>the reason I’ve never been leanHow do I finally give them up bros?
>>77472841Eat 10 at once and then the taste or the thought of their taste will make you feel sick. You’ll never want one again
Impossible
>>77472841find a substitute. on youtube/instagram there are people who simulate sugar slop with healthy proton items.google >mars bowl healthy
>>77472841Don't eat or buy them.
>HFCSjesus christ OP what are you doing
>>77472841Hypnotise yourself into seeing them as disgusting ultra-processed slop, and remind yourself of the fact that you really want, and deserve, high-quality nutrition. Your body is BEGGING you for delicious berries and fruits, not for a homogenous log of sugar extruded from a tube in a factory. These things are made from the cheapest ingredients that they could get away with, and they have entire teams of people trying to hack your primordial brain. Why would you willingly put that into your body? You can do better. You deserve better. Imagine, you could be eating an entire punnet of blueberries right now. Kiwis, cherries, and apricots. Nature's bounty, picked fresh and packed with nutrients. So why would you willingly subject yourself to low-quality food? It is, quite simply, beneath your notice.
>>77472841Buy 100 of them and eat until you puke.
>>77472841trade them for protein bars
like I get niggas having a hard time quiting cigs but how is your fat ass addicted to mars bars just stop eating them chub
>>77472841>costs $4 in leafland anywayjust don't buy it lel
>>77473037because chocolate and sugar tastes amazing, and cigarettes are disgusting
>>77472841Start eating them upside down so you can feel the dick vein on your tongue and you won't want them so bad
>>77472842This desu. I ate one of those giant bags of nacho cheese Doritos once and never touched them again.
Rub your dung on them and smell them
>>77473037>I get how you can be addicted to something that feels good, but how can you be addicted to something that feels good?
>>77472841>addictes to mars instead of the uber superior snickersIt was over before it began
>>77472842Me and oreos
>>77472841
>>77473591yeah being addicted to fent and chocolate bars is the same shit
>>77473022protein bars are just candy bars with better marketing
>>77473984Weird how you pivoted from cigarettes to fentanyl
>>77472841Never tried it. Looks like a Milky Way.I would say Barebells bars would be pretty similar
>>77473176I wish this one worked for me, instead I did the cool ranch ones and it further exacerbated my binge-eating problem(managed to quit it by not wanting to be fat)
>>77474519I can't fathom how life must be being this stupid
>>77472841i thought this thread would be about the protein version mars bar and i could finally share with the world that they are awful, nothing like normal mars, just generic bad protein bars>>77473984i would argue that you are more of a worthless retarded subhuman if you get addicted to drugs than if you ate mars bars
>>77472841That would cost a million dollars
>>77472842Your obsession with food has lost you gains
>>77472841Sniggers mogs Mars hard
>>77474025>my shit has 20 gramsGuess what ne-groid? Mines gots 21.
>>77474805So like I said, it was weird.
>>77472842I would still want more after eating 10
>>77472910This. Even pasta with cheese is miles better than a mars bar. Every time I start craving junk, I just eat pasta.
Sugar, which is a carbohydrate, is why you faggots are addicted and forever fat>b-but balance and self control is key!If your diet and eating habits come with an inherent condition of having to have self control then your diet is dogshit and you're probably eating food that you have no business eating.Nobody gets fat from eating steak. Nobody has to control themselves when they eat steak. Go eat some steak you fat cunt.
>>77474524what world do you live in where you've never seen a Mars bar, let alone tried one, yet you know what a Milky Way is?
They are discounted in the App this weekGod is tempting me
>>77475112NTA, but I'm American and places usually stock milky way but almost never Mars
Don't swallow. Just chew, enjoy the flavour then spit it out.
>>77475131US Milky Way is our MarsI dunno why tho
>>77475150Ok
chocolate is for women and americans, quite frankly
I havent had a candy bar in I dont know how many years
>>77472841You know why you chose to eat them, in the same way you can chose not to. It's literally goofy shit for kids, it's not that hard.
>>77472841>How do I finally give them up bros?food literally cannot enter your mouth without your consent
>>77474872Same. Haven't eaten one in almost a decade though
>>77472841>dont eat sweets for a week>body is now starved for anything sweet>eat protein bar >they now taste decent and you dont have to force yourself to eat it>eat less and less because they still taste mid>desire for sweets goes away after some timeez sweet tooth cure
>>77472842Do you think this will work with cigarettes?
>>77472841substitute them with a better alternative
>>77472841It looks like a log of shit. When you bite into it, you are biting into a lukewarm log of human shit. Visualize it, >imagine the smell, the taste, the mouthfeel!This should be it, unless you're into /scat/ but then you deserve to be monstrously obese
>>77477502cigarettes are one of the most addictive things ever created, good luck in my experience you have to really want to quit them, quitting them because you know they're bad for you isn't enough
>>77479163These and their substitute goods like 100 Grand, Twix, and Milky Way icecream bars are legit some of the most S-tier goyslop out there. I've been averaging maybe 0.8 bars/day over the summer and stayed lean, lmao.
>>77474524>>77475112>>77475131>>77475150>>77475156Milky Way is way milkier and better that's why it's called Milky Way
>>77480169Ok
>>77472841Force yourself to eat something else when you want to eat the candy, eventually you will not even think about it.But it takes like 1-2 weeks of actively feeling like an addict and denying yourself, it's a small price to pay though.
>>77479210They are addictive, but rating that auction like some insurmountable things is kinda cringe. I smoked cigarettes for years, moved on to cigars because they taste better and the nicotine but was way better, eventually opted for nicotine pouches because they're healthier but they really weren't because they caused my tongue to turn white and my guns to get sore.Finally got to a point where I just stopped using tobacco all together. There are health benefits and nootropic effects from nicotine but cigarettes are gay. You're better off using a nicotine patch but most cigarette smokers are gay and have an oral fixation like faggots
>>77480169Snickers are better than milky way, zero bars are better than snickers
>>77472841I don't understand how people eat these fucking things, they have no texture. It's like chomping down on a mass of goo.
>>77472841chocolate protein shakesswirl some chocolate/toffee/caramel ice cream topping into greek yogurtprotein barsprotein-enriched wraps with chocolate spreadI don't eat chocolate bars any more and I used to eat packs at a time when I was a chubby fuck.when you realise that ALL confectionary, sweets etc is sugar and no actual nutrition you lose all interest in them. I get zero satiety from them, so I'd binge them til I felt sick, not full.I'll literally say no to offers of confectionary now cos it's just pointless to eat, it provides nothing other that a very, very brief spike in energy that gets mogged by absolutely anything else containing actual nutrition as well as sugar.I see a mars bar and it triggers the same disdain as their retarded starbucks 1500cal "coffees" do now.
>>77472841The old packaging was way nicer
>>77480761>when you realise that ALL confectionary, sweets etc is sugar and no actual nutrition you lose all interest in themI mostly can't digest fat, so I just put sugar into low fat greek yogurt or skyr to get in enough calories, otherwise I'm losing weight.
>>77472841Grenade protein bars are pretty good substitute, tastes nice and not overly chewy
>>77480877can't digest fat? damn that's simultaneously a blessing and a curse lol.I don't seem to put on a tremendous amount of fat from eating fat, but sugar hits my fucking love handles immediately.fat-fat seems to spread evenly and I just look bearlike, even good to an extent, but sugar-fat goes straight to all the least aesthetic areas like lovehandles, belly, chest and makes me look like some dysgenic feminized faggot
oh shit I had to jewgle it before I posted but mars do a protein bar.has anyone tried them? are they as good as >>77480882 these?
>>77480169The milkiest is 3 musketeers.
>>77480757>nicotine pouches because they're healthier but they really weren't because they caused my tongue to turn whiteNigga what?
>>77481122Pic unrelated, i hate phone posting because I can't organize my memes.
>>77475131$3.18?!?!?!?Dood what the fuck here in suediland they're 13kr (~$1.3) and I refuse to pay even that.Thought goysnacks were basically free in muttlandia?
>>77472841tell your mommy to stop buying them you mental midget
