The most measured man in the world who is attempting to live as long as possible has just recently gotten a dog and claims dog owners live longer Do you have a dog and do you believe having a dog makes you healthier?
>>77471270https://www.businesstoday.in/latest/trends/story/bryan-johnson-adds-a-dog-to-his-longevity-routine-is-this-his-simplest-anti-ageing-hack-yet-550576-2026-08-21Johnson's claim refers to research examining the association between dog ownership and mortality.US tech entrepreneur and longevity influencer Bryan Johnson has spent years trying to outsmart ageing. His latest longevity experiment, however, is considerably less high-tech: he got a dog.The 48-year-old biohacker announced on August 20 that he had adopted a Belgian Malinois puppy named Katara, presenting the new addition as another step in his quest to live longer.“I got a dog. Dog owners have about a 24% lower risk of dying early. What should I do now?” Johnson wrote on social media along with sharing a photo of his beloved pet and his partner Kate Tolo.The announcement quickly sparked jokes online, with users wondering whether Johnson had discovered the ultimate anti-ageing hack after years of expensive health interventions.Why did Bryan Johnson get a dog? Johnson's claim refers to research examining the association between dog ownership and mortality. An observational study led by Mount Sinai endocrinologist Dr Caroline Kramer found that dog ownership was associated with a lower risk of death from all causes.
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>>77471270>>77471288Samefag
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>>77471295u mad fgt?
>>77471270>MalinoisKek good luck, his cortisol will spike to the moon.
>>77471423KEK
>>77471279AI slop post. You could wipe your ass and post the tissue and it would be better than this.
>>77471270His bitch is actually gross lol all that money and no quality hos
>>77471464He just started measuring her maybe he will get rid of her if her bio markers are too low
>>77471270>>77471279I would just about guarantee dogs and mortality are a case of reverse causation; dog owners self-select for being healthier people who can take the dog on walks, whereas old cripples with Clav legs tend to give away their dogs before moving into nursing homes.>t. kinda likes dogs, thinks they are a lot of work, might still get one, but not for these "scientific" reasons.
>>77471586It's pretty much 100% this, I've noticed the "cat cough" among women who own cats. It's a sort of deep wheezing cough that you don't find in normal people, almost entirely found within women.I think the hair / dander / idk whatever in the air from having these animals is bad for your lungs in some immeasurable way they haven't found yet, because pet owners (but particularly cat ladies) almost ALL have this one specific cough they do when they're not even "sick."'But all of BJ's stuff is just loose correlation studies based on popscience anyway>Eating a vegetable (according to labcoat man) makes you live 1 second longer>Just only eat vegetables EZPZ>Having a dog makes you live longer (according to labcoatman)>Just always have a dog even if you don't like them
>>77471270Why is that adult woman hanging out with a mere child????
his fucking gold digger gf ruins the whole thing for me. Yoko ono type shit. I quit watching him
>>77471613>But all of BJ's stuff is just loose correlation studies based on popscience anywayNot really; you can find prospective clinical trials on some of his supplements, he just has at best marginally better molecule selection skills than the average /fit/ user.
Of all breeds for muh longevity... idiot. He doesn't deserve a malinois, I feel bad for it, he better treat it right. He should've just got a lab if he wanted a feel-good dog.Also. Fuck all small dogs
>>77471630Bryan is a massive simp. His ex sued him and made false allegations against him. She lost but he still gave her money afterwards anyways
>>77471464this. in any picture with this hoe he looks like your usual beta-orbiter simp>>77471557KEKK
>>77471761It is not a joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuRr_5j9qkYShe is currently on thin ice
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>>77471270he bought it for her so she wouldn't be alone after hes dead.
>>77471991But he is going to live foreverOr maybe she will kill him so she can take his money and run off with Chad
>>77471270Pets give you companionship that humans can't and fill your life with joy. It doesn't surprise me that pet owners live longer.
>>77471464>>77471622>>77471630>>77471761>Just learned that she's StrayanAs an Aussie myself i can tell you for certain that this chick is a total bitch and a slut
>>77471270black shirtblack jeansblack snout
>>77471586yeah no shit. he's literally a grifter for idiots who can't grasp the difference between correlation and causation.
>>77471270Maybe because they walk their fucking dogs and it's a form of exercise. Same with erection thing.
this faggot has aids that's why he looks like a walking corpse in all his picks after becoming a "biohacker"
>>77471613is it a dry hacking cough? i’ve been getting that lately and have two cats, i really need to clean out the carpets
>>77472459Cadillac, yeahThe boy's a time bomb
>>77471279Dog ownership is a correlation not causal in relationship… people who were likely to live longer for other reasons are more likely to have dogs
>>77471464This is why you’re a virgin
>>77471270my man's already dead, he just didn't get he memo
>>77471270Doesnt owning a dog expand your life expectancy (and dong) because of the supposed cardio of walking it and playing with it? Kinda like "loneliness kills you" because of the bedrotting and shit diet associated to loneliness? At this point bryan is just a bioshitposter
Likely this is a case of dog ownership being a proxy for disposable income, extra leisure time, and daily light cardio (walks, playing outdoors).
>>77472731It's more of a wheeze, usually a single wheezing cough done in isolation. It's very annoying actually.
>>77471270doesn't matter how many dogs you have if your stomach is eating itself instead of digesting the reolvting shit you put in it
>>77471270The light in his eye is gone... he surrendered to the passing of time.
>>77471270dog owners, horse owners, home owners, pool owners live longer. if only there was a pattern here.
>>77471270I wonder if my cum ACTUALLY prevented aging if he would be willing to suck it every day. How far is he willing to go? Actually he would probably have me kidnapped and sent to the milking factory.
>>77471270Aw he should've gotten a normal lapdog, or a poodle mix or something. Malinois deserve to have good owners too but that's not going to help him get oxytocin.
>>77476709Imagine the psychological benchmarks elderly slave owners are clearing
