>visit the ol' gymnasium>some mischievous roustabouts are getting their jollies toying with the vibrating belt machine>instruct them to cease their carefree merriment at once>they pummel me soundly and forcefully evict me from the establishment, dirtying my gym suit in the processLowly cretins... Things will look different once my nerve tonic arrives on the Wells Fargo wagon....
>>77480678kek that looks like a buckbreaking apparatus.>"now see here Fotherington, that new buck Slappy has been acting awfully rambunctious since market, see he is brought forthwith."
>>77480678Behold, Chaddington, I have invented, the bench press! You just turn this dial here, pull this lever, and 100 psi of pressing power!
>>77480912Ingenious! And what am I to do on designated gluteus and hamstring days?
>>77481386We call those "rest days" oh hoh hoh hoh
Top of the morning to you chap. Have you perchance stumbled upon this behemoth Eugen Sandow? I do think he is drinking monkey a testicle tonic.
>>77482338Egad, there's no doubt about it! This gargantuan sideshow is under the effects of some sort of super-man supplements!
>>77482338>>77482344Gentlemen... This non-lifter is surely only using milk and eggs for a pathetic physique like that. I had just witnessed this physiological dwarf be bested by the Titan Arthur Saxon at a bent press. The Jew Eugen couldn't even lift the barbell while Saxon effortlessly threw it overhead! If anyone is ingesting an unnatural concoction it is certainly Saxon!
>>77482338The lower appendages on this particular specimen, while notably enlarged compared to modern sarcopenia patients such as Clavicular, seem to nonetheless indicate a lack of proficiency with spinach extracts and single-legged squatting motions.>t. wields girthier hip-supporting members
>>77480678Good Day fine sirs>The other day I was beating my chinaman for putting on the railroad spike backwards and lost my Stetson>when I looked in the mirror I noticed my hair had thinned significantly.>order hair tonic from back of magazine >found that when I massage it into my scalp and follow with leeches my hair looks thicker>has anyone else had experience with this I would rather not feel the dismal shame of having my barber straight razor shave my head. Picture of correlational value.
If I preform this vigorous exercise will a fair lady bequeath her hand in marriage towards me?
>>77482447my naive lad, exercise is to improve oneself for oneself's sake. besides, have you not witnessed the turnout to our fitness club's seasonal displays of strength? even when world famous strongmen compete and display a mastery and strength nary a one of us can even dream of, the crowd drawn is overwhelmingly men.truly you would be better off completing an apprenticeship to secure well-paying employment and learning a skill respected by the higher class to make yourself desirable as a suitor. then with a bit romancing you'll find your better two-thirds.in the mean time, go get zozzled at the jazz clubs and charm the flappers. those ladies know how to have a good time
>go to the hoisting emporium >a gent is sitting on the bench with sub forty kilograms upon the bar>he lifts nary 3 times before resting>pulls out a broadsheet and rests for at least two minutes>meanwhile an unabashed slattern (she practically had her knees showing) is posing for a picture next to the squat rack >everyone has to wait for the exposure time What manner of times do we live in?!
