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>>77477037>[situation you'll never be in]>[thing nobody ever says]I'd simply sprout wings and fly away desu
>>77477037I hate how normies started sharing 4chan posts on the gram, fb , shitterThis has been going on for at least 10 years, mind you. if you are not an oldfag lurk moar
>>77477037THIS IS MY 4CHAN POST LMFAO i just wanted to post it because i love phoebe
>over a thousand likeswtf, this board is dead and yet the screenshots from here are viewed by so many people?Anyway just say "no, thanks"
>>77477051And chuds are shitting up the boards with twitter screenshots Life is a snake that eats its own ass brother
>>77477037I think I said this in the original thread, but I'd just take the donut. One donut isn't gonna fuck up my entire cut, I'll just compensate throughout the week. Also, Phoebe is based and her new album is good.
>>77477044I wasn't that far off recently; similarly hot foid was working a donut trailer at my local county fair and I was gonna go get a donut but the line was kinda long, then I came back like 15 min later and she'd been replaced by some fat dude so I just got a BBQ beef sandwich instead.
>>77477037I can never refuse free food, but fortunately, no one ever offers me food or cooks for me, so it all works out in the end haha... ha... mmm...
>>77477037just had three pokemon krispy kreme donuts this morning. gonna be tough to fit protein into my remaining calories but I'll survive.there's literally nothing wrong with having the occasional sweet. just don't be a fatass and cope with daily slop
>>77477165>[situation that isn't even remotely like the one described]
>>77477245we all have our hobbies, life can't be all work
>>77477037He read the post about japanese east asian men fucking girls
>>77477037Chad turns into a fat loser simple as
>>77477689Ugh, I'm just not feeling like sex today okay, Fat Chad?>secretly texts no donut guy asking if he wants to try a different hole
>>77477037I wouldn't say a single thing.... I would listen, because that's what no one did
>>77477037THIS THREAD WAS NOT EVEN LONG AGO FUCK YOU PAJEET REPOSTING NIGGER
>>77477074its basically like reddit where no one wants to browse/post here other than the ones willing to make threads just to screenshot and post over there for updoots
>>77477078WE are the head of the snake thoughbiet
>>77477037I just picked up a full dozen donuts from the grocery store because I have gigachad metabolism, but used the autistic self-checkout robot that's always screeching "UNAUTHORIZED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!"
>>77477037Why are there 14 donuts in the box and not 12
Don't accept food from weird-smelling strangers, wth.
>>77478473Gotta do the whole toe to head sniff from behind first to determine that first. Just a good rule in general for dealing with food offering people.
Aside from the gym is being in Crumbl cookies heaven for anyone else?
>>77477037>screenshot of an Instagram post of a screenshot of a 4chan postThis board is so dead and you are standing over it shooting its corpse with an Uzi
>>774782184chan needs to be back at the bottom of this for it to be complete
>>77477037Of course some retarded cretin would be trying to emulate even a fraction of what I have acheived
>>77478218I don't know what happens after you reach the bottom
>>77477037fitlit_posting kinda sucks. I miss fit_memes_and_greentexts. I can understand why he left but I miss seeing his postings and ramblings. same thing with the guy who did it for /o/
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>>77477037>a screen grab>of a screen grab
This is DEATH TO ISRAEL why every post should NIGGER include NIGGER and TOTAL KIKE DEATH so they're forced KIKE NIGGER to blackout HITLER WAS RIGHT every single NIGGER KIKE GENOCIDE no no word when they take a BROWN FUCKING KIKES FUCKING KILL THEM ALL screenshot to post for updoots.
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>>77477074>Anyway just say "no, thanks""n-no, thanks. you, too!"
>>77477037>attractive blonde wearing company hat, holding product >demoralization attempt in order to make you try the sampleDon't fall for it, bros.
>>77478894boomers
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>>77477074i mean that checks out right? the people are on instagram, not here. there is your evidence. and good riddance!
>>77477799Powerful
>>77478454maybe because she bought 14 not 12
>>77477037I would say thanks and then take the entire box. Then i eat every donut and shit myself.
>>77479496>people are on instagramnot people, just millions of pajeets and other turdies
>>77478967keked
>>77478218HEY9gag is based...
>>77478218Where does one go to not be effected by day to day edgelordism but not an out of date slow poke?
>>77477037>Chad is 6'8" with lightning metabolism These are the average dudes women are complaining about not approaching them btw. Not us. I'm just a bystander to all of this. I don't even exist in the minds of these people.
>>77477044Based response. Doomers btfo. /threadPs. OP's mom gay
>>77477037bro has been posting for agesseems to be more active now
>Elaborates on some gay fitness trend they're doingJust say no thanks, retard. You have to treat normies like sub 0 IQ NPCs if you want a functioning social life.
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