Do you get "Gym penis" when youre lifting?
>>77484339your mom does lol
>>77484339certified wogtroon hours
>>77484350Is the trooned wog in the room with us right now?
It only happens when you're sitting down
>>77484346Cooked him
>>77484346unfunny and reddit
>>77484359T. Op
>>77484359t. Chad
>>77484339Well that's why this >>77484353Is in the gym. Blood flow will return immediately
>>77484353how the fuck arent those guys in the back staring right up her asshole. i dont even give a shit if im being recorded, I'm saving that shit to my memory banks to fap to later when I get home
>>77484353i wonder what its like to have your ass be your entire personality
>>77484385As a chad, I respect women so I dont stare at them without their consent
>>77484387And we laughed at Idiocracy when there was a movie titled Ass
>>77484418Sorry I dont watch retarded millenoid slop
>>77484421nta but it's an iconic movie anon, everyone has or should see it. You look retarded by saying that.
>>77484421Based. Faggot millen*ods are mostly basedboys, I rather off myself than see their works
>outing yourself as a zoomerCouldn’t be me
>>77484425>You look retardedThat's a badge of honor for them.
>>77484421It actually pretty zoomer-core complete and utter hyperbole about a world that just got progressively dumber and more dysfunctional.>>77484339We call this stim dick where you take too much preworkout and goes hard flaccid because you're super dehydrated and your parasympathetic nervous system can't really kick enough to relax veins there.
>>77484339Written by a woman
>>77484454seriously. zoomers are proud of being illiterate retards.
>>77484477Ashley is a male name
>>77484339I mostly get it with a hard run, my weeny becomes tiny like it's trying to hide in its skin
Is this the penis health general?I tried practice humping and realized I can't fuck a girl at all, my penis barely gets any movement.
>>77484353how to get a a gf like this????
>>77484492>Can't read>STILL GRADUATECertified scamstitutions
>penis health generalHow do I fix my phimosis. Every time I try stretching it gets sore and ends up tighter. Yes, I'm being gentle. Time is running out please help, bros.
I used to get horrible shrinkage when I played basketball all day and I have a big penis. It's not a bad thing. The rebound effect of the blood blow when you're done running around is good for the dick
>>77484359just like ur mom :^)
>>77484353why do they have to park the bikes right in front of the sexualizer
>>77484421> proceeds to watch remakes of films made by our generation > proceeds to watch marvelslop where you have to watch 50 other movies to get all the references > proceeds to watch movies with elliot page cast as a strong warrior JFL
>>77484511you give money, they give paper. no scam about it
>>77484339Best roots I have are about 1 hour after workout.Lift hard, hydrate, shower. Give the wife a vigorous lunch break fucking.Then feed, and pretend to work for the rest of the day while I read and nap.
>>77484385Here's a great example of something brown people (the creepiest race on earth) don't understand on either a personal or civilizational level. If you creep on girls and they become uncomfortable, they cover up.If you blame girls for being creeped upon, they cover up.If you make female modesty a prestige belief to cope for this, they cover up and make each other cover up.Once girls cover up then you can no longer enjoy their form. Creepiness is self-defeating. But it doesn't end there. Once this point is reached, interaction between the sexes can only become regimented and subject to impersonal bartering. Over the generations, this leads to female ugliness and male homosexuality, and thus you have North Africa, the middle east and India. A huge belt of loser creeps preying on the maddeningly rare scraps of alluring female flesh.To enjoy women fully, men need to exercise a certain amount of understanding, permissiveness and restraint. This may be called being a gentleman, or being liberal in this regard. The attitude comes naturally to the white man. It is alien to the brown.
>>77484808When women see your face(brown) they cover up.
>>77484755
>>77484827You lost, incel.
>>77484385Because all the guys in the back have girlfriends/wives and they wouldn't want their girlfriends/wives to see that.
>>77484353>obvious BBL>still work out (or pretend to)
>shoulder day>cute girl in leggins doing squats in the rack next to me>texting about threesomes with the wife>raging bonerCialis is the greatest preworkout ever. Hell, I popped a boner in McDonalds the other night, like a fucking teenager, and that was in the evening
>>77484755Don't cut yourself on all that edge there troonytoon.
>>77484353It's very rare to actually see a chick like this in the wild where I live. Plenty of regular hot girls in workout clothes, but this particular breed of ultra-thot in matching dayglo workout clothes with the look-at-me-but-don't-look-at-me aesthetic isn't common. Every time I do see it, the entire universe kind of revolves around her in a weird way, like you can see her sucking up attention, good and bad, from everyone around. It's a very strange feeling, leaves a lot of people uncomfortable in her presence for any length of time. It's just an all-around unpleasant vibe.So those dudes are purposely avoiding her, I betcha.
>>77484492When every university is a hedge fund in a trench coat, the incentive for profit is to obtain the students' non-bankruptable slave-debt federal funding by relaxing academic standards.
>>77484834was nta btw, but it sounds like you love marvel movies. being spiritually gay is worse than being actually gay btw
>>77484339My dick has abs, so yes gym penis is real
>>77484808I am Whiter than you.>>77484841Fair enough.
>>77484385Because civilized men prefer women over whores>>77484504Go to the sketchy part of town and offer a homeless hooker to move in with you for free and be your gf
>>77485135>I am Whiter than youClearly not
>>77484353her surgeon is good
>>77484516I completely forgot that I used to have this until you mentioned it. I remember stretching it for long periods of time every day for a month and it went away. It was fairly gentle stretching and I swear I did it for at least 15 minutes at a time. Like a yoga session for my dick skin
>>77484339I get hard when squatting and thinking about gay shit if that's what u meant
>>77484492Ok how is this the zoomers fault the infrastructure failed them completely. It has nothing to do with them.
>>77485028College can suck my dick. Hated it first time around, went back later and hook/crooked my way through to the piece of paper, no regrets. The students should be able to read by adulthood though, holy shit.
>>77484516If it's that tight you should get a surgery that makes a little cut I think without going full Jew and loosens it. I also got mild phimosis but it's mild enough to where it's normal.
>>77484755You will never be a woman
>>77484385They're gay. That's why they're at the gym.
>>77484402as a foid, she consented when she wore that shit
>>77484755>(You) lost because we forced an algorithm to produce a high numberI'm not any of the anons you're responding to, but this is like saying>oh yeah, well my moms can beat up your dad, so there!Its fuckin sad, anon
>>77484957>like a fucking teenagerTeenagers don’t need cialis. You have poopoo old man penis>>77485021>the entire universe kind of revolves around her in a weird wayThis is just your brain thinking she’s hot so much more of your attention is given to her
>>77484353I'd like to have sex with her if you catch my drift
>>77484755good bait desu
>>77484704>>77484755Ellen Page has two scenes in the movie. In the first one she dies. In the second, she's in hell. But yeah making a tranny play a character who exists to deceive others while being deluded of the deception herself isn't on the nose enough for you to realize that the movie is a complete and total subversion of leftism and 'wokeism'
>>77485021go to a state school gym lmao that's every woman there, aside from the 6' powershitters and dykes.
>>77484516phimosis is always curable by stretching. just keep doing it. If you have a short frenulum like me you’re fucked without surgery though. But it’s still way better than before.
>>77485529I saw this too. I thought it was slightly based and almost redeemed itself from the nigger queens. I had to go watch Troy to see a truly hot one again.
>>77484339This is why you look at porn between sets.
>>77485154why are you implying that nice young lady is a whore, anon?
>>77485788Nah. There's regular hot, there's smoking hot, and then there's energy-vacuum shameless thottery. The latter is more of a sexual harassment than anything else.
>>77484499I like when it does that. It feels so cozy. The world outside can't hurt you anymore
>>77486035What kind of incel post is this
I still remember one time in particular probably over 10 years ago after a few hours of pickup basketball on a hot summer day I went home got undressed to take a shower and my penis looked ridiculously small, like significantly smaller than I've ever seen it as an adult. After that I did notice a trend of it being smaller than usual right after cardio especially basketball but that one time was truly something to behold
>>77484339Some guys can have their penis retract similar to how a turtle retracts its head into its shell.
>>77484353So is she latin american or slavic or mediterranean or what
>>77485788College girls dont have that much plastic surgery like the hoe in the post above
>>77486286Shes not a hoe you fucking retard
>>77484339I have gym dick. Its incurable. I gave it to ur mom.
ur mom called. she said she wants more of deez.
>>77484346Dayum OP BTFO much like his mom’s snatch lmao
>>77486347Oh shit a femaleCan i fuck your pussy hoe
>>77484385They're not black
>>77484755There's the trooned wog. Good thing he doesn't go outside.
>>77486440You mean timmies have low test? Sounds about right
>>77484339>gym penisI get horny when I lift and end up looking at porn inbetween setsProbably something to do with T levels
>>77484425I've never seen it and I was born last century.
>>77486283yes
>>77486487Do want a cookie or something?
>>77484516Just get circumcised. A Polish study of 148 men with symptomatic phimosis found significant improvements at ~6 months: IIEF-15 sexual function scores rose substantially (across domains), genital self-image (MGSIS-7) improved, and subclinical depressive symptoms declined modestly. Subjectively, 85.8% reported an improved sexual life, 83.8% were cosmetically satisfied, ~80% had no complications, and 95.3% would recommend the procedure for similar problems.
>>77484385Facts nigga
>>77484339after leg day my dick is shrunk so far down it concerns me.
>>77484346#PWNED
>>77484353Why are women like this
>>77484353What a hideous face.
>>77484755>>77484834I guarantee you look like shit.
>>77487307Lol, rofl, lmao, kek, jej, zozzle, HEHE even
>>77484339Idk about the blood flow desu. I am a grower either way. Probably fucked mine with excessive Wellbutrin usage in my early 20s. Squats and wrong kegel excercises probably fucked me up. Even diagnosed with "neck obstruction" because I can't pee in peace lol. Sex is fine. Using a prostate med usually written to 60 year old men at my age, I have no issues with getting hard atm.
>>77488320>WellbutrinGood goy
>>77485510It is good bait
>>77484385Because gym thots with camera's and women who have a history of being "men bad" or lesbian = life destroyed.So all of those women above who NEED men to stare for content or for a self esteem boost or were looking for a sneaky parking lot fucksession are shit out of luck. The white collar foids are complete shut out of male spaces at their jobs and dykes who want sneaky dick from a gymbro are absolutely livid and have gone on the defensive across social media. But it's too little too late.
>>77484353this is why i wont ever go to a gym to exercise. i really dont wanna get recorded by mfs like her, pointing the camera at both her ass and random people in the background just to make "boo hoo, look at these perverts staring at me while i work out" social media videos. the culture of recording any and every social gathering is what makes me so antisocial. i wanna be able to enjoy my time with other people in public spaces without any commitment, and without the constant anxiety surrounding me ending up on the internet. i dont wanna wear a mask like a creep everywhere either. i wanna be my own private, local person.</vent>
>>77484339i feel a weird flavor of horny about an hour after squats or deadlifts but that's about it
I have gym penis even without going to the gym.
>>77490542we are not talking about your steroid usage, anon
>>77484385The bigger flex is to ignore them.
>>77484346lmao bodied that freak
>>77484339guys... I've been using my normal penis at the gym the whole time
>>77490510>men badWheres the lie? You do know that most heinous crimes are done by men? Most family annihilators and rapists are men
>>77484421I stopped watching TV 20 years ago because it's Jewish propaganda for retards, but idiocracy is one of the few movies actually worth watching
>>77484385You can see one guy turn to the other, say something and they both start laughing at the whore. Whore stocks are at an all time low.
>>77491129
>>77491157Retard alert
>>77491129How embarrassing. Expect a call from the gym management soon
>>77491174Yeah this shit's absolutely oversaturated on top of being fucking pathetic. At a certain point the average man has seen enough and become desensitized and bitter.
>>77491174>>77491771Why do we have a sudden increase of incels here? Jesus fuck
>>77484504Status
>>77485021pretty much, blatantly showing off your body like that just makes everyone feel awkward, japan does it better by berating and scolding these types of women so they feel ashamed and actually dress normally while in the west if you so much as breath in her direction you're a weirdo
>>77492640Nah theres just a lot of incels in japan
>>77484492>unable to read a sentence>still graduate>and are anxious lonersHow many litres of water were consumed by the fucking AI that wrote this garbage?
>>77494167Actually quite common in the usa. Many such cases. Sad!
>>77484339>Do you get "Gym penis" when youre lifting?Sure, but who cares?
>>77484346lmfao bodied that trooned out wog
38, I lift hard every 3rd day, keto, i coom 3-5 times a day especially on a gym day.
>>77484339>well that sure is a relief, all these massive ass gym niggers must actually have a microscopic baby penis>when your testosterone is high it shrinks your dingdong and ya testicles
>>77484339When I go to the gym it's just another time to show off what I got going on so naturally my penis becomes fully erect
>>77484504Die and reincarnate as a chad
I don’t know. I’ve seen old boomer dong at my gym because they just shower, walk to the sink naked, shave their face, and make the locker their personal home. There’s a gay couple at my gym also, and I saw them kissing while walking to the sauna and I found it more disgusting than seeing old boomer dong.
>>77496242Why are you a bigot
>>77491135> Overgeneralization is a reasoning error where broad conclusions are drawn from limited evidence, often leading to inaccurate assumptions about a group or situation. This can manifest as statements like "most heinous crimes are done by men" based on a few negative examples
>>77491174A hot girl decides to show off her asshole and your laughing... You're fucking laughing
>>77494167They've been lowering academic standards for so long to not offend niggers that wouldn't qualify that now people can graduate high school and get into university barely even being able to read.It's not a joke, it's real. They also graduate from universities too.
>>77484385because (as you can see by all the replies to your comment) western men are too cucked to stare at women and objectify them, not realizing those sluts actually like itand they're not hot enough to get away with it
>>77484516i got circumcised late broif you have the nerve, try with stretching. but if you decide do decide to get cut, i can't stress this clearly enough - TELL THEM TO KEEP THE FRENULUM and make the cut as LOOSE as possiblethe more tissue you keep the better. and all the tissue you keep will swell up like a hat for over a year. which is weird but also fun. these days im fine with my dick body image. its obviously cut but half the head is covered, and so is the edge of the head, which im happy about. i accepted it, and i love it when my gympenis shows. i've had plenty sluts show total adoration for it (in my country is not the norm to be cut) so its not a problem.godspeed bro.
>>77484957quit eating mcgoyslop and you probably won't need boner pills anymore
>>77498359Is this your final cope, huh? Worthless moid
>>77500980I‘m sorry daddy didn‘t love you enough or touched you, anon.
>>77484339>be landwhale>want to fuck gymbros but they say i stink>oh i know>i will spread the rumour that going to the gym makes your dick small>that will teach themI hate women so fucking much.
>>77484516I tried all kinds of shit but the one thing that actually worked was a set of stretching rings called PhimoStop. They’re more expensive but the cheaper ones didn’t work for me at all. You have to tape them to get them to stay in and wear them for like 8-12 hours a day. 100% worth it though, I was going to get circumcised if they didn’t work.
>>77484339Of course it's a real thing, it's why statues in Greece and Rome have small dicks, because they're supposed to be fit youths with a pump. Look it up.
>>77484339((((Ashley kike))))
>>77493660non sequitur >>77498919This is why college degrees are now worth so little. Jobs used to just do IQ tests to applicants. Then were told that was bad. So they used college degrees as IQ proxies. >>77498957This. If you look good, and are confident in yourself, don't hide it, check them blatantly. They love it
>>77485529What kind kf cope is this? The slop is still slop even if you try to put a "based" spin on it. Nolan has not made anything worth watching since The Prestige.
>>77491775>suddenGo back to wherever the fuck you came from, faggot.
>>77484425I love that movie, there’s a lot of little details to it that are congruent with our modern culture, such as the upper class being super jacked and blasting trt/roids and the vast majority of the lower class being obese and brown. Also the country is basically a surveillance state in that movie where you’re effectively barred from participating in society if you’re poor through its credit system.
>>77498919I went to law school with some foreign students who couldn't even cobble a sentence togeteher in English. I have no idea how any of them passed any class except by cheating and getting someone else to do the work for them.
>>77484339Yeah but this happens for virtually any strenuous physical activity for me. Always happened when I played sports growing up, lifting is no different.
Alarmist nonsense headline. Erectile disfunction is an early indicator of high blood pressure and related conditions. This is how Viagra, originally a blood pressure medication, works to make your dick hard. Every ED case that doesn't involve actual castration is just a fat person with high blood pressure. Lifting strenuously can spike your blood pressure temporarily, but that's secondary to being obese or a roidtranny destroying their body with chemicals (tomato skin).
>>77486796Stop, he's fat enough already.
>>77495392>>77498919You can thank that faggot retard GWB and his gaggle of zionist handlers for "No Child Left Behind".
>>77487666This shit probably goes so hard if you're Indian
