just as bad. It's just modernist cope.
>>77446993>harassed by frat douches for trying to date 18-19 y.o girlsSeems like you gotta increase time at the gym. And, also do some MMA.
>>77446746Nah it's a white thing culturally speaking. True blacks (ones in Africa) aren't like that.
>>77443772If I saw a lady like this in the street my eyes would smash through my glasses frames and I'd have to hit myself on the head with a large mallet to get them back inside my head
>>77446993>for trying to date 18-19 y.o girlsYou're probably being creepyThere's a way to do this without being creepy
I would argue that the information that people give on this board is significantly worse than for you than drinking even a moderate amount of soda.>Take dewormer>Protein is destroyed by cooking food>spinach is toxic>porn is good
>>77443776Just have confidence
>>77448584What is the way?
>>77448297newsflash retard: every post on 4chan is anecdotal, it's always been a blog
>>77443849Holy shit, free gains!
>>77446993>harassed by frat douchesGet big. Who gets harassed by literal children?!
>>77446993>get actively harassed by frat douches for trying to date 18-19 y.o girlsMy guy, if you're being confronted by dudes after trying to pick up a girl, they asked those dudes to confront you.
>>77444045Having this level of autism would be much worse than drinking a soda, yes
>>77447023Poison ivy leaves are 90% water
>>77446551>soda is sweetCall the press
>>77447072>Let me just take advice from a guy who tried to live entirely on a wheat germ.
>>77449054It’s not sweet. It’s off the scale sweet. If eating pure sugar is 100% sweetness (and who the fuck even eats pure sugar?), this stuff, due to some fodd chemistry black magic fuckery, is at 1000%. Something that sweet shouldn’t be consumed in pure form, hell, it shouldn’t even exist. But then again, I’m not an American, so I’ve got blood in my veins and not HFCS, so that might explain it.
>>77449177I guess its a cultural sensitivity then
>>77446705There's an entire multi billion dollar industry around bottled water and overpriced shit like YETI that's specifically marketed to and supported by white people. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. They are coming out with new bottled water designs every day for white normies.
>>77446908Big Iced Tea has a dark secret. It's called kidney stones.
>>77448318>olive oil is just as bad as soda>here, chug this gallon of OJ.
>>77443772Diet soda is perfectly fine.
>>77446056>sugar free energy drink is an oxymoronIt's a semantic gimmick but not an actual contradiction. I think the problem starts somewhere else. People think about fats and carbs as energy when in reality they are fuel, small difference but it matters. We already have fuel in form of glycogen and fat deposits in our body. Sure if you eat something that contains these two things, these will be available in your blood for use, but wouldn't be even better if you used what you already have instead?The mitochondria is the one that turns fuel into energy. These zero calorie energy drinks do in fact not carry any fuel but the caffeine in them mobilizes the fat by targeting the adrenergic receptors. The B vitamins assist the electron transport chain that makes the ATP. Caffeine also aids in making you feel less tired, which is not fuel nor energy but there is no point in being provided of energy if you don't feel like using it.I'm not advocating for drinking Monsters or Redbulls, there are cheaper and healthier alternatives that do the same thing. A cup of coffee while following a diet of whole foods is enough.
>>77449353>I don't know what the fuck you are talking aboutThe whole "can't drink water" thing does not exist anywhere outside the west. It's purely a white thing. I remember my first time in Europe where I asked for water, and the waiter asked me whether I want it sparkling or not. Like what the fuck? When I mean water, I mean water. Why the fuck would I want soda? Then, I found out white people (and people raised in white countries) literally just don't drink water, and those who do hate doing it and only do it for health. The entire idea of people not liking water is absurd anywhere outside the west.
>>77443772how do you call this phenotype?
>>77449539transwoman
>>77449413Sounds pretty based
>>77449539irish mexican
>>77448439brother the only choice blacks in africa have is hiking an hour to their water source and carrying it back on their heads of course they arent sippin on energy drinks
>>77449539ugly mutt
>>77443776I lost my virginity at 18 and I haven't had sex since. I'm 34. You are not missing anything.
Good afternoon fellow Monster bros>>77444139Sugar free ones are great>>77444483Yeah I love these. I'm able to reliably get them in my area but it's much harder to get the peach or raspberry versions which are even better.>>77445172I drink it most days of the week but will skip on the weekend sometimes. Rarely get headaches due to tadalafil and minoxodil dilating my blood vessels enough I guess.>>77446551It is very sweet, I take it more of a sipping thing. I drink it over the course of several hours. Once you have sugar free drinks long enough you forget there is even an aftertaste.
>>77449358Soda gives you that too but worse
>>77443772Is she wasian?
Her Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/makayla.oas/
>>77450090thisthe difference between mid ex and no sex is very small
>>77450089post your face rn and it better be 10/10
>>77443776>thread about soda>first post derails entire thread Never change, /fit/
>>77446480Period sex is so great bros>come inside condom-free, no risk of pregnancy >helps her crampsWin win. Don't be a pussy and dick your girl down when she's bleeding
>>77443772It's 90% water.
>>77450082You do know Africa has urban cities right?
>>77450438> extra lube> fucking FLAVOR TOWN when you eat her out> free skin treatment
>>77443776you're young, change your attitude ffs, it's not ogre have some self respect >>77446956>can only date women way past their primesays who? why are you putting these bs rules upon yourself?
>>77446956>>can only date women way past their primeThis is a myth permeated by 30-something roasties, to force men to date her barren ass. Literally nothing is stopping you from chatting up cute 19 year old who are not bitter, barren hags with a huge bodycount.
>>77446993Get your shit together Anon before you can even think about dating a girl. If you can't even take good care of yourself, how is she going to feel?
>>77443776>since I last talked to a girl outside of workSo where are you meeting people in general? Surely you have a third space, or you can even debase yourself and go on a dating app. There's hot single filipinas in your area looking for BWC right now (they're looking to show you off to climb the social ladder to find an even bigger catch but still) so you can have some fun. Going out and talking to unattractive women gives you experience that you can leverage to talk to prettier women
>>77450965> Going out and talking to unattractive women gives you experience that you can leverage to talk to prettier womenUnironically this. If you’re an autistic virgin, you gotta use dating apps like some rpg or something. You gotta grind before you can level up and try to figure how the system works so you can take shortcuts. It’s probably different nowadays in detail, but I’m pretty sure the basic concept still holds. >be me 10 years ago>tinder>figure out that the girls you see depend on your ranking in the app>if you swipe yes on everything, the app puts you in the worthless bin and you never even get seen by women (using that term loosely)>you only get good women if enough swipe yes on you, so stole some IG model from another continents pics, put them on my profile and spoofed my gps to a huge city on the other side of the country and collect some likes>went back to normal and suddenly I got them matches>grinded for months, chatting until I got to the meeting level>spilled plenty of spaghetti until I finally got my dick in some mid-tier girls>(literally) grinded them until I got the skills and confidence for 8/10 and up girls Seriously, it’s all about the grind.
>>77451039>>figure out that the girls you see depend on your ranking in the appTop tip: Put your search to "Everyone" so that gays also see your profile. They are horny degenerates so they all Like you and send a message, the algorithm concludes that you are attractive enough to be shown to women, even without Premium.But yeah the grind is the solution: Consider social skills like a muscle: marrying a supermodel is winning the Arnold Classic. Going on a date with a brown chick is just doing some curls in the squat rack. Nobody starts out at the top, you just keep showing up and improving your skills. When you've had 10 dates with brown chicks, you have the confidence and conversation skills to finally ask white women out, and you can work your way up the ladder this way
>>77443776>hookerGet one
>>77451039Forgot the most important thing:Of course this is relevant to the thread!Generally, dates tend to be at some bars or cafes, so drinking a Soda is always and option. However, I have never ordered anything more special than a coke and I’ve never seen a place that carries energy drinks apart from the ubiquitous Red Bull. Most of the time it was evening dates, so beer was the beverage of choice. >>77451094>gaysCould work. Could also backfire. I’m happy that my technique worked out for me. >brown girls I’m no American so that wasn’t an issue for me, but given how everyone here is always >nigger this and >nigger that, are you sure that skills developed with them translate to white girls? I’d be afraid that your Ghetto-gang-banger posture would shy them off.
Every person with enough intelligence drinks soda only in special moments like a party or eating fast food during the weekend but not every day.
>>77451142>Could also backfire.How could it backfire? You think one gay is going to accidentally show up at your door fully erect?>are you sure that skills developed with them translate to white girlsBrown women are low on the desirability hierarchy, just above brown men. I was using that to illustrate how you start at the bottom with easy, unattractive girls. They are in your league, while you are an unattractive man who doesn't know how to talk to girls. Social skills and dominance are also very attractive to women, so as your skills improve your "rating" grows and you can eventually upgrade to talking to white girls, who are at the top of the desirability hierarchy
>>77451140This is the simple answer. Just get an escort or sugarbaby for the Girlfriend experience, to get some practice in. Eventually you learn to see girls as just people and you can just talk to them without paying. You could even explicitly ask what they like and dislike about your behavior and work on those things. But simply from interacting with them, seeing how they respond to certain jokes, jabs, invites and stories you learn what works and what worksn't
