I love the idea that I need to rape Someone and be so strong that they just accept their date and become my bitch.

>>77447641
My ancestors (white) rowed boats many times while conquering foreign lands throughout the ages.

So that's what motivates me every pull day. That if I teleported onto the deck, I could row the boat and not let them down.

>>77447665
The pinnacle of a 3rd world mind

>>77447668
your ancestors were farmers bjorn

>>77447668
Other people's ancestors captured your ancestors to row their boats. You're the descendant of galley slaves.

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>>77447641
i pretend i am leveling up like in an RPG every time i work out

I imagine dragons.

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I think about turning into a gigantic, hyper muscular, massive dicked beast.

>>77447680
Thank you sir

>>77447641
>I like to imagine I'm a Castlevania character climbing up Dracula's castle while on the stair master
based

>>77447680
Strangely, I've only seen Americans say this.

>>77447729
>You're the descendant of galley slaves.
I don't think galley slaves get to breed, it's more certain that his female ancestors were the the daughters and wives of the nord galley slaves, while his male ancestors where there foreigners who kept them as pets.

I like to imagine if my arms get big girls will look at them and like how they look even though it's never happened and never will happen

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>>77447641
I imagine my lesser self, my vices, my laziness, as this gigantic rotten being covered in moss. Imagine shadow of the colossus. When I strive to better myself it reaches for me to crush me back into itself. Every exercise I do, every degenerate act I deny, every day I persevere I burn it away bit by bit. Right now its smoldering up to its forearm. One day it will be ashes and I will rise from them renewed.

>>77447641
I imagine myself getting stronger as an organism, becoming harder to kill. Also I larp as if im getting stronger to protect my family

>>77447641
I work out at home but before I do my push ups I do the Shinto bows and claps and ask for strength from a few people that have died in my life - I also ask for the strength of Goku from Toriyama kek

>>77447641
Every lift makes a rainbow flag demon spontaneously combust

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>>77448838
baste

I love tall thick fit women and stand and carry.

I leave my phone in the car

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I am motivated by looking like the heroes I stalk throughout the world of fiction because I'm a huge fucking autist.

>>77447668
I did this on the rowing machine the other day, even played Zeppelin's Immigrant song.
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>>77447729
Fucking crabs. Eat shit and piss off.

>>77447810
Who has the judgmental mouse puppet with his hands on his hips saying
>Nigga
meme?

>>77447641
I imagine I'm Homelander taking off every time I do a pull up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2CjYhLI4E

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>>77450631
aaah Glenn Danzig!

>>77447641
Two things:
1) I track my stats compared to the general population. 70% people are overweight (~30%) or obese (~40%) in the US. Seeing the distribution of BMI is wild, and newer measures are actually pushing that estimate up (from 40 to 50% obesity), due to catching skinny-fat people that BMI usually misses.
Watching my BMI tick down below the average and watching myself be pushed into the healthy range tickles me. I also measure everything (weight daily, all food, sleep) and love looking for correlations of interest. I also do intervention like ECA stack for 2 months and you can measure the change in slope of the weight loss; segmented regression fits super nice.
I also track my strength vs. the regular population. It's shockingly easy to get yourself into the top 10% of strongest people (in the US, not sure about other countries) with just regular lifting, since most people don't lift. Improves my confidence when I can say I'm in the top whatever % of people.
2) I DM DnD games, have been playing DnD forever. I've always loved warrior classes, and I basically see myself as training my warrior class self. I've created a pseudo-mapping of lifts/fat loss/cardio ability to warrior stats. I know some apps or whatever exists out there that do that, but mine is much deeper into the weeds.

I fantasize about women having sex and then realize it will never be me. Usually works quite well for the last reps.