>struggling on a lift>pretend I'm him>it worksBros what the fuck did I just discover?
ur mom
Same thing happens to me, I always ask myself>what would Arnold do?Always end up benching a fat ass Latina
>>77483588whenever I deadlift I always imagine saving a great man from history from his horse.>STAY PUT GUSTAV ADOLPH SIR! I'LL GET THIS GNARLY BEAST OFF YOU!
>>77483588i never got my 50 in MLG in H3 very sadI hit 45 and was a fucking general in the playlist so i never ranked up fucking bullshit. Every fucker would just start new accounts because the xp to rank up lock kept you stuck forever but i was 12 and didnt know.
>>77483588Halo 3
>>77483655plus i played solo and never 4 stacks fml
>>77483660Bri'ish pee'all be like >'ay-low free
On bench I always imagine Im Goku doing a Kamehameha against Bejita's Gyarikku-ho, if I dont push the weight up then the entire planet will be destroyed.
>>77483588John Halo was like a far future Batman with a lot less to say and an AI waifu that did most of the thinking for him. John Halo was so cool and we will never ever get another protagonist as badass as him again.
>>77483588What do you mean 'pretend'?
>>77483588master chief the most boring character ever? surely you are baitingthis is being like picrel>I DONT WANT TO LET HIM DOWN BROS...
>>77484027You are so much more mature than me, what enlightened hobbies do you pursue? If you'd be so humble to grace a commoner such as myself again.
>>77484027faggot
>>77483655>45 at age 12doubt
>>77483601I always remember "A Nazi lifted today, did you?" And then remember I'm inspiring commies to lift, so I lift harder to stay ahead of them.
>>77484097based
Growing up is realising reach >> 3 and 2
>>77484071You just heckin let master queef down with that post my dude! Master Cheef... return to base immediately for emergency debriefing OVER!
>>77484124Growing up is you kysing yourself because the world is better off without Reachtards
>>77483588>all that mental shit just to bench 95lbssad really
>>77484166Sorry you’re so upset unc
>>77483588Self-hypnosis. I'd like to go into further detail but I don't want to get too /x/ here and I personally stopped doing it because it felt too much like sorcery.
>>77483588>struggling on a lift>pretend I'm being watched and judged by an anime girl>squeeze out one more repMind over matter
>Me when I walk into the gym after having 2 scoops
>>77484293I literally hate Reach mp more than I hate anythingReach campaign is alright thoughFuck Reachtards
>>774850492 scoops of what?
>>77483588Same but I pretend I'm Duke Nukem
>>77484091i swear dude 12 - 13 i had a 45 i spammed the playlist literally all day and night
>>77484349>I don't want to get too /x/By all means bro, please do.
>>77483588I remember reading about a study they did with kids who were given a very difficult puzzle to solve until they quickly gave up. The kids were told to pretend they were batman and try again and they doubled the time and effort they put into solving the puzzle even though they never solved it. Then they were told to try again but this time they were dressed in a batman costume and they tripled their time and effort and some of them actually solved it
>>77485049Is that Erika Kirk?
You discovered you have autism
>>77483588whos that
>>77485171>i swear dude>literallyyou type like someone who wasn't even born yet when Halo 3 original servers were still activeIf you are currently 13 and got 45 on Sunrise then congrats
