>>77484339
your mom does lol

>>77484339
certified wogtroon hours

>>77484350
Is the trooned wog in the room with us right now?

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It only happens when you're sitting down

>>77484346
Cooked him

>>77484346
unfunny and reddit

>>77484359
T. Op

>>77484359
t. Chad

>>77484339
Well that's why this >>77484353
Is in the gym. Blood flow will return immediately

>>77484353
how the fuck arent those guys in the back staring right up her asshole. i dont even give a shit if im being recorded, I'm saving that shit to my memory banks to fap to later when I get home

>>77484353
i wonder what its like to have your ass be your entire personality

>>77484385
As a chad, I respect women so I dont stare at them without their consent

>>77484387
And we laughed at Idiocracy when there was a movie titled Ass

>>77484418
Sorry I dont watch retarded millenoid slop

>>77484421
nta but it's an iconic movie anon, everyone has or should see it. You look retarded by saying that.

>>77484421
Based. Faggot millen*ods are mostly basedboys, I rather off myself than see their works

>outing yourself as a zoomer
Couldn’t be me

>>77484425
>You look retarded
That's a badge of honor for them.

>>77484421
It actually pretty zoomer-core complete and utter hyperbole about a world that just got progressively dumber and more dysfunctional.
>>77484339
We call this stim dick where you take too much preworkout and goes hard flaccid because you're super dehydrated and your parasympathetic nervous system can't really kick enough to relax veins there.

>>77484339
Written by a woman

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>>77484454
seriously. zoomers are proud of being illiterate retards.

>>77484477
Ashley is a male name

>>77484339
I mostly get it with a hard run, my weeny becomes tiny like it's trying to hide in its skin

Is this the penis health general?
I tried practice humping and realized I can't fuck a girl at all, my penis barely gets any movement.

>>77484353
how to get a a gf like this????

>>77484492
>Can't read
>STILL GRADUATE
Certified scamstitutions

>penis health general
How do I fix my phimosis. Every time I try stretching it gets sore and ends up tighter. Yes, I'm being gentle. Time is running out please help, bros.

I used to get horrible shrinkage when I played basketball all day and I have a big penis. It's not a bad thing. The rebound effect of the blood blow when you're done running around is good for the dick

>>77484359
just like ur mom :^)

>>77484353
why do they have to park the bikes right in front of the sexualizer

>>77484421
> proceeds to watch remakes of films made by our generation
> proceeds to watch marvelslop where you have to watch 50 other movies to get all the references
> proceeds to watch movies with elliot page cast as a strong warrior
JFL

>>77484511
you give money, they give paper. no scam about it

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>>77484704
>proceeds to watch movies with elliot page cast as a strong warrior
You lost. You and your ilk will be dead soon, mark my words. Ill be the one to shoot you in the back of your worthless head, incel.

>>77484339
Best roots I have are about 1 hour after workout.
Lift hard, hydrate, shower. Give the wife a vigorous lunch break fucking.
Then feed, and pretend to work for the rest of the day while I read and nap.

>>77484385
Here's a great example of something brown people (the creepiest race on earth) don't understand on either a personal or civilizational level.

If you creep on girls and they become uncomfortable, they cover up.

If you blame girls for being creeped upon, they cover up.

If you make female modesty a prestige belief to cope for this, they cover up and make each other cover up.

Once girls cover up then you can no longer enjoy their form. Creepiness is self-defeating.

But it doesn't end there. Once this point is reached, interaction between the sexes can only become regimented and subject to impersonal bartering. Over the generations, this leads to female ugliness and male homosexuality, and thus you have North Africa, the middle east and India. A huge belt of loser creeps preying on the maddeningly rare scraps of alluring female flesh.

To enjoy women fully, men need to exercise a certain amount of understanding, permissiveness and restraint. This may be called being a gentleman, or being liberal in this regard. The attitude comes naturally to the white man. It is alien to the brown.

>>77484808
When women see your face(brown) they cover up.

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>>77484827
You lost, incel.

>>77484385
Because all the guys in the back have girlfriends/wives and they wouldn't want their girlfriends/wives to see that.

>>77484353

>obvious BBL
>still work out (or pretend to)

>shoulder day
>cute girl in leggins doing squats in the rack next to me
>texting about threesomes with the wife
>raging boner
Cialis is the greatest preworkout ever. Hell, I popped a boner in McDonalds the other night, like a fucking teenager, and that was in the evening

>>77484755
Don't cut yourself on all that edge there troonytoon.

>>77484353
It's very rare to actually see a chick like this in the wild where I live. Plenty of regular hot girls in workout clothes, but this particular breed of ultra-thot in matching dayglo workout clothes with the look-at-me-but-don't-look-at-me aesthetic isn't common. Every time I do see it, the entire universe kind of revolves around her in a weird way, like you can see her sucking up attention, good and bad, from everyone around. It's a very strange feeling, leaves a lot of people uncomfortable in her presence for any length of time. It's just an all-around unpleasant vibe.

So those dudes are purposely avoiding her, I betcha.

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>>77484492
When every university is a hedge fund in a trench coat, the incentive for profit is to obtain the students' non-bankruptable slave-debt federal funding by relaxing academic standards.

>>77484834
was nta btw, but it sounds like you love marvel movies. being spiritually gay is worse than being actually gay btw

>>77484339
My dick has abs, so yes gym penis is real

>>77484808
I am Whiter than you.
>>77484841
Fair enough.

>>77484385
Because civilized men prefer women over whores
>>77484504
Go to the sketchy part of town and offer a homeless hooker to move in with you for free and be your gf

>>77485135
>I am Whiter than you
Clearly not

>>77484353
her surgeon is good

>>77484516
I completely forgot that I used to have this until you mentioned it. I remember stretching it for long periods of time every day for a month and it went away. It was fairly gentle stretching and I swear I did it for at least 15 minutes at a time. Like a yoga session for my dick skin

>>77484339
I get hard when squatting and thinking about gay shit if that's what u meant

>>77484492
Ok how is this the zoomers fault the infrastructure failed them completely. It has nothing to do with them.

>>77485028
College can suck my dick. Hated it first time around, went back later and hook/crooked my way through to the piece of paper, no regrets. The students should be able to read by adulthood though, holy shit.

>>77484516
If it's that tight you should get a surgery that makes a little cut I think without going full Jew and loosens it. I also got mild phimosis but it's mild enough to where it's normal.

>>77484755
You will never be a woman

>>77484385
They're gay. That's why they're at the gym.

>>77484402
as a foid, she consented when she wore that shit

>>77484755
>(You) lost because we forced an algorithm to produce a high number
I'm not any of the anons you're responding to, but this is like saying
>oh yeah, well my moms can beat up your dad, so there!
Its fuckin sad, anon

>>77484957
>like a fucking teenager
Teenagers don’t need cialis. You have poopoo old man penis
>>77485021
>the entire universe kind of revolves around her in a weird way
This is just your brain thinking she’s hot so much more of your attention is given to her

>>77484353
I'd like to have sex with her if you catch my drift

>>77484755
good bait desu

>>77484704
>>77484755
Ellen Page has two scenes in the movie. In the first one she dies. In the second, she's in hell. But yeah making a tranny play a character who exists to deceive others while being deluded of the deception herself isn't on the nose enough for you to realize that the movie is a complete and total subversion of leftism and 'wokeism'

>>77485021
go to a state school gym lmao that's every woman there, aside from the 6' powershitters and dykes.

>>77484516
phimosis is always curable by stretching. just keep doing it. If you have a short frenulum like me you’re fucked without surgery though. But it’s still way better than before.

>>77485529
I saw this too. I thought it was slightly based and almost redeemed itself from the nigger queens. I had to go watch Troy to see a truly hot one again.

>>77484339
This is why you look at porn between sets.

>>77485154
why are you implying that nice young lady is a whore, anon?

>>77485788
Nah. There's regular hot, there's smoking hot, and then there's energy-vacuum shameless thottery. The latter is more of a sexual harassment than anything else.

>>77484499
I like when it does that. It feels so cozy. The world outside can't hurt you anymore

>>77486035
What kind of incel post is this

I still remember one time in particular probably over 10 years ago after a few hours of pickup basketball on a hot summer day I went home got undressed to take a shower and my penis looked ridiculously small, like significantly smaller than I've ever seen it as an adult. After that I did notice a trend of it being smaller than usual right after cardio especially basketball but that one time was truly something to behold

>>77484339
Some guys can have their penis retract similar to how a turtle retracts its head into its shell.

>>77484353
So is she latin american or slavic or mediterranean or what

>>77485788
College girls dont have that much plastic surgery like the hoe in the post above

>>77486286
Shes not a hoe you fucking retard

>>77484339
I have gym dick. Its incurable. I gave it to ur mom.

ur mom called. she said she wants more of deez.

>>77484346
Dayum OP BTFO much like his mom’s snatch lmao

>>77486347
Oh shit a female
Can i fuck your pussy hoe

>>77484385
They're not black

>>77484755
There's the trooned wog. Good thing he doesn't go outside.

>>77486440
You mean timmies have low test? Sounds about right

>>77484339
>gym penis
I get horny when I lift and end up looking at porn inbetween sets

Probably something to do with T levels

>>77484425
I've never seen it and I was born last century.

>>77486283
yes

>>77486487
Do want a cookie or something?

>>77484516
Just get circumcised. A Polish study of 148 men with symptomatic phimosis found significant improvements at ~6 months: IIEF-15 sexual function scores rose substantially (across domains), genital self-image (MGSIS-7) improved, and subclinical depressive symptoms declined modestly. Subjectively, 85.8% reported an improved sexual life, 83.8% were cosmetically satisfied, ~80% had no complications, and 95.3% would recommend the procedure for similar problems.

>>77484385
Facts nigga

>>77484339
after leg day my dick is shrunk so far down it concerns me.

>>77484346
#PWNED

>>77484353
Why are women like this

>>77484353
What a hideous face.

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>>77484834
I guarantee you look like shit.

>>77487307
Lol, rofl, lmao, kek, jej, zozzle, HEHE even

>>77484339
Idk about the blood flow desu. I am a grower either way. Probably fucked mine with excessive Wellbutrin usage in my early 20s. Squats and wrong kegel excercises probably fucked me up. Even diagnosed with "neck obstruction" because I can't pee in peace lol. Sex is fine. Using a prostate med usually written to 60 year old men at my age, I have no issues with getting hard atm.