/fit/ confessions>be me>start lifting>quickly (few months if that) reach bench 125 5x5, ohp 105 5x5, dl 305 5x1>thought I was doing 1pl8 and 3pl8 bench and dl because I didnt realize it was a lmao35lb bar>keep repping those numbers for 50+ sessions straight without increasing weight>lift off and on for a few years but very rarely increase weight, by the end I am benching 155 for 5x5>life circumstances change, stop lifting for yearsJust started again last month and this time instead of being a faggot I am gonna increase weight frequently and lift consistently. Next year I am gonna hit 1/2/3/4 and in 2 years I am gonna be a sick cunt.
>>77489770i imagine the ass smell of all the beautiful women I see at the gym
I listen to Donna Summer when I lift.Specifically the songs where she moans really loud.
>>77489770>spend my 20's mostly rooning and doing callisthenics monkey stuff>on and off for random periods of time>years with little to no progress>literally 1st time in the commercial gym at the ripe old age of 33>iron discipline working out every other day for 8 months straight>best streak of my entire life>finally lifts are getting progressively better>best shape of my life>mfw I could have looked like an absolute unit if I starded 10 years earlier>mfw I wasted my peak years playing vidya and drinking with friends>mfw I'll never catch up to the man I could have beenLife is truly depressing. You make most important decisions while you're still young and stupid. It's never too late to turn your life around, yet you will never make up for the years you've wasted.
>>77489770the only lifts I do now are the big 4, pull ups, and rear delt flys
>>77489861>>77489770>mfw I could have looked like an absolute unit if I starded 10 years earlier>mfw I wasted my peak years playing vidya and drinking with friends>mfw I'll never catch up to the man I could have beeni tell myself that i start where i do and end where i will
>>77489861I'll do you one better>be fat kid my entire life>have a go at fitness as a "late bloomer" (by scooby's standards) at the old age of 21>quit after 6 months and some progress due to family catastrophes and resulting depression>spend my 20s obese isolated in my room, videogames literally kept me alive (but not much more)>get a job at 30, still obese, still no respect from anyone, lose job eventually>turn 32, decide it's unbearable>go to calisthenics as no money for gym>2 years progress now and going strongI'm 34 and wasted basically all my life so far. I have almost nothing except a working body (thank you God) and limitless potential. However I don't regret anything. I'm past regret, I'm so grateful to be alive. Why are you such a sad cunt, more precisely why do you choose to be such a sad cunt?
>>77489861>i'm look great at 22 but it means nothing because i'm 5'7"better to have known you always could have than to try and realize you never could have
>>77489770I am extremely self conscious about my calves being shit so I train them every single gym session, 3 sets once at the start and again 3 sets at the end. Every time. At least now they just look meh instead of extremely weak.I don't train my core much beyond bodyweight stuff.
>>77490269what happened to their son?
>>77490894he finally bloomed on the last panel