Fails
The Ferrari shirt mired him
>>77477157Shit thread please kill yourself
>>77477157>t. Lanklet dyel who just got fucking rekt at the gym
>>77477157>pocket for phone>shoulders for backpack>doesn't use them
>>77477181you'd be surprised how many "men" think it's girly or childish to carry a backpack on your back. as if somehow there's an age restriction to load bearing equipment. never seen more insecure closet sissies than those people.
>>77477186oh, it's a purse
Where the hell does he live, that there are no other 5'3 people around
>>77477157manlets are so comical lol
>>77477188What is it with americans and purse phobia, lol? All ancient men carried purses, and in Europe it's just normal for men to carry one. Limiting yourself to pockets, for fear of appearing gay is just so....gay.
>>77477181backpacks are ick
>>77477186reminds me of the retardation of people wearing their caps backwards on a sunny day
>getting shoulder checked by roasties taller than yougrim
>>77477222If true, I’m going to start wearing a backpack everywhere. I’m single and maxing out my 401k. It’s women can just smell the potential money they can squander.
>>77477236What are you going to put in it?
>>77477157>Look at the roidmidget >He is so desperate for attention>He just got nigger mogged by over 400 people >Spic gets nigger raped by the epstine list after height mogged by fucking mud shark and varbie and Asian rat
>>77477209Hahahahaha fag, you carry a purse. Gayboyyy lmaoooo don't get a run in your hose, zestylad.
>>77477157>a video of a guy walking on the streetwhat am I supposed to gather from this? how is walking somewhere mogging?
>>77477157Can you even mog as a natty anymore? I feel we have become completely desensitized to good physiques.
>>77477159Maybe barely.
>>77477209The gays are living rent free in American heads.
>>77477209I'd make you hold my pocket
>>77477186Sweaty im not carrying the backpack on my back after working out because it'll get sweety
>>77477253I can't imagine how mogged people who write like this must get by pretty much everyone in life.Myself I'm buff and give absolutely 0 fucks whether a midget looks more buff than me, more power to him, I wish him the best n hopefully he achieves a cool looking physique.This goes for those who are balding, look 'ugly', lanklets, and all inbetween. If you're a solid individual you have my respect.But the resentful children on this board are just pathetic..
OP is a trooned out wog
>>77477186you always look cool slinging it over one shoulder
>>77477242Your mom
>>77477253Spics are usually assholes so i don't have any sympathy for him, if he was white or Asian I'd be rooting for him though
>>77477308This, or even on a hot day when you're gonna sweat. No one washes that shit it'll make you itch so bad if you let it soak up back sweat.
>>77477209>>77477279Fucking queers.
>>77477407Spics are assholesToo much spics in one area makes them powerhungry assholesEven blacks hate spics now
>>77477506They've always hated each other. I learned that first hand in the Army in the 90s.The only thing is they both hate Whites even more.
>>77477403I was picked on high school for using both straps
>>77477209Why do you need a purse in the first place? What kind of shit are you carrying around and is it really necessary to constantly have said junk with you at all times? Are you a woman or something, that you need your makeup and tampons?
>>77477314I'm a hermit liv.ein woods play magic gathering smokemweed
>>77477541>The only thing is they both hate Whites even more.not in my experience. Hispanics tolerate Whites if the Whites aren't dorks, and won't get mad if a decent White guy is dating their sister (ask me how I know). Hispanics do not extend this curtesy to Blacks.
>>77477265>walks down street mostly in opposite direction of other foot traffic>has shirt off>has quintessential gold chain>has someone filming him from behindDo you think this was intended as a normal casual everyday stroll?
>>77477649My dilator.
>>77477269Yes, learn how to buy clothes that properly fit your body. All that work in the gym, but then you chucklefucks get lazy for the easy part.
>>77477660"tolerating" you isnt the same as not hating you.If it came down to it, spics and nigs will join to fight their common enemy.Notice how when spics come to America they drop their shitty mexican culture and immediately start acting, talking and dressing llike street niggers and not White people? (while still flying mexican flags and talking about mexican pride)
>>77477186no one thinks this. this is such a reddit thing to say.
>>77477222>>77477236This is the woman that posted the image btw
should I kill myself if I'm 5'3 in a western country?
>>77477222Literally me
>>77477872What explains this behavior?
>>77477899No just get shredded and get good at chatting up hoes
>>77477976it's pretty common for obese brown virgins to screenshot twitter drama
>>77477978okay how about transitioning instead?
>>77477995If you're an adult you're not gonna troon out well you gotta get to it before puberty or it's ogre
>>77477157what is even the point of the video?
Is this really thread-worthy? Yes short dudes are walking jokes yes yes we know been that way for thousands of years always will be
>>77477253>He just got nigger mogged by over 400 peopleLmao
>>77477899Just go back to India little bro
>>77477209>limiting yourself to pockets>front pocket: phone>little pocket: multitool>other front pocket: lighter, keys>back pocket: wallet>other back pocket: empty>waistband: holsterNigga, I still have an empty pocket. What the fuck am I gonna put in a purse?
>>77477843Just because spics dress like nigs doesnt mean they like nigs
>>77477976Being a fat miserable cunt
>>77477157He walks like he's trying to not shit his pants. Of course he's not gonna look attractive tryhard and puffed up like that . That's not even a height thing.
>>77478313I carry around a steel bottle of water so I don't need to waste money on micro plastic filled bottles, or unhealthy drinks, or really pay for drinks at all. It also comes in handy if I end up needing to grab some groceries or something.
>>77477222I think it's the clown shoes, everything else seems completely normal to me.
>>77477157Lmao. You probably shouldn't try to do this shit when you're shorter than half the women on the street.
>>77477186What? Is this some zoomer nonsense? Backpacks are perfectly fine.
>>77478612Is having water fountains another thing we don't do in Germany? And any amount of groceries that can fit in a purse can be carried in their grocery bag anyway.
>>77478612in america you dont walk to grocery stores usually, its a large place where cars rule. grocery stores are avg 4 miles from someones home no ones walking 8 miles with groceries. i wouldnt even expect an american to walk 2 miles empty handed
>>77477181it's called retardmaxxing, look it up sweetheart
>>77477899Become a jockey and make bank.
>>77478612>steel bottle of waterWhat is the cap made out of / the seal around the cap? I bet you there's fucking plastic there.
>>77477872How does she know he's an ass man?
>>77480472he's not starting at that woman's tits in front of him
>>77480462Plenty of water bottles with a steel cap. The seal will always be silicone or maybe some sort of rubber.
>>77477265Zoomers are not socialized properly so the normal adolescent friction in regards to dating and being a social animal never actually resolves and instead gets perverted even further in the domain of theoretical discussions online. Literally every aspect of socializing gets treated as a theoretical concept instead of actually lived in the real world. They simultaneously lack lived confidence and any understanding how they "rank up" among their peers so they oscilitate between manic delusions of grandeur and mental neurosis previously reserved for severely mentally ill psychiatric patiens
>>77477571real niggas clip the straps in the front
>>77478313you're still missing a drink bottle, snack, space for hat/gloves/rain poncho etc if you live somewhere temperate. shit I even like to carry a small first aid kit everywhere.carrying all that shit in your pants is uncomfortable as fuck, you can feel it all as you're moving around and you have to adjust everything just to sit down, and when you get home you spend 2 minutes just decanting your life before you can get changed or just not have pockets filled with shit.I wear those cross-body packs that carry everything I need and when I get home I just lift off the bag. got some cool sporty ones with loads of pockets, a kino leather one, I love my crossbody packs.
>>77477157Don't midgets like that get claustrophobic walking in a crowd?
>>77477181My shorts start falling down when I wear something in them. Carrying a backpack on my bare skin is icky.
is transmaxxing the only decent option when you are 5'3? https://youtu.be/Kh4LBK-ByfUThis guy is living hell, 30 years old, "five foot three and a half", khhv, submissive and loves tall woman and yet has to cope on YouTube and pretends he loves his height. He doesn't want to transmaxx because he wants a workable penis, doesn't want to be competing with the other petite women in the lesbian space. I don't get why he doesn't commit, he has nothing to loose given his body isn't even in shape.
>>77480754there's this mystical tool called "belt". you could try one.Also if you bought pants without belt loops you got scammed.It's planned obsolence for pants to not have this so you buy again when they get looser instead of just adjusting your belt.same with underwear...
>>77480758I'd dwarfmaxx if I was living that curse.I'd even change my name to something vaguely nordic sounding or just outright call myself "Dvergr" or some shit.wear a pickaxe pendant, braid my hair and beard, make people think I literally come from some undermountain city and call strangers "menfolk"
>>77480768this may sound funny but you cannot live a clown life in the west. You gonna go to your job place with your pickaxe? What is Stacey from hr department telling about you?
>>77477163spbp.Op is a gigafag.
>>77480765a man's shaped like an inverted triangle unless you're fat, wearing a belt tight enough to hold a kg worth of shit around your waist is just awful, and when your lower body thickens when you sit down a belt just cuts into you.I'm a very active and mobile person, when I'm out walking I'll climb walls, vault fences, crouchwalk under shit. pockets are not safe place places to keep valuable shit because shit falls out, gets damaged by impacts/compression, and just restricts your movement. a crossbody bag keeps everything safe on your back zippered away.obvs all burgers are utterly dependent on their goymobiles so can just load their pockets up for the sake of being on foot for 5 minutes a day tops but when you're walking upwards of an hour a day and like to explore/vary your route a little, then comfort and security for your stuff is paramount.
>>77477157You ok, chief? Do you need somebody to talk to?
>>77477852>>77478772is this the newest form of ragebait? I see it everywhere, people pretending that something factual was never real, there has never been a backpack discussion in the history of this site without multiple anons claiming it's gay, just to be clear I don't give a shit about the topic but this twisting of reality needs to stop
>>77477314>I give absolutely 0 fucks about this thing I'm going to write 3 sentences about nextNah you do give a fuck otherwise you wouldn't bother mentioning it in the first place
>>77480772pickaxe pendant, anon. PENDANT. a small silver pendant on a chain. lern 2 reed.I love a cool pendant, so many foids have used my pendants as an icebreaker.little silver weapons, animals, mythical creatures, astrology symbols etc.I have a cool nordic wolf one that seems to get the most reactions, and my mjolnir gets some good reactions too.I larp as a caveman/saxon/celt/viking/barbarian already, long hair that I tie half up like geralt, lots of rustic colours in my clothing, greens, greys and browns etc.