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It over for /fit/ bros…
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>>77483255
men get self exercising muscle
women get ozempic
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>>77483255
>exercise mean it breaks down the muscle
>chinese muscles auto-breakdown
>Chinese collapses on liveleak out of nowhere
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>>77483255
>one of the CCP official's cousins is involved in a scandal where factory runoff causes 3million deaths
>express mild discontent at this horrific greed fueled loss of life
>-629474 social credit score
>muscle implants permanently disabled
No thanks
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Is it muscle grown with your own DNA?
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>>77483255
no surgery is going to be able to replace just pumping your super soldiers full of growth hormones and testosterone then blasting them with stimulants before a mission
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>>77483321
China has never fought anyone in their entire history, they win through interbreeding and diluting the genetics of whomever attacks them until they are assimilated into the hive.
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God I want muscles without the effort
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>>77483255
Can I graft it onto my penis?
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>>77483255
If you remind yourself that the Chinese are liars and always lie and exaggerate and have zero moral qualms about committing fraud then you can be immune to their bullshit. Recent examples of note from only the last year or so: room temp superconductors, cancer research studies, gene therapy deaths, etc. All just a Google search away if you bother.
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>>77483377
>room temp superconductors
I remember that one, following some soviet russian tranny on twitter as he was trying to reproduce using his university-level gear(that's is in typical soviet disrepair or non-existent) was hilarious, but pretty soon devolved into political screeching
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>>77483255
chinks always trying to find new ways to cheat
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>>77483373
Its really surprising to me that asians havent gone full schizo into the bigger dick rabbithole, they are masters of plastic surgery and genetic modifications, they should had resolved their problem decades ago.
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>>77483353
I like the effort
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>>77483255
>the compound will automatically breakdown muscle and rebuild it
China is going to test it on you retards the inject random Chinese shit daily. Walking lab rats.
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>>77483263
>men get ozempic
>women get everything else
ftfy
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>>77483255
>surgery is one of the most deadly technology we know of, its still considered art
>chinx have hacked the universe for the N-th time, be concerned
I will
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>>77483255
>implantable seizures
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>>77483255
Can't wait for the next episode of chinese bodyhorror with swollen limbs and full-body septic shock.
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>>77483255
Cool, now they can outrun the next landslide
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>>77486962
I already do it without the implants using TENS-EMS technology like Ronnie Coleman-tier cripples use to walk again; I just keep it away from my brain and heart, haven't ACK'd yet.
>pic kinda related but I do fancy capacitive waveform smoothing and shit
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>>77483352
they defeated the abassidians and tibetans several times in the 900s lol



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