>be me, waiting for the bus>wearing khakis, a very modest tank top, and a baseball cap with the logo of a German audio company >don’t be old guy who approaches and strikes up a conversation >como estas, he says >bien.>hablas espanol?>poco.>where you from? >chicago, i say. He seems surprised by this for some reason >really?>yeah.>you have arms like man, he says. He gestures at my arms.>uhh thanks?>you are woman? >yes.>can I ask you something? >sure, I say. At this point I figure he’s gonna ask something about programming. Maybe he wants to know how much I bench >you are street woman? asks abuelito. I probably take a few seconds to process this>no, I’m not.>bus pulls up>I get on post unconventional mires
>>77460321>Roid foid gets asked if she is a hooker by some spic who liked "her" big arms.
I don't get mired. Women look away when I walk past them.
>>77460381yeah but what about geriatric Latinos
>>77460288Wear a proper blouse, you disgusting skank.
Then op woke up and remembered he's a skinnyfat, trooned wog who hasn't left the house in 10 years.
>>77460492correct on one count (wog)
>wearing khakisQueer lol
man, I miss mire threads; it should be a weekly or bi-weekly thread. I've got 2 mires to share.>deputy managers bought us some tendies and drinks>trynna get the sugar-free green tea, but there was none left so I got boba milk tea instead>skinny female coworker told me I've got the capacity for boba milk tea cos she could tell that I work out, then offered me her bag of tendies.>went to cousin's church group>people told her that I'm good looking and fitI'm not used to such attention...
>>77460288>breakup with supposed love of my life>get a revenge fwb>she constantly gropes my arm, hugs them, lays her head on them>looks at my chest all the time>take off shirt, she puts her hand on my chest every time she can, often licks itAnother one>walk into pharmacy to get drugs>hag pharmacists ask what i want>hand her prescription and name the drugs>she moves her eyes from mine to my chest, focuses and stares for good 3 secs>everything goes normalAnother one>walk into office in a free day>wearing gym clothes>female boss cant look away from my chest and armsIm either a freak or women really do love pecs, they never comment about this, they just say the usual "haha arms, butt and personality"
>>77461138>>77461063And then you woke up
>>77460288Nice ass on that duck.You got an ass on you all right. Give me the duck shaker the rump shaker.
> stand on scales> number goes down from last timeThank you for the mire scales
>date>sex>reach for lube on the top shelf>she goes "fuck, your legs and back are so hot">few more dates>ghosts for two weeks nowAnd just as I tuned my supplements and cialis for the best performance. Oh well.
>be me on vacation in Spain>staying in hostel>go on barcrawl>meet Canadian chick there>clearly into me>eventually make out in club>claims she doesn‘t want to have sex that night>yeah sure, whatever>at some point leave club which opens onto the beach>take off shirt because it‘s hot as fuck>her jaw literally drops open>starts touching my abs>immediately drops the no sex thing>go back to hostel and fuck like rabbitsBeing lean truly is all you need
>>77461151Ok twinkcel
I hate all of you so much it is unreal.WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE GOOD PEOPLE?
>>77460288damn, he humiliated you, OP
>>77462298wdym he was mirin
i went to the beach this weekend for a party, lots of friends-of-a-friends that i'd met once or twice before but never really spoke to at length. very mixed crowd. i was easily the biggest guy, nearly every other dude there was fat or flabby, and the two (2) other built guys were sub 5'10" so I (6'2") dominated physicallya lot of the fat girls and dykes in attendance (including one legit tranny) avoided speaking to me like the plague and when they did it was always to deliver some kind of backhanded compliment. all the attractive girls there had boyfriends so i didn't really want to butt in. mostly spent the whole day eating BBQ and playing beach volleyballfinally after like 5-6 hours me and the friend i drove over with were getting ready to leave one of the fruitcakes in attendance couldn't hold it in anymore and started talking about how big my chest was and how he wanted to bite into it it like "a big juicy peach"
>>77462887>you have arms like a man>are you even a woman?>oh, a prostitute then?>n-noSure, OP. It's fine, you know, it was just some confused Mexican. But maybe don't give every cretin the time of day and learn to reject them better. Try to be meaner next time. That's something autistic people (like you) should learn anyway.
>>77460288>spend years in the gym for some old fuck to ask if you're a whore
>>77462934Why would I be mean? He seemed normal at first! I’m not gonna tell this little 80yo man to fuck off for looking at me, and if I had, I would have missed out on a greentextable interaction. I live in a city full of freaks, I might as well enjoy it. Besides, I like the idea of being so yoked geriatrics question my gender.
>>77462970was the thought process muscle = transgender = prostitute
>>77463039Oh ... you are one of those
>>77463043Normal on Brazil.
