You are tasked with building the healthiest possible meal you can from a gas station. You can pick three items.What do you get?
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>>77447001White sipBeef jerkyBananas
Paneer
>>77447001Milk, whatever trail mix doesn't have candy, maybe hard-boiled eggs if they got them.I usually go for the burritos they usually have at least 1 wholesome option.
>>77447019Define "wholesome"
>>77447024Doesn't have more than basic preservatives, no artifical flavors, and has macros that line up with what you'd expect, had you made it. The tortilla is still flour and sometimes a bad oil but it's probably not a big deal if you're not eating more than 1.
>>77447001hot dogs (no bun)cashewsmilk
>>77447001MilkPeanutsBeef Jerky
>>77447001MilkOrange juiceBoiled egg sandwich
>>77447007>>77447080>beef jerkywtf, there are legit pedos on this board that eat flesh?
>>77447001>healthiestWhat does this even mean?Like if you grab a burrito or something you become "unhealthy" but if you have a grilled chicken sandwich you become "healthy"?What specifically happens physiologically when I eat a burrito that decreases my health, and what happens that makes the chicken sandwich improve my health?
>>77447107Something that contributes positively to your health no matter how little. Vs something that doesn't even if most of the time that just means no effect.
American gas stations are kinda goated desu, pickles, pickled jalapenos, pickled eggs, sriracha, light mayo, tortilla wrap, canned chicken or tuna and a sugar free monster, done.
>>77447107Yes mate "being healthy" doesn't exist at all thank you for communistically destroying yet another formerly well-understood term
>>77447001Rice, beans, jerky
>>77447001>galaxy gas>burrito>Busch lite
>>77447130When did light beers get so good?I had my first one the start of summer and it was crisp and refreshing like a hard cider that's not too sweet. Can't go back, most beers seem syrupy in comparison.
>>77447109how does say a chicken sandwich contribute positively to my health compared to any other random grocery item?And why doesnt a burrito contribute positively to my health.And if a food "has no effect" how is that "unhealthy"?
>>77447111But you can eat "unhealthy" food and still be in perfect health. Why is that?
>>77447146I didn't say the burrito didn't that's yours.Because nonhealthy isn't a word. Which would be anything from neutral to negative and be more appropriate. Frankly unhealthy isn't even mentioned in the OP so this again is something you've tried to introduce to fork the conversation to semantics.
>>77447156Are forks healthy?
>>77447048I see. Pretty weird definition but if it works for you who am I to judge
>>77447051>healthiest>starts off with a low protein salt bomb made of nine year old mystery meat packed with nitrates, filler, and other garbage
>>77447107You know you can just play along and enjoy the thread instead of artistically trying to nitpick fake situations you just made up right.
>>77447110What did you say pickles three times
>>77447188its meat at a gas stationmost jerky has sugar, most wings are deep fried, other sausages/wraps are breaded and just plain grossgimme the hot dogs
>>77447156>nonhealthy isn't a wordYeah it is. Non is a prefix and healthy is the word you're attaching it to. Thats how English works.
>>77447159Lol'd
>>77447199>jerky has 2g of sugar so the meat thats been left out for hours made of low quality scraps and corn syrup is betterr
>>77447208you sure are a snarky fellow
>>77447186It's simpler definition than listing micro and macro ranges to try to figure out how much chicken/beef or whatever is actually in the thing. Good protein in comparison to fat and carbs usually means less fillers (if it doesn't contain whey or milk concentrate protein) . Less fillers usually means they're aren't cheap asses who will poison you to make a buck. They still could be but it's less likely. Giving one shit usually means you have to give two or three more.
>>77447218I usually just get called a jerk
>>77447001>2 for $5 corn dogs >2 for $5 corn dogs>2 for $5 corn dogs
>>77447156faggot you're literally arguing semantics and not answering the fucking question>>77447196No I just want someone explain how eating a certain food makes me "healthy"
>>77447364I can't answer the question without dismantling the semantic traps it's packed with. He gave up when I did so it's clear he didn't want to have that conversation anyway.
>>77447373He is me.So answer the question faggot.Its very simple. How does eating a particular grocery item make me 'healthy" (unless I'm deficient in some vitamin which nobody in a modern country is)
>>77447001>Beef Jerkey>Fruit Juice>Canned pickled JalapenosBoil it all in a pan until the fruit juice goes thick.
>>77447107Post body
>>77447385It one doesn't detract from your health ie it doesn't contain heavy metals, or other inorganic compounds or significant carcinogens. Doesn't spike bloodsugar significantly. Two it contributes to your health, it fulfills something besides caloric requirements whether that's certain type of fat or a certain amount of iron, protein or potassium that's on you and specific to the requirements of your diet.
>>77447110>light mayo>>77447198Because "pickles" are cucumbers and everyone knows it.
>>77447411so pizza is healthy then.Because pizza fits your description
>>77447410
>>77447454It would severely limit your toppings or crust options, and serving size but it is possible. Most people aren't going to like what a healthy pizza looks like for them.
>>77447459why are toppings (meat, cheese, vegetables) and crust (bread) unhealthy on a pizza but not unhealthy by themselves?>serving sizelarge servings are unhealthy but smaller ones arent? (assuming you dont exceed your required calories)
>>77447475Toppings include cheese again portions and how fat and carbs interact with blood sugar.Also half the toppings are cured meats like sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, shit I wouldn't give to a dog if I loved them. If it's like shaved beef, chicken or even ground beef or pork without fillers or preservatives no issue, most vegetables no issue.The bread/flour is more of a source issue because a lot of it can be laced with tons of glyphosphates and potassium bromate.Like I it's possible to make healthy pizza it's just probably not what you're going to get from dominos.
>>77447485>how fat and carbs interact with blood sugar.lol Didnt realize I was talking to a retard>cured are unhealthy because.....they just are lol again>tons of glyphosphates by tons you mean parts per BILLION, right?>potassium bromatenobody ever got cancer from eating bread
>>77447001Three bananas.
>>77447502Explain why they don't >nobody ever got cancer from eating breadIt has been banned by most of the first world because of strong correlation with cancer. The only reason we didn't ban it is because the FDA added it to the GRaS list in 1958 and we haven't reevaluated it.As for the preservatives nitrates and nitrites are the primary culprits. They're not horrible on their own but left in the presence of fat they form carcinogenic compounds. If it's something smoked like bacon it's also got the added hydrocarbons from the smoking process. Ass cancer generation
>>77447517>being afraid of a slice of pizza
Fairlife Milk, Large cup of Coffee, and sparkling water for the drive
>>77447554I make my own pizza so no.
>>77447720That's because you're afraid of an actual real pizza from a restaurant.
>>77447454It is. So are burgers.
>>77447741It's because all I have to do to make pizza is grab a wad of dough from my fridge.
>>77447001Gas station gallon of milk, gas station liquid IV packet, gas station sardines/ tuna, can of long cut
>>77447001Hot and ready all beef burgerFruit or veggie Fairlife
>>77447747but bread dough has glyphosphates and potassium bromate which are inherently unhealthy remember?>>77447485
>>77447818No certain flours do, cheap ones. The ones I get don't.
>>77447830oh you're so fucking cool you make your own shitty pizza with special healthy flour.I want to be just like you when I grow up!faggot
>>77447001Onions milkAppleNuts
>>77447851You're goddamn right you do.If you had half my bread acumen and half my penile girth maybe someone would one day call you "Sir"Anyways a good a starting point is "artisan bread in 5 minutes a day" it'll get you familiar with dough making and taking pinches of that to make bread, pizza, flat breads and what not. I'd recommend starting without a standing mixer if you're not a woman. Then you can swing into sour dough and other larger batch preparation.
>>77447774Meat is unhealthyMilk is unhealthy>>77447601Milk is unhealthy>>77447477Meat and cheese are unhealthy, period>>77447393Canned foods are unhealthy. Beef jerky is unhealthy (duhhhh)>>77447199Hot dogs are among the most unhealthy foods around>>77447097Eggs are extremely unhealthy. Even a single egg has more than the recommended maximum for cholesterol.>>77447051Milk and hot dogs are very unhealthy >>77447019Eggs and milk are very unhealthy
>>77447869some "people" shouldn't have access to computers
>>77447881....blacks?
>>77447864I'll just order a pizza because they dont frighten me the way they do you.
>>77447953Enjoy it. I already had mine. It was eggplant and beef with a layer of ricotta
>>77447957that's not a pizza, fag
>>77447456Do you have a current pic and not one that's eight months old?
>>77448316>YOU CANNOT POST THE SAME PIC TWICE ON 4CHINK AND IT MUST BE TAKEN WITHIN THE LAST 12 HOURSsays the faggot dyel with no pic
>>77448329>replying angrily within 10 minutesSo no then. I'll just assume you're fat.>"I'm NTASure thing buddy"
>>77448334>YOU MUST WAIT LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES TO POST A REPLY ON 4CHINK AND DO NOT USE ALLCAPS BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARE ANGRY!!!!!still no pic, huh?How about that
>>77448355
>>77448358hey retard its right here.>>77447456I understand I make you feel inadequate. Very common reaction among the insecure>NOO YOU CANT REPOST A SLIGHTLY OLDER PIC OF YOURSELFdeal with it fagoh and post bodyAlso you replied angrily in less than 10 minutes, you ok? Need a crisis intervention?
Man hes really upset. No idea why he just won't post a current pic.
>>77447001Apple, granola bar, and wizard finger.
>>77448405What's a wizard finger
>>77448407>wizard finger
>>77448412Weird
>>77448412That looks absolutely disgusting
>>77447001>What do you get?3 cans of Monster
>>77447001>milk >orange juice >whole wheat bread
>>77447001>tuna packet>coconut water>banana/apple>jerkyMaybe milk and cheese although it will probably be garbage quality. You could also get some sammiches and throw the ultra processed breads away and eat the turkey deli meats or whatever.
>>77447051hot dogs are probably the worst meat you could have pickedthe beef jerky unironically would have been better
>>77450135>three items
>>77449355>spoilage>corn syrup>enriched flourYou can do better than that.
>>77447001the attendant's cummy own cuma packet of nuts so I can make a pun before I drink all of the cum
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