ITT: Health/Fitness scams you can't believe people actually fell for
That building muscle will cure the sad thoughts in your head.
>>77487062Hydraulic resistence machines.
>>77487062>3g of protein per lb of bodyweight for maintenance
Vibration plates for anyone who isn't bedridden
>>77487063Curls for the girls
>>77487063>muh sad thoughts
>>77487148Yeah you sound real happy
>>77487063Damn anon why you gotta ruin my good day like that
>>77487062creatine
>>77487063works on my machine
>>77487063it literally does though
>>77487062Shake-weight was kino.
Free weights are superiorTurkesteroneAnything non steroidal that raises testosteroneAll supplements except wheyEtcEtc
>>77487062Juicero is such a good modern metaphor. Roundabout, wasteful, awkward way of getting juice instead of just buying and eating a fucking orange. Or better yet pick one off a tree
>>77487063well, I don't feel good, but it does help sometimes to think about how much worse i'd feel trapped inside a horrible unhealthy body
>>77487525It's was worse than that.
>>77487916Thanks for elaborating
>>77487062My boomer aunt ordered something similar to the foot pads.She paid $50 for 2 and didn't seem to understand it was on a recurring subscriptionHad to write an angry email telling the deutchland turks to fuck offThen last month she ordered some "weight loss pills" for $200. It was just a typical supplement stavk with various shit in it lol, which I made her fucking return (lost $40 to shipping because the postal service here is a fucking scam)Got her some tirz instead, which she knows works because she lost 4kg in 2 months last year after I got her a vial to try.Needless to say, retired boomers with houses paid for tend to buy the dumbest shit
>>77487062six pack shortcuts
>>77487062Thinking cow milk meant for baby cows is healthy for humans
>>77487062>Detox Foot PadsDid this actually make any money? I'm a fool to work for a living. I need to invent products that do nothing so people pay me for them. Detox Mood Rings and shit.
>>77487063>>77487148
>>77487062They still fall for it.
>>77488243god this is the cringiest fucking shit I still don't know how people fall for this
>>77488349What is it even "supposed" to do
>>77488405I legitimately don't know. Probably the same thing as an ace wrap, but disposable? So you're just throwing your fucking money away each time you use it
>>77487168This actually works though. I encoursge people to read the research of Dr. Andreas Kalcker Along with DMSO. These are two of the most effective remedies on earth for for a range of applications. DMSO should be in every home and medicine cabinet. Athletes use it topically for injuries. It is effective for TBIs>DMSO is an effective pain killer, blocking nerveconduction fibers that produce pain. It reducesinflammation and swelling by reducing inflammatorychemicals. It improves blood supply to an area of injuryby dilating blood vessels and increasing delivery ofoxygen and by reducing blood platelet stickiness. Itstimulates healing, which is a key to its usefulness inany condition. It is among the most potent free radicalscavengers known to man, if not the most potent one.
>>77487168shalom
>>77487063It does
>>77487063Lifting can help with depressive symptoms that are tied to things like self-esteem, perceived desirability, etc, but yeah it's not going to flush your brain with "happy chemicals" the same way intense steady state aerobic exercise does. When I do cardio for over an hour (like when I go to my gym's spin classes), im BUZZING for a good 4+ hours afterwards. If i'm really going through it in life I will sometimes do 2 sessions a day to keep that high going. Lifting heavy = to gain confidence / self-esteemIntense cardio = for brain flush
>>77487063The attempt is what does that. Results are irrelevant
>>77488427>just drink bleach brono thanksand while we're at it post body
>>77488427>>77488445not him but nice samefagging>not putting industrial bleaching agent in your water makes you jewishkek, this thread is mocking the very type of schizo you are
>>77488489The fda are correct and their guidlines have no conflicts to their advice you took and parrot. No refunds btw>>77488494Ad hominem
>>77488243>>77488349>>77488405When I played rugby, we had a prop who's shoulders were like, ripped near the scapula or something and he's get his scapula tapped into a retracted position before every game/practice or else he wouldn't be able to brace properly. It's just tape, you use it to work around injury. It isn't some kind of magic rune shit though. There are real uses though.
>>77488405>>77488406>>77488535One explanation I read was for injuries. If your limb is taped down with it in a certain position, it should give you an idea of how to keep it in that place and avoid moving it.
>>77487067We had one of these at my MMA gym and it was excellent for cardio and leg strength
>>77488535This, k-tape has it's purpose. My daughter is in cross country but would keep getting partial patella subluxion, bit of k-tape before runs would help the knee cap track better. Or help her keep in a gate that prevented the subluxion, idk. But it worked.
>>77488678Thats beyond stupid
These retarded masks.You're only limiting the amount of air you breathe, not the oxygen concentration.
>>77487062All of it really>Ab lounge>Atkins >south beach >Shake weight>slim fastOzempic will of course be next, and people will see the ads about if you took this during when youre entitled to money. Hard work excercise and diet is the simplest arithmetic, it's the tried and true method, but lazy people want to cut corners or find a "hack", so they spend small fortunes and actually adversely affect their health instead of just putting in the effort, and it never changes cause they didnt change the behaviors that made them a pig in the first place, so it's only a matter of time.
