>>77485681
thats cool your dad supports you doing something positive
why doesnt dad come lift with you?

>>77485681
Wholesome dad alert

sometimes, before I head into the gym, I’ll spend a few minutes in my vehicle finger fucking my own asshole with each finger. Then I’ll proceed into the gym and straight to lifting the weights and using the equipment

>>77485681
this but I'm 22 and it's my mom. i'm teaching her how to lift on some days thoughbeit. she's doing very well, likely because she was a flyer in college.

>>77485681
I go to a small town 24/7 gym without staff and people tend to just not take care of it. Weights all over the place, cable attachments scattered, etc. My OCD is so bad that I regularly tidy up the gym between sets. It just wanna train in a nice clean gym, /fit/.

>>77485681
I love lifting weights but I dislike "fitness" culture. I lift cause every girl I have dated got fat so I dumped them, every single time.

>>77485681
He doesn't join you?

>>77485755
thats sick
but what i like to do is use my cock pump before i drive to the gym so i have a nice swollen gym cock ready
I even wear underwear with the extra pouch for your balls just to make my dick look even thicker

My friends think I'm losing weight and building muscles to get a girlfriend, but in reality I just want to be strong for my mom.

>>77485681
I have some maximum strength mexican viagra
would the extra blood flow help my muscles get gains?

>>77485864
almost every underwear has a ball pouch tho

>>77485917
god bless you

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>>77485681
I am the true GOD


Fuck Yahweh and Jehovah

>>77485681
White people guilt of doing something collectively moment (OP's family member helps him, this is no no, only brown people are allowed to do this)

>>77485681
My virginity is self inflicted and entirely my fault because I have purposely screwed up good chances out of fear and autism

i like working out but after my workout while im drinking my protein shake i feel empty inside

>>77486193
with the exception of Meds/Balkan Slavs I have noticed White people of both ends of the direction brain are like this especially nordniggers and germanicniggers

>>77486205
yeah, every virgin says that
>haha dude im totally a virgin because i had so many great chances but i just didnt see it haha so many girls wanted me but i was too dumb haha
crazy ego on you guys

I think I can pretty confidently say that I'm the biggest loser on /fit/. My life is so pathetic that most people wouldn't even believe it.

>>77486290
only one way to go but up then

>>77485681
how is that a confession?

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>>77485937
no they don't

>>77485720
>>77485857
He's not into weighlifting, but sometimes he goes to the pool and does some laps.

>>77485681
I am a very obviously strong big dude but I intentionally dont wear my glasses because im shy and don't like being stared at.
I lift because it when I feel the most peace not because I want to be a chad

>>77485917
wholesome post

Since I split with my child's mother a few months ago because she's a disloyal attention slut, I've been encouraging her to eat and buying her high calorie food while I've been consistently losing weight. She's already overweight but I want her to get obese while I get shredded. Am I evil?

>>77485681
I'm 39, and my mom sometimes drives me to work (about once a month, when she's heading that way anyway). We don't live together, but we live very close by, and our whole family lives within a 15min drive. We also go shopping together. When I was doing something like Smolov Jr for bench to increase my max, I called her to ask her to come over and spot me. The funny thing is, it sounds like we're very close and have a good relationship, but actually we don't really like each other that much and just make an effort to get along.

>>77486496
Nah force feed the hambeast until she dies and get custody.
Its not your fault she's a fat retard

im almost 35, have never owned a car, only driven a few times in my life and not for almost a decade.

>>77485681
When I was 17 I met a friend of a friend of a friend and he gave me a bag of "drugs" he supposedly stole, because he thought they would be safe with me. The bag contained pink tablets with a fancy shape so I figured it was ecstasy. A few months passed and I never saw the guy again so I tried a tablet and it didn't really do anything. The next few weeks I tried upping the dose, never felt anything. So then I googled what I'm dealing with, turned out it was Dianabol. I didn't know anything about roids at the time, and I didn't do any research either, I just started taking 1 tablet every day until I ran out to see what happens, and no, I didn't lift, either. Ultimately nothing happened, never noticed anything and my body didn't change, but I did have (mental) symptoms of low testosterone for many years. Obviously, it could have been anything, but it doesn't help messing with your hormones while in puberty. So now I guess I'm not natty lol.

>>77485766
Your mom can fly??

>>77486537
Oh, and while we are at it, when I was like 3 or 4 I found my aunts birth control pills and I took some of them, so I guess I've been on tranny HRT, too. They took me to the doc and were told it was not a big deal. I've always had a retarded fascination for pills and drugs and what they could do, it's like a fascination with magic.

>>77486480
this is exactly my life. Dad takes me to the gym and then he goes to pool to do some swimming

>>77485856
Fitness culture is cancer
Actual fitness is hygiene

>>77486537
Mental symptoms of low test is from excessive fapping and abusing the input centers of your brain

Literally any media esque input lowers test
Learn to sit in silence

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>>77486540
>flyer
cheer position that involves being lifted and often doing air moves, like picrel

Contracted genital herpes as a teenager. It hasn't really changed my life, there are almost no symptoms, I always use condoms with my girlfriend and she's had numerous tests(for other reasons) and always came out clean, but I didn't tell her I have this issue. Lately she's been asking me to nut inside her and I refused. She now thinks I don't find her attractive. Apparently every woman wants to be rawdogged and filled up. I guess I have to hop on meds.

>>77485681
i saw a guy post his phenomenal physique on /int/ almost 2 years ago which motivated me to go hit the gym.

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im fond of opiates, and my very slim social life is nearly gone. But im kinda fine with it

>>77486964
I don't even fap more than once a week, and I am probably the most stoic and grounded and media averse person you can imagine. I consume like 95% less media than the average person. I do not watch TV, I do not watch movies, I do not watch youtube or twitch, I do not play video games. I do not use social media apart from forums. I've never had instagram or tiktok. My last facebook post was like 8 years ago. My phone screen time is like 30 minutes per day and that's me reading news or checking the weather or steps / sleep tracker. I don't actually spend much time here, either. I follow some sports, and that's about it. That all has nothing to do with what I meant, though. I've had a tough period of social and general anxiety that came out of nowhere and coincided with the time I took the Dbol. It's really just a guess, but it's possible that I crashed my test at the time and it took years to recover. Maybe that's complete bullshit, I just think it's weird that I went from confident and zero anxiety to completely crippled autist and then, after many years, back to normal.

I have a better physique than most people in the world but it doesn't matter because I'm 5'5

>>77487125
lmao