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genius, billionaire, playboy, mercenary
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>>77473690
Whats up with people refusing to train their traps and neck
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Blaha isnt made fun of nearly enough, biggest cautionary tale of gymceldom ever. He had so many points he could have turned things around but he chose to sleepwalk instead, blinked and woke up 20 years later looking like a melting 70 year old despite all the juice and doing nothing but lifting and sleeping all day. And now he's a human pajeet spambot on fb reposting 500+ stolen, incredibly unfunny boomer memes EVERY DAY for like $15 a week, ouch.
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>>77473704
Haha, at what points was he going to turn things around?
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>>77473690
Hes like 5’5 at most right? Hes the quintessential powercoping gymcel.
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>>77473713
He’s had opportunities to come clean, start being honest and start locking in but he always finds a way ti sabotage himself. Like the other post said, he’s slept walk through life and bam, 20 years has gone by and he’s an unemployed, friendless, weak, injured, broke and sad 50 year old man with nothing to show for himself.
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>>77473713
Literally any day in his long life he could have gotten a real job, stopped all the laziness, the delusion, the aversion to accountability, any of it, or at least at all the the many brutal points of humiliation he's been at, whether its been the divorce, the getting chased out of the UK, getting sued, the hemingway humiliation, the hookers expose, the kid that made him measure his biceps on camera, the lifting alone for half a decade in a living room, the living with a murderer for the next half decade, the running barefoot and getting yelled at by neighbors, theres just so many points any normal guy would be like "alright this obviously isnt working, time to play it honest" but nope not for blaha
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>>77473690
Love how everyone who has run into him irl and mingled with him says the same thing, he gives off weird vibes. He’s probably oozing with insecurity because he has an idea in his head of what he wants to be but he’s never been able to discipline himself enough to achieve this vision for his life. As a result, he’s never been the man he wants to be and he compensates for it by lying.
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It’s crazy to think that there was a time when Blaha was at least semi-respected in the fitness industry 2013-2016. I was never subscribed but I would watch some of his videos here and there and think it was ok content. Lots of fitness influencers were shilling his “ice cream fitness” program too and I was constantly seeing that video recommended in youtube recommendations on other fitness videos. Then he went off the deep end and ruined it all. 2016-2019 was peak lolcow era for Blaha. I miss those days. Now he’s neither respected or a lolcow. He just lifts in his living room and posts a.i slop videos, it’s depressing. Is an a gifted power lifter? No. Is he a gifted bodybuilder? Definitely no. But if he didn’t act like such a weird schizo narcissist he probably could have kept his youtube career going and would be making a decent living right now.
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>>77473690
That’s my boy Hemingway. We served in the sandbox together..
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>>77473815
>But if he didn’t act like such a weird schizo narcissist he probably could have kept his youtube career going and would be making a decent living right now.
The issue here though is that the same drive to be a fitness influencer is the same thing that drives people insane (or rather, the same mental illness that shows up later).
How many fitness influencers have you seen go nuts? Nearly fucking all of them. Healthy (mentally) people don't just decide to make fitness their entire personality. Fitness for neurotypical people is just part of life.
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>>77473734
Don’t forget his only fans and asmr world of Warcraft lol
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>>77473690
>murders his own dog
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>>77473865
What’s the story behind this?
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>>77473834
>How many fitness influencers have you seen go nuts? Nearly fucking all of them.
Not just fitness influencers, it takes at least some level of narcissism to post as any kind of influencer. Every influencer is a leak or two away from being a lolcow like our boy Hemingway.
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>>77473865
>nothin personal, pup…
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>So those of you who don’t believe any of this, that’s okay I really don’t give a fuck. I’m still telling my story. This is what it is and if you don’t believe me fuck you go fuck yourself I don’t care. For all these guys who are veterans who are standing there still screaming about your valor, stolen valor, after what i just told you that that sounds like i am stealing any of your valor, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don’t really care what you think. But i will tell you this. If you decide that you’re going to come confront me physically about it you better not be a fucking POG. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively voice raised negative body language as someone who I know is a trained killer. Because i don’t flinch anymore when I hear a rifle round come by my head. When I hear that whoop and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven’t flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me I want you to know son, it’s not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I’m still here. I’m still upright and drawing air.
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>>77473910
If you decide that you’re going to come confront me physically about it you better not be a fucking PAWG
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Say his name
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he has to be mentally ill because there's no way to retain such shit form this many years into lifting
https://youtu.be/UR-YfDHOQRc
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>>77473754
>everyone who has run into him irl and mingled with him says the same thing, he gives off weird vibes
this is what people say about me
it feels like i'm cursed
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>>77474124
Stop masturbating. Fapping affects your nervous system.
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>>77474167
This, blaha is a massive gooner, its insane how he even pretends to larp us muh texas Christian but dated an ugly stripper, got caught on hooker websites, and opened an onlyfans. Nofap is like step one to a successful male life
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>>77473834
>how many went insane
Connor Murphy, Elliot Hulse, Blaha, Liver King there has to more I’m just drawing a blank
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>>77473690
Sucks dick for gear
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>>77474280
Same kinda "logic" people use to justify abstaining from alcohol by pointing out dying alcoholics like Amy Winehouse, while ignoring all-cause mortality studies finding decreases for infrequent-to-moderate drinkers.
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>>77474496
>winehouse
>alcoholic
Kek
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>>77474496
if you have your shit locked in the result will be not gooning at all as you should ideally have a wife/fiance/gf as well as having friends who you meet from time to time and have drinks/beers etc with them/your girl
excessive gooning just means that you are frustrated, lonely and have no self control. abstaining from drinking is in most cases (except for medical/aa/or alcoholics in family) a sign that you have nobody to drink with in most cases
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>>77473690
He could kill you just by flexing at you
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>>77473690
The downfall of steroids is that you dip too low in T to sip from the grail of gains of having ungodly high T levels
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>>77473841
>asmr world of Warcraft
surely you jest?
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Is he a veteran of the powder wars?
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>>77474738
https://youtu.be/manErUU2GYg?is=tJ919a3svVNj16L6

He farts, burps and in one episode you can hear him piss in the toilet and flush (without washing his hands)
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>>77473841
>only fans
I didn’t believe it at the time, and after I checked it,…my God, how come a person can humiliate itself is beyond me.

>inb4 Connor Murphy
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>>77474353
>>77476107
You were not inb4 Connor Murphy
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>>77473841
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>>77473690
Damn, and it only took 30 years of roiding.
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>>77476231
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>>77476330
Sad little creature
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>>77476231
>>77476330
Ain't no fucking way
Also hilarious he has 0 bicep peak after decades of juice.
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>>77476450
I didn’t really care enough to watch any of Blaha’s content but do we know that he didn’t just lie about juicing?
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>>77476464
It makes sense why one would juice and then claim natty but why tf would someone be natty and claim to juice?
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>>77473690
I hope he gets over his muhnyeeeeers duhseeees so he can work a normal job and get off the internet which has turned his autism up to 11. His entire adult life is nothing but humiliation. I thought he had gone away but it seems he's been around the whole time and is worse than ever. Tap out blahino and get your life together.
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he does not go to a gym because he believes he will be harassed, so he works out at alone in his garage, which is admittedly an improvement over the living room with permanently closed curtains he used to lift in, but still very lonely. he does not bike, he does not run, he walks for his cardio, and you heard that right, and he believes walking more than 30 minutes a day will harm his gains

he walks to the grocery store, and says he always carries a gun with him when he does, in case any "trolls" try to harass him. groceries are essentially the only reason he leaves his home ever, as he documents essentially every day of his life with no indication he does anything but sit on the computer and lift for an hour, and he has years and years of daily videos documenting this fact; there's no evidence he's even tried going to different grocery stores or a fucking walk in the woods, just pure isolation

when his trolls pointed this all out, he bought a guitar that he places in the background of his videos to try to imply he has some kind of hobby, but there's no evidence he's ever played it

what a grim existence, what a life.
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>>77473690
Did he ever have children
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Anybody remember when he went on that weird redneck public access tv show. Shit felt like a fever dream lol
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>>77476464
Reverse fake natty?
He abused gear in his past, shown in his old videos, and he fried his nuts so he literally sterilised himself and needs TRT to have average 50 year old man test levels
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>>77476516
He’s back to the living room again
You can see him with a power rack in front of his fireplace and sofa
Genuinely a sad life, like imagine dedicating your entire existence to this and still regressing on all fronts -strength, size, intelligence, teeth
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>>77476471
I mean, why would blahino do any of the things he has done? I could very much see him lying about juicing to try to sound like he is more of a serious tough guy.
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so uhh... do you guys still hate him now? he's obviously a colorful character. at some point he was annoying but now I really relate with how sad and diminished he seemed to become.

not that I vouch for him as a person but the consistent failing to achieve anything worthwhile while getting older, weaker, more isolated and stuff is just such a tragedy. I no longer hate or laugh at the man. I hope he finds some sorta clarity and peace
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>>77473910
>that sounds like a lot of words saying that you give a fuck
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>>77476558
>Blaha fried his nuts
Please elaborate. He did so literally?
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>>77476558
>he literally sterilised himself
probably for the best
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>this guy again

I’m 90% certain it’s the max two people that spam this thread there’s no way anyone cares that much
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>>77479035
Maximum the same two people*
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>>77473704
>>77473723
>>77473734
>>77473815
>>77476516
Imagine making long paragraphs seething about this guy. As lame as blaha is, hes infinitely more cool than all of you
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>>77476554
My favorite ment of Blaha, it looks like something out of Tim and Eric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKZQFqy9nks
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His genes are so shitty. He's on test and lifts much more than me yet my physique is 50 times better even though I'm at least 6 inches taller. Poor bastard.
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>>77473704
He's been on disability for decades and is living a comfy NEET gymcel life.
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>>77480170
someone said it before me, but i truly think he lied about taking tren or whatever

this is the best he's looked, and hes old.. and natty. no fucking way he looked worse enhanced 10 fucking years ago lmao
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>>77480179
I thought he was just on TRT
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>>77480170
post body
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Blaha browses here no doubt
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What makes Blaha haters seethe is not his training or body
It's that he didn't go away and hide or ardey himself after the hemingway disaster as he would be expected to do under internet Jante law



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