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All you need for mass

>>77479743
What do I need for ass?

>>77479738
pheasant food

>>77479759
Keto autist post

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>>77479738
Slave food

>>77479759
luv me some fried pheasant

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>>77479787
slave 2 the booty

>>77479738
Add some fruit and you are good to go.
>>77479759
>>77479787
You have no wife, children, family or land. You are masters of nothing.

>>77479862
based post

Oats are outdated. Us chads now eat a big ol serving of cottage cheese or Greek yogurt for brekky maybe with a small sprinkle of granola

>>77480408
Granola is oats. Checkmate

>>77480409
I suppose this is factual HOWEVER oats not being the center of the meal is the topic under question

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>>77479759
>pheasant

>>77479759
>pheasants actually do enjoy oats
1000iq post

I really wish there was an easily-prepared food I could just eat that covered everything and I could eat it three times a day. food is such a pain in the arse.
imagine how easy life would be if I could buy sacks of oats and powdered milk once every few months and never have to give food another thought.
scoop of oats, scoop of milk powder, boiling water, 3 times a day, done.

my fucking cats eat exactly the same kibble every day and fucking LOVE it.

food is literally fuel to me, let normgroids enjoy their uberjeets and cookingfags enjoy their recipies and spending hours in the kitchen prepping cooking and washing up, I just want to boil a kettle, mix some shit together, eat, rinse a spoon and a bowl and get back to life.
it's like having to mine, refine and distil your own fuel for your car, fuck that

oats I enjoy but they just aren't something

>>77480906
cont
... I can eat more than once every couple of days, it's just joyless paste.
wheat biscuits with milk I can eat fairly regularly, beans I can eat daily, but I always need other shit because nothing is truly complete.

>>77480908
>I can eat more than once every couple of days, it's just joyless paste.
here is the trick.
oats with water tastes like eating dust and sand.
best to use milk but water works too.
add protein powder for the taste and this slop turns to a delicious breakfast. I eat this everyday and i am looking forward to it everymorning

>>77480915
I always use milk, or powdered if I haven't been to the shops, and still find oats nauseating after a single bowl.
every few days I'll crave them and I'll have a bowl which will be the most delicious thing I've ever eaten but then for days after I'll find even the idea of eating oats again nauseating.
I don't know if that's oats or autism, cos shit like cup noodles, beans, etc I CAN eat daily, they just aren't as good as oats and milkies.

>>77480906
Same I hate eating I just want something to cover all the nutrients and macros easily like that slop in the matrix

>>77480921
good nutritionally, I mean.
oats, milk, and a multivitamin probably would be a complete food, I mean what's missing?

but beans and noodles are pretty junky desu.
beans are better but still woefully behind oats and milk.

>>77480925
>that slop in the matrix
anon I have ALWAYS loved that idea of living in a cool rattlecan post-apocalyptic vehicle eating some scifi nutritionally complete self-stable slop.
food is such a pain.
air is air, your lungs don't have autistic meltdowns and make you depressed/anxious/angry because it wants fucking cherry scented air today.
I can drink zero cola all day every day and never get tired of it
but food? nah my body will fuck my whole day up if I haven't had JUST the right amount of some fucking random macro I can only get from a banana or a scoop of almonds or some shit.

>>77480926
>>77480908
>>77480906
You can get pretty far with just eggs and potatoes. Every once in awhile buy a can of chicken or salmon and throw it in there, you should be fine.

>>77481047
I eat a lot of all those things, but they need a kitchen, a fridge, a freezer, they need cooking, and that means pans, trays and shit that need cleaning after, and you need to keep regularly stocked up on those things as they aren't shelf stable.
eggs last maybe 2 weeks on a shelf in europe (burgers have to refrigerate them because they bleach off the protective coating kek) potatoes last the same before they go bad, and meat lasts a few days in the fridge.

I literally want dehydrated powder, flakes etc that last forever in a plastic sack that I can buy by the kgs every other month, throw in a bowl, add boiling water and maybe some syrup or sweetener, eat my slop, rinse the bowl and spoon in the sink and put away.

5 minutes from filling the kettle with water to putting away a clean bowl, and ordered in bulk online every other month.

right now I shop twice a fucking week to make sure I always have decent and varied food, and spend an hour a day preparing, cooking, eating and washing up, and at work I have to either prep something the day before or take ready meals because at work I have a 45 min break and a microwave.

if nutritionally-complete high protein instant noodles got invented and I had oats with powdered milk for dessert I'd be happy as fuck.

>>77481074
I didn't read past your first sentence because clearly you didn't read my post or are just here to argue. None of the things that I mentioned require literally any of those esides literally a single pot or pan.

>>77481083
dude there are a couple of us saying we just want some near-zero prep complete foodslop and your retarded response was "just cook some food in a pan, bro."
I wasn't being argumentative but since you didn't actually read the post you're replying to you didn't get the entire context and chose to get butthurt that I didn't immediately thank you for your retarded input, get fucked, retard.

>>77481243
Boiling eggs and potatoes is near zero. Sorry you're so upset.

>>77481243
Dude a single cooking implement is as near zero as you can get.

>>77481251
>>77481263
>pan
>spoon/tongs to handle eggs/potatoes
>plate to eat off
>cutlery to eat with
>requires fresh potatoes (last several days in a cupboard)
>requires fresh eggs (last several days in a cupboard, fridge if american)
>eggs need peeling, time consuming task
>have to attend stove while cooking
>have to clean pan, spoon, cutlery, plate after eating
>have to go to the shops weekly to keep stocked up

vs
what I want;
>fill kettle
>take sack of shelf stable powder/flakes that I bought three months ago from cupboard, scoop into bowl
>pour in boiling water
>stir
>eat
>rinse bowl and spoon in sink
>order another 3 sacks in a month's time

retards.
what is it with this place and wilfully misunderstanding what anons explain in autistic detail?

>>77481286
>clearly another irate blogpost
Didnt read. Good luck in your journey for the laziest food possible I guess.

>>77481286
Can you put some effort once in your life?

>>77481295
>good luck in your journey for the laziest food possible I guess.
so you DO get it.

>>77481303
all the effort that cooking, cleaning and constantly stocking up on food is effort I want to direct elsewhere anon.

>>77481323
>all the effort that cooking, cleaning and constantly stocking up on food is effort I want to direct elsewhere anon.
Bro i literally open up the oven, toss 2-3 chicken breasts inside, open the rice cooker, put the rice in and i just work on my stuff while it's cooking. It's not that hard once you do it a couple of times. Yeah it sucks having to do this everyday but that's how humans function. If i don't have time i have frozen potatoes and protein shakes

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>>77481286
OK so buy powdered potatoes and powdered eggs

>>77479738
>peak glyphosate

>its this guys again