>*blocks your path*>"Those are some impressive muscles you've cultivated....but they are forfeit against my blade. Now, it's time...have at you!"Your response???
>tfw wasted my time training these vain muscles and engaging in premarital sex when I could have been mastering the bladeHow do I cope, bros?
>>77483340>>77483347Samefag
>>77483358No
>*Throws pokemon ball behind you*>heh you call that a blade kiddo?>THIS is a blade>*unsheathes mosemune*>pikachu now!>*pikachu hits you in the back with a lighting bolt*>Stings doesnt it?>*Stab myself with my own sword*>*It heals instantly*>heh looks like I wont even need to activate my horcruxes>*turns invisible*>We arent so different you and I >Except for one thing>I>am>stronger>*Whirlwind strike*>you never had a chance kiddo
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>>77483340lmao suck it nerd *punches you hard in the face and takes ur gay sword*nothing personnel kiddo.
>>77483340I simply smirk, shaking my head. "It seems like you've been led astray, friend... Why don't I make a proposal?" I say as I stroke my chiseled jaw. "With your obvious mastery of the blade, and my muscular physique, we would be unstoppable. What do you say?" I then offer my hand in solidarity.However, I ready my Flurry of Blows technique just in-case.
>>77483340I kindly inform the swordsman that blades are useless against the undead.
I go Super Saiyan 3
>>77483340get on my knees and beg for mercy.
>>77483340>Your response???Bullets
>>77483340What a puny little blade. I bet he doesn't have the muscles to lift a bigger one.
im a 30 y/o virgin, kiddothat's right, a wizard.you think your blade can affect ME?
>>77483374>*Deflects all your bullets and slices you into 666 pieces*
>>77483340>>77483372>>77483617While you're winding back to take a swing with your long blade I will have knocked you to the ground with a quick dash and a swift blow to the jugular
With both I am far stronger.
>>77484550Dats cute hunnyboo, but ya'll ain't gyatt nuttin on dis
>>77483340It's way easier to disarm someone with a sword than knifefyi
>>77484592Is that Mbappe?
>>77483340I used work with a guy like this. He used to have Joseph joestar hair. One of those shitty cosplayers, the elitist kind who act snobby even though half of his stuff came from spirit halloween. Hyper obsessed with Asian culture beyond any normal level. He would come to the office in cosplay sometimes, like unironically. He had the same body type as your pic related but would constantly take pics flexing lmao. You would think he was cool enough but no dude was such a whiny faggot like he would go out of his way to cause problems with people and then get his feelings hurt when the other person didn’t take it, from him of all people. He would blatantly disrespect people and try to shoulder check you like he thought he was actually a JJBA character. Then just go around shit talking those people to everyone else when the interaction never went how he wanted. Before I left I came in dressed like Jameson from spiderman for casual Friday and spent the day doing an imitation just for shits and giggles because it didn’t matter, and all I said to him was “this just in! You’re a delusional faggot hahahahaha” he left early that day pretty sure I made him cry. The craziest part is half the people he was on good terms with laughed about it
>>77484592>high heelsThats impressive.
>>77484592Guarantee that zesty lil nigga know how work a pole
>>77484592>Whites spend years buckbreaking niggers>finally release them back into the wild>this is their culture now
>>77483340That guy is halod by the background If it was a bedroom, it would be cringe
>>77484592Definitely a bottom
>>77483340I have a nice face so this man would be immediately disarmed and want to be my friend. I would then encourage him to lean extremely heavily into his hobby and tell him he will eventually find love as long as he is true to himself. I would tell him this as petty revenge for his earlier insult in the hopes that his hobby becomes an obsession that ruins his potential for happiness and fulfilment in life.
>I've cultivated qi for 10,000 years to reach the upper realms and I'm not gonna be stopped by the likes of you, you are like a frog in a well
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>>77483340Can’t touch this
>>77483340I know we're all being ironic here but REAL swords are fucking dope and if you disagree you're gay as hell.
>>77484967check this shit outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pts2jxLTc4
>>77484898No, we're posting meme-tier loser stuff. Not legit badasses like yours.
>>77484967For me it's the Kriegsmesser>>77484988Love this channel, Ilya is a smithing genius.
>>77484967The real sword of the modern age is the machete, tho. Killed more people by far than any other sword in the last 100 years.
>>77483340Get the fuck out the way you noob!
>>77485084I like the schiavona
>>77483340A'ight, I'll dip my toe in the tism. Blades are all flash. Blunt weapons are significantly more brutal and require much less upkeep. They're far more maneuverable allowing for fluid movements that can just dance around what a sword can do because you have a very small effective striking surface. If this dingus comes at me I'm shattering his blade and bones with by steel Bō or Sledgehammer. When im done with him, assuming he can still breathe, every breath will sound like a crunch slime asmr.
>>77485120Do bayonets count as swords? If bayonets are swords than they'd surely beat machetes.
>>77485131Good taste, one of my favorites too
>>77483372How do you sheath that thing
>>77485147Couldnt you just use a chainmail glove to catch a sword
>>77485120The machete is for savage mexican criminals. It would be poetic to see a machete nigger get beheaded by a real sword one day.
>>77485453>heh, what use is a sheath when there's endless scum to cut down?>*slashes you at incredible speed*
>>77485483sure, just like you can use a chainmail glove to catch a baseball batit will still require your opponent to cooperate a little>>77485147>Blunt weapons are significantly more brutal and require much less upkeep.Consider a blunt weapon, but sharp
>>77485453In the body of your rival.
>>77485125They handled his story like shit.Then they made the Adrian Paul-led movies and I was absolutely blown away that something could be even worse than Uwe Boll movies.
>>77485147A sledgehammer is in no way more maneuverable than a sword, retard. lmao you are dumb as fuck.If you want a non-projectile weapon that will destroy whatever you're jerking off to and swords, it would be a spear, and it's not even remotely close.There is a reason why spears dominated over all other non-projectile weapons in literally every culture.
>>77485836Wabout this
>>77485995based
>>77485980kneel, spearboy
>>77485995Mace will fuck shit up. Bladecels will seethe
>>77484592i kneel, buck-sama
>>77485978Don't watch the movies. Watch the series.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787993788688837.webm
>>77486210While you were building muscles, I was mastering the high heels. While you were training at the gym, I was working the pole. Now, the enemy is at the gates and you dare come to me for help?
>>77484592Oh great, I got mogged by the definition of zest
>>77484592>Gayonetta
>>77484731>and everybody laughedSure
>>77484898>mongfas
>>77484967Fuck yeah, real swords are sexy as hell.
>>77487453i'd like to cross swords with him if you know what i mean
>>77487556you're a faggot. we get it.
>>77487560>>77487556>>77487453I saw a couple of lads at my local pub meeting at the urinal when all the spaces were taken, and one said "shall we have a swordfight?" I related this to my gay friend and now every time we need to pee at the same time he says, "shall we cross swords?"
>>77486010>peasant is only fluent in polearms
I do not consent to a fight and simply walk around him to continue on my way. Later loser!
>>77484898Not sure why you're posting this absolute madlad in a cringe thread but at least it breaks up the posts a little.
>>77487560/fit/ is a gay board, straightoid
>>77485980>I'm a weak little bitch who doesn't know how to use momentum/leverage/etc.Any man who has been training for 6+ months ought to be more than strong enough to wield at the very least a 5 pounder with just as much mobility. Aside from that the sledge has several times more striking surfaces than the sword does. You're the fucking retard who has obviously never practiced kendo.>>77485836>Consider a blunt weapon, but sharpI prefer blunt weapons because there is little to no upkeep. Even a spear needs to be sharpened after every use, assuming we're referring post real action or use on a hard target.
>>77487169Kek
>>77487581Yes you are bad and your gay homo sword is genuinely weak because of the sheer weight
>>77483340>>77483372Where does this come from? Highlander? Specific anime? The trench coat sword guy thing. Is it just an internet thing?
>>77488162There used to be ninja shit in malls
>>77485980Halberds were often used in the real deal heavy knights and shit just think of the versatility of an axe+spear+spike with albeit a heavier moment arm but also on a more heavily armored and with a sidearm as a more commonly hammer believe it or not.
>>77485483Just a little slash gets through armor is why swords were nice. Stabbing with a spear or using a dagger vs armor is stupid you would just get a gauntlet to the face. There is even Maximilian of Prussia gauntlets with spiked knuckles shits sick.
>>77488195And the spiked gauntlets are good vs armor mostly spiked vs plate head armor since it sticks. A bolt to the chest is brutal though I doubt anyone was going with a 2h plus dagger they had to be using a mace and shield.
>>77483340>*blocks your path**Runs by with no concern*"Dickhead"
>>77484731Well you’ve definitely outlarped your imaginary office rival with this post.
>>77485980Spears “dominated” as they were low effort low skill cheap weapons.Swords are turbo moggers and axes even more so.The only good spears are the gigs spears like Kontos and Sarissa.Gladius conquered the world and Francisca took the world from gladius.
>>77488185Explains nothing but ok
>>77488273back in the myspace bebo etc era weebs and neckbeards used to post about their katanas and how bad ass they were and how if chad only knew how lucky he is to be alive because in a true duel of gentlemen, their cheap mall-bought nippon steel would triumph against chad's vain muscles, and that should civilisation collapse, they would become wandering nomadic mysterious protectors who'd slay ten chads from bothering stacy, then merely tip their fedora with a gentlemanly "m'lady" then continue on their way.same energy as modern day facebook retards who post peaky blinders with "the devil shudders when the nice guy has had enough" except much, MUCH funnier.
>>77483340I see a fellow peer of the blade and tell him that one of us is enough to make a thousand chads shudder. our duel would level half the city from the shockwaves from the impacts of our clashing blades alone.together, we would be an unstoppable force.I'd hold out my fingerless leather gloved hand in friendship. come, fellow ronin, my mom will take a picture of us both and make us tendies while we share a 3l of dewie
>>77488271wars aren't won by warriors.they are won by formations of obedient drilled men following orders.an individual roman legionary was well known to be a terrible fighter, mogged by even the lowliest celt or gaul whose tribal warfare was more chaotic braveheart charges and individual contests of skill than "1-2-3 STAB advance-2-3 STAB advance-2-3" which is all an actual soldier knew.so discussing which weapon is best based on warfare is pointless really.in an individual duel, all that matters is range, which the spear had. spears are, however, too long for everyday/casual carry.a spear was the rifle, a sword was the pistol. for traditional combat, everyone used spears. when things got close and formations broke, then they drew swords.spears are, however, very boring and cheap weapons with little to no variety where swords have seemingly infinite varieties and a sexy appeal of their own.no weapon is as sexy as a sword, but I'm gonna agree with bluntchad, in a real fight to the death I'm picking a blunt weapon.irl I carry an extending stick cos if some nigger pulls a 15cm knife and I can't get away without dealing with it, my 15cm stick extends to a metre. I'm shattering the bones in his face or his wrist/hand before he's in range.but I do own a handful of swords and even cringe cosplay ones with a back scabbard cos swords are sexy as fuck
>>77488420Meme. Greeks won wars just by autistically packing on heavy armor.Romans didn’t fight in a tight formation their manuals say they fought with a space of about three to five feet between each legionary.They weren’t known to be terrible fighters at all, I have no idea where that came from. Others tried to imitate Rome and couldn’t because Rome had that dog in them.Celtic tribesmen were outnumbered and when they could match the Romans man for man the Romanlets were slaughtered by Gallic BVLLs.Germanic tribesmen even more so who eventually adopted heavy armor and began to trashcan Roman armies with zero effort.The Romans notoriously couldn’t subdue the Lusitani who fought individually as duelists. The Romans couldn’t even subjugate the nuragics, I mean man they took centuries to fully subdue to the Samnites and Veiites in the Appenine spurs the Romans could literally see from their city walls.Rome took Egypt before it took the fucking mountain top visible from the capitoline hill.It’s not reach. It’s where you hit.Spanish knife fighting demonstrated this and the Rapier was developed specifically for pinpoint striking big clunky pikemen.German shock troops with colossal swords (for the time) demolished pike formations.Wars are won by whoever has more Indo-European admixture and less non-West Eurasian proportional to their Indo European.Don’t know why exactly but there is not a single war which breaks this rule of Aryan admixture proportional to West Eurasian. Even tiny skirmish meme wars follow this pattern.
>>77485149bayonet casualties are actually very rare, even historically it was the threat of a charge that was tactically important more than actually killing with them
>>77488267it makes sense he'd post here too
>>77488443I agree with pretty much most of what you said, but your basic formation soldier was never taught individual combat. they might have learned some along the way, but didn't get trained. when formations broke, they broke, it was slaughter.>It’s not reach. It’s where you hit.yeah but that same artery is easier to reach with a damn 100cm rapier than a 20cm dagger.a 200cm spear is gonna mog a 100cm sword for artery-severing unless there's a significant powergap between skill levels.kek glad to see a fellow anon who doesn't fellate romans though, fuck muh architecture and culture, give me the comfy a-frame or roundhouse, roast boar and sturdy gallic women.always bugged me that Asterix was a manlet tho, gauls were fucking huge
>>77488420a sword and shield will beat a spear every time, it's practically what it was meant for
>>77488486>nigga spear and shield was war for most of history
>>77483340Dodge twice and fart on her exhausted face
>>77487685The correct response
>>77488219>*slashes you in half*hmph...not worth the effort...
>>77487581I'm also fluent in crossbow so you kniggas can sod off.
>>77487169lmao
>>77484592In all seriousness, I want this nigga to be my wingman and not any of the fat Comic Con losers posted in this thread.
>>77484592I'm in awe of this gay nigga's ability to do that in heels.
>>77483340You dare mock this one’s cultivation?! Junior, you are courting death! Kowtow a hundred times to this uncle, and perhaps he will merely cripple your meridians and place a green hat upon you!
