I've just learned that Americans don't shower at the gym. They just go home stinky.
>>77463984I don't shower at all
>>77463984I like showering in the comfort of my home, instead of around other naked men.Plus, I like taking my time, turn the water really hot, and turn my bathroom into a sauna while listening to music.
>>77463984We have cars and live a few minutes away
Just.....shower at home.
I would guess maybe 5% shower at my gym. Just go home like a normal person.
I shower before the gym. Work up a fresh sweat coating on my body before I go about my day. The ladies love it, they're always covering their mouth and making weird giggles.
so you don't go before work? before going out? you don't swim? sauna? steam room?you're as bad as the jeets
>>77464067>live a few minutes away>drive anywayOH SAY CAN YOU SHART
>>77463984I shower with the boys at the gym pretty much everytime, you just practice proper election etiquette and the fellas will be happy to have another ride or die homie
>>77464012Post tits.
>>77464131
>>77464145ew. chinese tits no thank you
>>77464004Based stinkmaxxer
>>77463984i don't want to end up on motherless/erome/luxureNO thank you!
>>77463984Europeans cant fathom having your own vehicle that you can hop in to immidietly after your workout and go home to our indoor plumbing to take a shower. They have to take the cuck bus, and then the cuck train and hope they dont get stabbed and then bathe in a stream
>>77464197>Europeans can't fathom a "native speaker" not being able to spell immediately
>>77464215you don't need to meme arrow that
>>77464221>meme arrow
>>77464067You'll stink up the car tho
>>77463984Why the fuck would I want dudes at the gym to make fun of my dick, bro?
>>77464422you can spray the shit out of your car seat with a fabric deoderizer
>>77464067Exactly. The only people who use the showers are geriatric boomers and Indians (who use the showers as toilets)
>>77463984mostly fags shower at the gym because they want to wiggle their dick in front of young boys in the locker room
I've just learned that Aussie wogs are trooned out
>>77464067This.I really think the confusion Euros have with Americans stems from the fact that their middle class lives worse than our homeless population does.
We have showers in our homes in America.
>>77464512newfag
>>77463984eurosissies are afraid of MANsmell
Europeans rarely shower
>>77463984I live in California and my gym is full of unironic homosexuals. Wouldn't be a problem but there are always a handful of creeps hanging around the sauna, steamroom and showers. I avoid the locker room entirely.
>>77464763What's the difference between a sauna and a steamroom?
>>77464004we all know you dont akash
>>77464768Saunas utilize dry heat generated by rocks or electric heater or w/e, and steamrooms produce moist heat by boiling water and releasing steam. It's also hard to see in a steamroom due to all the steam (similar to fog) which is why gays love using it as a cruise spot.
>>77464779What are the benefits of each compared to one another?
>>77464452or here me out... Just take a shower at the gym?Amergoys are so fucking retarded
>>77464781Saunas (dry heat) is best for circulation, detoxification through sweat, and muscle relaxation. Steamroom is best for respiratory benefits (really good for sinuses) and also skin health. Both good for stress & relaxation.
>>77464577Oh so you can teleport to your house huh? Stupid shartmerican
we have showers but they're exclusively used by 65+ year old dudes so they can flash their dick and balls to everyone coming into the locker room while they take 30 minutes to get dressed again
>>77464795Whats wrong with being naked? Are you a woman?
>>77463984my gf doesn't want me to. it's an important part of the relationship
Americans cars must smell like shit
when I sweat I dont stink, eurotards are known to be dirty and smelly even if they shower
My friend showers at the gym to save money. He has a good job and lives very comfortably. Maybe he just likes getting naked in front of other men.
>>77463984My first shower of the day is less than 10 hours from my post workout shower. Lol how bad is your hygiene that worry about creating a stink in your car? Did no one teach you how to wipe your ass properly? I guess any excuse to be nude around other men
>>77463984>They just go home stinkyThey arrived stinky
here in EVROPA, it's a two minute walk to the gym because WALKABLE so I just walk home and shower without having to worry about who/what has touched what
I used to when I went to a gym with a pool and sauna. Now I go home and shower and wank in the shower
>>77463984I just learned that foreigners splash around in other people's jizz and piss.
>>77464422I ride a motorcycle
>yuropoors don’t have cars>yuropoors don’t have deodorant >yuropoors don’t have showers at home>yurpoors don’t have air conditioning
>>77464782enjoy ringworm and athletes foot bruhand some boomer looking at your dick in the showerOr... Le hear me out... Le shower at home?
>>77463984Because I live 1 minute away from the gym and I don't want ro risk catching foot fungi.
>>77465041>deodorantUsing deodorant without showering is nasty
>>77463984Lmao, the EUrangutans shower at the gym, then they hop on public transport with all the trash, and they get dirty again!
>>77465116Sure is a good thing nobody mentioned doing that.
>>77465117>public transporthow poor are they?
>>77465369Your average American has much higher spending power than your average western European.
>>77465745>Jeffrey Epstein has millions of dollars>Billy Bob has a beaten down trailer in some dead industrial town>"I'm richer on average" Billy Bob says
>>77465773Median is also higher
>>77464779The sauna isn't dry nigger.You're meant to throw water on the rocks.If it's dry it's bullshit.
>>77463984I'm a powershitter so I don't sweat at the gym any more than I do tying my shoes.
>>77464126You just wish you were human like us.
>>77465745average people are brown and beneath me
>>77465745Buddy you got people with a broken limb asking not to call an ambulance because that would put them in bankruptcy.
>>77466059Ambulance is for actual emergenciesI hope you never have to experience one in your sheltered european hamlet
>>77464004post bedsheets
>>77463984I prefer to shower in my mold infested bathroom.
>>77466059We also have AC and you have people dying because they don't have AC
do americans REALLY??
>>77463984I can't even deny it. I shower right when I get home but I just can't do the public shower.
>>77463984imagine believing thislmaoyou want to be American so bad you cry about it at night
>>77466829>you want to be Americanfunny because I'm not brown and close to 99% of immigrants to america are brown
>>77465058>afraid of others seeing his tiny peepeelol
>>77463984>shower at the gymThat's gay & a waste of time. I work out at 4 in the am. Why but the gym, shower, go about the rest of my day, then have to shower again at the end. That's fucking retarded. You're not going to stink from a single session unless your hygiene is atrocious. If you shower daily then you shouldn't have so much bacteria on you that a single sweaty session makes you stink. If you're sweat alone does this despite good hygiene, stop eating so much strong smelling stuff. I'm a married father of two, I'm not trying to impress no one, and my wife likes the scent of my musty nuts.
>>77463984>showing in the same place faggots use for cruisingIs this not common knowledge? I thought everyone knew that you don't "shower" at the gym unless you're a literal faggot looking for casual hookups.
>>77463984Lol look at these straight>menthat have intricate knowledge of what faggots do
>>77467122>looking for casual hookupsthis doesn't happen except in the homosexual imaginations of stinky no-showerers who are scared they'll get a stiffy if they see another man naked
>>77464004fpbp
>>77463984Don't gyms have AC? Who is sweating when it's 78F/25C?
>>77463984>>77464004I jump in the pool after a workout or doing yard work. It's hot enough outside and I don't waste water.
>>77464012>I like showering in the comfort of my home, instead of around other naked men.Lol this guy's not gonna make it is he fellas?
>>77468148>Who is sweating when it's 78F/25C?Not this lazy fuck.
>>77467662I've overheard my gym custodians bitching about the shit speckled splooge they've had to clean out of shower stalls. You're clearly a grooming faggot. Like those homos that try to lure guys by saying "how do you know if you haven't tried," I sincerely hope you get curb stomped to death. Faggot.
>>77463984>catches a plantar wart from showering in a nasty shared facility
>>77465773>cries in Calabrian
>>77466502>people dying because they don't have ACWhich is the case everywhere including burger land, thanks for your contribution with the prose of a fentanyl addict dying on the street in chicago.
so many coping dicklets ITT lmao
>>77464763Any cute gym twinks?
>>77464004based
>>77463984I go to a premium gym that’s always clean and quiet, so showering and using the sauna is quite pleasurable. But if I went to an Anytime Fitness or somewhere gross like that there’s no chance I’d do it.
Americans honestly are the nastiest mfers. They dont wipe their ass, they dont shower and when they do they dont wash their ass or legs. Dont wipe equipment. Shit themself in public. Absolute animals
>>77463984Your mom said she prefers my natural musk.
>go to David Lloyd gymI don’t know what this is in your country but basically it’s an overpriced thing for new money people and swingers but the gym gear is actually good>typically I go after work and then go home in my gym gear>have to interview someone late so I go in the morning and take shower thingsNever again. Can’t even fathom how people do it in regular gyms or back street gyms. It’s disgusting and a time sink. Everyone was using a range of overpowering gels and creams. It stunk. There are people in there who will spend a solid hour getting a shower and ready after doing absolutely nothing and they’re always old retired guys and I am convinced they’re closet gaysI am with the Americans on this one just get in your car and drive home. There’s no reason to use them unless you’re looking for gay sex
>>77463984An American's car is their most private space, it should smell like it's owner.
Sometimes I'd meet up with the guys at a gym an hour away.Definitely had to shower there because otherwise having the sweat pressed against my back for an hour drive would give me clogged pores and skin conditions
>>77466068>Ambulance is for actual emergencies>Implying a broken limb isn't an emergencySo do you wait until you're actually dead to call an ambulance or something?
>>77468212>didn't make it to the fag clubthe horror.
>>77466880When you remember that united statesians all had half their penis cut off and eaten by jews it makes sense.
>>77468936You use flip flops bruh. Fancy gyms will even provide you with disposable ones and towels.
>>77464073Why is loading your sweaty body into your car, (because lets face it, no American's walked to the gym in decades), smelling bad and shedding sweat into your car, just so you can have a shower at home rather than just having a shower at the gym the 'normal person' choice rather than the socially anxious choice?
>>77464197>hope they dont get stabbedI know its bait, but still. America's knife crime is higher than basically anywhere in the EU or UK. And thats after all the gun violence. Your second worst weapon's crime is higher than other places first!
>>77464221First time on the chins? Welcome! it's polite to lurk moar before posting and looking like an idiot.
>>77468927You've really been visualising this huh? Got some vivid pictures in your head what it would be like to have his arms reach around you in the cubical? Just got for it Anon, it's not wrong.
moids who don't shower at the gym are just as retarded as foids who do shower at the gym
>>77463984Why would you spend time with other naked men? You want some homo looking at your ass and getting hard? You sound like a massive faggot. Don't complain when someone rapes you in the showers
>>77467122I shower everytime after my gym session, because it's over the street from my office and I go before work. I have literally never seen this happen. Everybody is just looking at the walls and is in and out in a few minutes
>>77464004Us Americans use deodorant to prevent smelling bad. I also would rather use aluminum deodorant than get plantar warts.
I shower before I work out because I don't want to be around hot girls with a dirty asshole (YES I wipe but it's still STINKY!)
>>77474728Why are you desperate for more naked men to join you in the shower?
