Why do millenials look like this?
>>77470188Too much beer.
>>77470200Alcohol is good for you
It’s called aura zoomySomething you wouldn’t understand
>>77470188he looks like hed review your pull request as soon as you open it
>>77470188Low T, high E, and a constant flow of slop.
Guys like this will get gf before me on accountant if being white
>>77470188I literally look like this but with brown nipples, how do I fix it
>>77470232You are still about 20 pounds skinnier than OP assuming similar height
>>77470188low test
>>77470188i want to beat the shit out of this motherfucker. his phenotype always consists of arrogant pricks.>>77470269hiya anon can we meet up i pwomise not to stab uuuu :3c
>>77470232Imagine posting this. White devils born after WW2 and up until the mid 1990s have taken self depreciation too far
>>77470188Triple onions lattes
>>77470232>auraSpotted the 12 year old
Grew up playing Super Mario Sunshine and not playing sports. Proceeded to waste adulthood on Nintendo Switch and Pokemon cards. To be fair, a small minority are jacked or highly experienced combat veterans.
Beer, goyslop, and a sedentary lifestyle
>>77470320That’s great but not sure why your pedo hobbies are relevant to the discussion king
>>77470188I hate to admit it, but he's more confident than I. Not only would I never willingly be shirtless in public, I wouldn't take a photo of myself under any circumstances
>>77470238kek
>>77470349That was pretty ordinary. Try harder, kid.
>>77470188Unironically, how would you fix this?
>>77470188
>>77470420why did you ask ai to give him gyno
>>77470349>>77470368The king comment at the end made me laugh though
>>77470188UH OH STINKY https://www.reddit.com/user/Ardielley/submitted/?screen_view_count=2&ext-referrer=EXTERNAL&sort=top&t=all
>>77470420This looks like half the guys in the Canadian military
>>77470468Aww :(
>>77470470I've experienced half the guys in the Canadian Military
>>77470493Is that a gay joke and am I accurate?
he has a gf btw
>>77470504what the fuck
bulking while vegan sounds like an exhausting ordeal
>>77470200fpbp
>>77470269Bleach your nipples.
>>77470504am i tripping or absolutely nothing changed except his face and body? i thought he lost a tiny bit of fat but then noticed that he has his shorts over his lovehandles on the july '23 photo. what in the fuck do you even do to eat and 'work out' to stay exactly the same pudgy blob for a year?
>>77470591face and body hair*
>>77470591A lot of people go the gym and just do nothing. Like they'll fuck about on a few machines with no coherent thread linking together what they're doing, no routine, no concept of X sets for Y reps targetting Z muscle group. They spend most of their time pacing around and or sitting on their phone.Crucially they are afraid of and adverse to effort. To them the idea that they could exert real effort either lifting weights or on the cardio machines never enters their minds. They don't leave the gym red, sweaty and with nothing left in the tank. They labour under the impression that if they can just exist within the gym for a few hours each week things will happen. Diet wise these people have no concept of macros or getting enough protein. An hour sitting in the gym on their phone earns them a Starbucks coffee-flavoured sugar bomb milkshake on the way home. Realistically the guy in the OP probably has an IQ somewhere ~90 and would need serious, continued intervention and guidance from someone who isn't a clinical retard in order to be steered in the right direction.
>>77470612>Diet wise these people have no concept of macros or getting enough proteinAnon proteinslop is in every fucking product after the ozempic hype. Everyone is overeating protein
>>77470618I'm not suggesting that we need Protein Doritos mate, I was answering the question:>what in the fuck do you even do to eat and 'work out' to stay exactly the same pudgy blob for a year?The guy in the OP isn't overeating protein. He's exerting no effort in the gym and probably eating 20g of plant protein a day with the rest of his diet made up of processed crap, primarily refined sugar. He has no concept that what he eats has bearing on his physique's appearance. A lot of people just lack the brainpower to be curious about which actions affect which consequences in their lives.
Being raised on Mc'Donalds and dino nuggies, while growing up with no real conflict'll do that to ya.
>>77470561Hormonal issue
>>77470238pull what? Women?
>>77470232I know this is probably b8 but how would you genuinely get aesthetic starting from this. Would drugs even work
>>77470504People like this just need to be removed from the gene pool
>>77470504I like how you can tell he's trying to pull a pose in the second picture.
>>77470356Yea i can relate even though i look good. I hate when they say just be confident when i dont think i should be here and that existence was a mistake that should be corrected
>>77470200IPA hop bombs and dudeweed, not even once>>77470652Millennials led the charge of Woke 1.0 to get universities and jobs in the 2010s/2020s turbo-pozzed.The "No Kings" protests are all millennials and other old people
>>77470188I'd genuinely kill myself if I ever looked like that. I literally cannot understand how inactive, lazy, and gluttonous you need to be to look like that. Did he really do NOTHING for 25+ years?
>>77470687this is completely fine as a starting point you fucking retard. hes in shit lighting, doing an unflattering pose, has no pump, no angle frauding, and is untrained. if he just trains for a year and learns how to take a flattering photo he could look good.
>>77470468>>77470504I know people shit on the church of ripptoe, but good god this dude needs some compound exercises and some milki would forever rather be a builtfat powersharter than whatever the hell this skinnyfat piece of dough this is
>>77470238He looks like the kind of guy that ropes himself when his company decides to automate all pull requests with AI
>>77470188>As many as 80% of hard-core alcoholic men show evidences of feminization including impotence, testicular atrophy, sterility, gynecomastia and changes in bodily hair. The causes of feminization of male alcoholics have remained obscure until recently. Largely as a result of advances in the techniques of measurement of sex hormones, it has become possible to begin to examine the pathogenesis of feminization. The results of initial studies suggest that alcoholics become feminized through the secondary effects of alcohol-induced liver disease, and also through primary effects of alcohol on the endocrine system. It can be shown that liver disease permits the peripheral escape of steroid precursors and their conversion to estrogenic substances. These substances are then inadequately cleared by the liver. In addition, however, alcohol alters testicular steroidogenesis and testosteronogenesis. Hypothalamic-pituitary function also is diminished in chronic alcoholics, and this change contributes to the syndrome of feminization.alcohol turns you into a woman
>>77470682It's a programming lingo. The project is on github or something and you make a change and submit a pull request and this nerd has to review it before its merged into the main branch of the code base.
>>77471003wait i thought pull request was downloading something and pushing was uploading something?
>>77470188Overeating and not exercising.
>>77471009The reviewer can download the change and review it. Although usually that isn’t done on local machine but just viewed in a browser and click Approved because no one gives that much of a shit except for this guy.
>>77470188why do I look much more fatter than him if my belly doesn't protrude as much? idgi
>>77471009you push your changes (upload) and request someone else to pull them onto the main codebase (download), so in a sense you're right. but a pull request is not downloading, it is requesting someone else to "download". so a push and pull request are kind of the same thing, you would only make a pull request if you have pushed something. its just you might push multiple times before you request them to pull all of your pushes.
>>77470188it's crazy how many people just don't care about their appearance. dudes like this just eat pizza all the time. alcohol doesn't help but I know a lot of fatties who are fat from a lot more than drinking. they don't exercise or are the type to think doing 20 pushups is a workout. it's just sad. failed by their parents most likely.
>>77470188>>77470257yeah>>77470991>>77470200but the IPAs with extra hops
>>77470504>This is the power of recompRecomp is such a memeWhen anons recommend it here I can't tell if they're trolling or just don't lift.
>>77470188Gets ~40g protein a day. Probably less. Doesn't workout - if he does its just some random routine with specific amounts of reps he follows and never exerts energy. Lots of carbs
>>77471028This is so complicated, I guess my feeble 116 IQ wouldn't cut it as a programmer.
>>77470232is this guy on estrogen or something?
>>77470188born at a time where you could get away with being pretty physically inactive. zoomies won't be any better once they hit the same age and had enough time to pile up the damage.when there's no physical activity required throughout any part of your day, then it's very easy to just go without because now you need to consciously sacrifice a couple hours each week on getting some.the same is true for me, too. I haven't missed a single workout in the last 5 years, but I habitually procrastinate it until I get off my ass anyway. I should have started today's an hour ago and yet I am here on /fit/, shitposting.if I had a bit less discipline, then it would be easy for me to end up like the guy in your pic, too
>>77470504Aside from everything else, what the fuck kind of "man" stand with their feet like that?
>>77470591it's very easy to just waste your time at the gym.my sister has been working out for years and yet has tube arms and legs with zero muscle definition, too.because she just does the same shit every time with very low weights, never increasing the volume or load in any way. doing 3x12 curls with a 500g dumbbell will never get you anywhere, no matter for how long you do it.
>>77470916same. I am already starting to feel disgusted at myself around 15%bf, when I can pinch the skin on my belly between two fingers and feel the fat layer below it.I could never go to the point where I can just grab full hands of it.
>>77470916>Did he really do NOTHING for 25+ years?As someone who got to pretty much the same physique as him (except for the legs, mine were better) by being lazy and doing no intense physical activity for two decades, yes. The difference is I got dishusted at myself, said enough is enough and started working out for real and I can say this, unless he has some crazy medical condition there is physically no way he has been doing consistent workouts with overload for 1 whole year and has not changed at all.
>>77470909You are missing out faggot. I would kill myself if I didnt drink or smoke weed. Your life must really fucking suck lol
>>77470210Beer is full of phtyoestrogens.
>>77470504
>>77470188that's just how most middle aged people look. Millenials are older than you, so there's more of them who look like that. It will be even worse for zoomers though. Because statistics show that zoomers are fatter at their age than millenails were at that age. This means it will be even worse for zoomers on average, unless of course the effects of modern weight loss drugs can undo this development.
>>77470188Onion lattes with caramel cream cold foam and weekly wine and board game night
>>77471176>smokes weed to cope with lifewhose life sucks again?
>>77471165The idea of looking at your body and it's composed mostly of fat, 0 muscles, is so utterly depressing.
>>77471330It's the consequences of one's actions. Some look at it and decide to fix and improve themselves while they still can, others pretend to take action but just want validation.
>>77471176I was in a fraternity, we about drank ourselves blind.Can't believe your life is so grim that you imbibe in goynip (weed) lmao
>>77470188>Why do millenials look like this?They're digital boomers
>>77471496>>Why do millenials look like this?>They're digital boomersyou dont have to do this
>>77471496Millennials are literally just boomers (entitled, stupid, etc.) but poor and woke
>>77470200Gen X here. We drink much more than these useless fuckers and didn’t look like this at their age. They are lazy cunts who have sat around playing computer games. We at least did and do physical stuff then get on it.
>>77470238If you're not retarded you have Slack notifications and you review to unblock others.
>>77471508Gen Z is actually less intelligent then Millennichads
>>77470458post your nipples, nipple boy
>>77470504>look like his after picGrim. It's fucking over for me. I hate being fat.
>>77470188Isn't this the guy who said he was 22%bf?
>>77470504he.... shaved his chest and grew his hair out a couple inches?>>77470468>A real ISFJ, proud of itWhat compels a man to pick literally the opposite of a correct answer? I wasn't expecting anything crazy but that's almost the opposite of an INTP, I couldn't score that low even if I deliberately chose all the wrong choices.
>>77471028>you might push multiple times before you request them to pull all of your pushes.
>>77470188You think some gay as "generation" is going to define me? What is this picture, this is the body type of a baby boomer. Drake (milli) is pounding a goth baddie zoomer right as I make this post. Cope little king.
>>77471760drake has ab implants, lol
>>77470687>>77470963uh, no. he is skinnyfat with gyno and no muscle. he can't even recomp because he has no muscle at that weight. he either has to go into a deep auschwitz cut as a full reset then bulk and cut cycle, or go onto a gear-assisted recomp.skinnyfat is worse than just being bulky or even a skelly. even if he's ridiculously strict with his exercise regimine and diet, it's going to take a minimum of two years before he beings to look like a normal DYEL. and someone who looks that shitty at that age obviously does not have the mental fortitude to do that, so he'll never get out of this weak skinnyfat garbage look unless he roids.
>>77470504>>77470188There's something severely wrong with this guy, hormonally speaking.He has to have rock bottom testosterone. And normal men don't stand with their feet pointed inward.You can tell he's a liberal by his extremely emasculated appearance.It's probably caused by a horrible diet that suppresses testosterone and an entire lifetime of coddling and avoiding hardship.
>>77470188Vidya beer and no exercise
>>77470991Yeah you start to drive like shit and say nonsense
>>77470188They don't, the youngest millennial are 31.
>>77470232>all the cunts taking this seriously
>>77470188There are more boomers and zoomers who are built like that
>>77471959Lol what is this cope; majority of zoomers are at least lean or at worst a little skinnyfatThis is default millennial build
>>77470963>completely fine as a starting build>pure Estrogenic build with 0 muscle >completely fineStopped reading. Don’t speak on things that make you look retarded with such confidence
>>77471891almost 32. :(
>>77471821He must have palsy or something to fuck with his feet like that. Anyway theres a lot of demoralizatiom in this thread like >>77471811 I don't see why OP pic can't just slam ozempic,start lifting, eat right and look better than an average slob in 6 months. Talking about hormones n sheeeeeiiiiit
They grew up in a culture that celebrated ugliness, as well as denigrated white beauty, male especially. As a white man you were expected to take an ugly role for societal value basically. If you tried to beautify optimize your looks you were brutally bullied or labeled gay or wtvEven tho we're still in a post WW2 era, millenials grew up in especially heavy propagandizing in school about the evils optimizing looks and putting them on a hierarchy. It wasnt an area you were allowed to veer into. The autistic breakdown of facial ratios and beauty wouldve been utterly foreign when they were in their youths 15 years ago, and equated to fascism
>>77470261He's on a boat, and those padded seats indicate it's not a fishing boat. He already has a GF.
>>77470974>skinnyfatHe's not even skinnyfat. He's just straight up fat.
>>77472144>Lol what is this copeThe dude isn't even 30, thus not a millennial. Cope more.
>i-im not coping you're coping!peak basedlennial delusion
>>77470991wait does this apply to non-alcoholic fatty liver? Because I've got that shit and I've got gyno
Pure millennial sneeding itt
>>77472149> just slam ozempicyou're suggesting drugs/gear... so... you're just backing up what I said. I'm not demoralizing, I'm being realistic you fucking tard. I said that it will take years for him to fix his body natty, which is true, and that he probably won't be able to do it natty because of a lack of disdcipline. you then come in and say "nuh uh he can do it with drugs!" like what the fuck imagine being as fucking stupid as you are, you can't read or even form a single coherent thought it's genuinely impressive.
>>77470188I would kill myself if I looked like that.
>>77470188microplasticmaxxing
>>77470188I don't know many people my age, let alone what they look shirtless. I would stand out if most actually did look like this.
>>77472206I look worse and I’m engaged
>>77471508>>77471585Zoomers fall for more scams than Boomers. They don't lose as much money as Boomers since they have so little of it in the first place.
>>77470188I see plenty of Zoomers, many look like that or are sticcs.
>>77472202Sheeeeeeeeeeeit. Nah everything I wrote makes sense you're just too retarded or offended to understand. I guess if you consider gear and ozempic to be categorically the same thing and also have very high standards as to what "fixing" is, yeah sure ur right anon. Alls I'm saying is dude in Op is 6mo from being an average slob, and given he is a slob he could rip some ozempic to lose weight. And 12mo from now he could be feeling good about himself and joining the hobby. Ofc he doesn't have the motivation or discipline yet, and prob won't ever but it is very possible to achieve what I havr said is possible. Natty or no frfr. Stay cool my Jamaican Jiggaboo
>>77472306The other guy isn’t being demoralising, he offered the only solution that wasn’t “just ozempic broAnd he’s right. That body will take years to unfuck, it’s just truth
>>77470504Dude spent a year to learn how to pull his pants up over his hips like a woman
>>77472312>it's going to take a minimum of two years before he beings to look like a normal DYELOk. Defend this statement. Explain why this should take 104 weeks without relying on assumptions about 'hormones' or 'discipline' my sweet Nubian Knight
>>77471216keklmaoi binge watched the sopranos a long time ago.were they really THAT fat?
>>77470188>diet is mostly carbs>drink soda and sugary coffee that's closer to a milkshake>work a sedentary job>come home to play vidya, watch tvslop and doomscrollif you've ever been friends or worked/studied around someone like this, it's incredibly easy to patter what choices/inaction made them look like this
>>77470188They had the easiest lives in human history. They needn't lift a finger for anything.
>>77470238Ded
>>77470188working from home and eating shit
>>77472167He has twig arms doe
>>77470188its the insistence on new(nu?) and faux masculinity - your pic related, 'beards', bacon or wearing lumber jacket and larping as a woodsman
>>77470232>aura4chan is 18+
>>77472338
>>77470188>glasses>pale>frail arms and chest and a lack of muscle in general>massive hairy belly sagging over his clothesHow would you fix this ?
>>77471811i cant believe you bothered to type out all that bullshit. literally all he has to do is work out and eat healthy. you guys make fitness sound so complicated when its incredibly simple. and yes, if he trains properly he can look good from that point within a year.
>>77471821Barely gaining any muscle is possible due to shit genes, but not losing that flabby gut if you diet properly and burn calories is simply impossible.
>>77470188Not enough beer
>>77472755Definitely needs to cut and bulk at the same time
seeing the default jeet phenotype in the white man is so strange
>>77470991How did they convince us that alcoholism is equivalent to masculinity archetype
>>77470504>>77470468At least he stopped mouth breathing, that's pretty good!
does he know chuds on 4chins are making fun of him
>>77472755Work out, go outside, stop drinking so much.It's not brain surgery anon.
>>77472805>literally all he has to do is work out and eat healthyHe's obviously hypogonadal. So no, those things wouldn't work.
>>77471079No it's retarded, overcomplicated beta nerd shit. Just pretend you never heard about it and enjoy the rest of your life.
>>77473268nope, like i said, hes just untrained. if you think his body is abnormal you're actually a retard. he looks like an average skinnyfat dyel.
>>77473268Hypogodnal? No man, he’s just a fucking pussy
>>77473271>>77473273I've known tons of guys that never work out and none of them have this little musculature. Plus look at his face. It just screams low DHT in formative years.
>>77473284He has a full beard bro and he’s fat as fuck so if he cut he’d have a chiseled jawAgain he’s just a pussy and drinks too much
>>77473268>He's obviously hypogonadal.Perhaps. But as a result of his lifestyle, not the other way around.If he started living healthy (exercise, lifting, proper nutrition, minimizing alcohol, natural sunlight and fresh air, etc) you'd see his "mysterious" glandular conditions starting to reverse.
>>77470188Lmao my friend looked exactly like this after working as a waiter and drinking 10+ beers a day
Op is the 39 year old trooned wog btw
>>77470188They sit all day, have no physical activity at all and eat exclusively slop.
>>77473290>he has a full beardKek, lmafo even
>>77470468There's a noticable difference though. His arms, biceps and legs are definitely bigger.
>another generation wars threadthis is why I vote for whoever's most likely to start a nuclear war
>>77473409He does though even if it's grown long at the moment.
The mark thread archived lolo
>>77470188good times make weak men
>>77472905Men are more likely to have no support networks and thus turn to self-numbing medication like booze and drugs and risky behaviors.
>>77470188Around here if he just got arm sleeves of tough guy tattoos, an ISIS beard and a dirty carhart shirt and drove an f-350 he'd be considered "manly"t, ruralfag
