How do you prevent injuries like this after passing 30 years old?
Why're non White non Black men SUPER UNATHLETIC?
>>77472577I know its bad karma but this shit makes me fucking cry laughing every time i see it
>>77472577Don't be fat, exercise.
>>77472577>>77472588lol he peter griffin'd it
>>77472577Op have you ever heard of George the Messiah?
>>77472577Its not that he’s 30. A lot of nfl players are in 30s and 40s. Kelce on the chiefs is a tight end and like 38. It’s cause he is fat AF and I’m assuming he never exercised in 10+ years after endless fast food, sitting, video games and tv, and beer.
>>77472588Don’t feel bad.. he seems like a prick.
>>77472577If you’re a big guy, don’t get fat.Fucking simple.
>>77472577injuries are inevitable when you are past 35, at that point you dont go 100% and run damage mitigation
>>77472577is this a bit? it looked like the floor was slick but watching it slower he just randomly throws himself into the injured peter griffin position
>>77473516yeah he broke his arm just to make someone laugh
>>77472577Seems like his shoe had no traction, that's the real issue here.
>>77472577this is from a lifetime of being out of shape.
>>77472582A majority of black men are morbidly obese
> don’t be fat> move often As you age, you should lift weights, sprint, and jump more.
>>77472577What the fuck was that Mario Bros ass jump?
>>77473805nope in the USA, most Black, White, Asian, Islander, and Hispanic men are not American BTW, less than 4% of Black men and less than 3% of White men are MORBIDLY OBESE. 5% and 2% of Hispanic/Islander and Asian/Two or more races respectively btw. In the USA 76.5% of the morbidly obese are female IDK why
>>77472577>How do you prevent injuries like this after passing 30 years old?I'm 40, a former wrestler (the fake kind), and nothing like this has ever happened to me or anyone I know who has kept themselves in shape
>>77474249>>How do you prevent injuries like this after passing 30 years old?>I'm 40, a former wrestler (the fake kind), and nothing like this has ever happened to me or anyone I know who has kept themselves in shapeyou dont have to do this
>>77472577peter griffin moment
>>77474262>>>How do you prevent injuries like this after passing 30 years old?>>I'm 40, a former wrestler (the fake kind), and nothing like this has ever happened to me or anyone I know who has kept themselves in shape>you dont have to do thisWhat are you talking about?
>>77474312It's a schizoposter off his meds
>>77472577why does he look like he broke his arm?
>>77473522Hah! Classic!
>>77474249Current 30yo fake wrestler. Same, but I've seen people break their wrists because they don't bump correctly and try to save themselves.To answer OP:>be coordinated >don't be fat>if you fall, DO NOT TRY TO CATCH YOURSELF tuck your chin, get your arms out from behind you and yell, this gets the air out of your lungs and reduces the chance of knocking the wind out of yourself
>>77472577You gotta be so damn careful doing this type of stuff if you haven't done anything physical in a while (even more so if you're a fat fuck). About a year ago I decided to go for a 'light jog' after over a decade of not doing so, and for the next two weeks I couldn't even jump rope without severe pain in my feet and ankles.
I did something like this at an indoor jumping game warehouse thing. You know those things filled with trampolines etc? I was pretty chunk, had to go running barefoot, and tried a barefoot jumping puzzle where you had to hop from platform to platform then run up a ramp.I made it past the platforms to the ramp and tripped right into the ramp, slamming straight into it, right in front of like 10 people, including my ex gf and her family. I couldn't walk after. I ate shit. The very next day I committed to weight loss and bought barefoot shoes and learned how to stand and run barefoot etc. It was a wake up call. It ranks as one of the more embarrassing things I've ever done in my entire life
>>77472577This has me sounding like a donkey from laughing lmao
If you haven't done anything athletic in more than 15 years you probably shouldn't try to do a lay up or w/ehe would be completely fine if he knew how to fall too, hes too fat to hit his head
>>77474324Probably because he did.
>>77472577Im 50 and play upper level hockey 3 times a week
>>77472989This is just a testament to how low-effort professional sports have become.
