>>77499380God forbid one of them falls into the sea.
Dont judge them at least theyre trying anon
>tfw no goblinx generalngmi
>>77499380Would the chick in orange on the far left. Massive, yet shapely, ass.
>>77499394when they said we were getting 40 acres and a mule.
>>77499380imagine having to strategically place phones around your house because you're too fat to stand up
>>77501847This >person's life literally has no value
>>77501847That canvas tarp with handles she mentioned, we call it the whale tarp btwT. Ex-ems
>>77501866Those emergency calls get billed to insurance. There's definitely a "value" there.
>>77501879Fatty caddy
>>77501879back when I was a baby emt one of the first calls we got during my field training was for a 400lb woman complaining of difficulty breathing after her home oxygen machine broke. seeing the bariatric ambulance for the first time was wild because i never thought an ambulance would need a winch in the patient compartment to pull the gurney up ramps. she threw a tantrum the whole time because of how 'embarrassing' it was for her.
>>77501879>>77501951any more /fph/-worthy stories?
>>77501962had one dude who due to obesity and chf was completely bed bound and refused to take any of his meds, he called us for back pain that'd started like 2 prior and when we rolled him over to look at his back he had these necrotic ulcers that were filled with maggots across his back and ass. i had to leave the room to vomit at the smell and so did a couple firefighters.another was memorable not because the patient was obese, but because of how the family. it was a code on this 400lb woman who had a trach and was already on a home vent. of course she's on the 4th floor of this apartment complex and the whole place is filled with stuff floor to ceiling with tiny alleys to walk. while we're doing cpr on this woman in a hot ass apartment where the windows are blocked by junk piled in front of it her fucking son is facetiming people while walking in and out of the scene yelling "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME MOM! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TODAY! COULDN'T YOU WAIT FOR [some other person] TO BE HERE INSTEAD?!?!?!?" i'm doing compressions while this guy is pointing his phone at me to show his friends and family that his mom is dead. by the time we ended up calling it several other family members (who were very fat) had shown up and started accusing us of not doing everything we could because she was black and obese. when the cops showed up to take custody of the body they started yelling at the cops to arrest us for 'murdering her.'that one ended up getting investigated by the state because the family kicked up so much dirt.
>>77501908By driving up everyone else's premiums so a couple rich jews get richer?
>>77501962I never had any crazy fatties or anything but working in ems, you do get a special hatred for people extra-loved by gravity. The fatties that call ems seem to have a habit of living in homes with tight-ass, maze-like hallways and when we went to their homes they'd always be at the end like some kind of reward for clearing a dungeon. Or maybe they stuff themselves away as some kind of subconscious desire to hide their repulsive form from the rest of the world. Either way I always got pissed off because it was a pain in the ass maneuvering the stretchers through their narrow labyrinthine hallways.I do have some stories but they aren't fph related, just weird ass people so I'll save them for when an appropriate thread comes up someday.
>>77501951>i never thought an ambulance would need a winch in the patient compartment to pull the gurney up ramps.what is that? do you have a reference pic?
been skinny all my life but am getting fat
shut the fuck up you fatphobes
>>77501847whoever this is needs to end their life if they see no problem with this hideous waste of oxygen and healthy people's time their meat vessel has become
>>77502006Their obese mother was dying/dead and all they were thinking about was how to manipulate more gibsmedats out of the state.
>>77502407>what is that? do you have a reference pic?it was like picrel with the gurney and the ramps, then on the ceiling inside the patient compartment was a winch like you'd see on the front of a truck that we clipped to the back of the gurney to pull it inside.
>>77502413Yeah, shut up you fatphobes or the fatties will use their jiu fatsu on you!
>>77502468I hate fatties.
>>77501468bc there's already a goblinx general that the dumb op forgot to add /fph/
>>77502610Based
>>77501959The scars are one thing and that does suck. But the fact that she doesnt mention losing weight once means she isnt "working on herself"
>>77501959This really does especially suck because honestly I don't know what the scars look like but I can guarantee that if she was not obscenely obese as she stated herself with no ass or tits then men could probably Overlook that if she lost a decent amount of weight and had skin revision surgery and went to the gym to actually build up an ass then she could probably find multiple men more than willing
>>77502407around here hunter tend to have a winch on their truck to pull up a boar onto the truck bedi imagine it's something similar for fatties lol
>>77502610what am I looking at? can I get a qrd?
>>77502571
>>77499380>fph>posts thicc juicy kweens
>>77502462imagine applying even a quarter of that effort to actually train and not be fat.
>>77503002If you aren't into fat bitches you're literally retarded. Sorry anons
>>77503002[spoiler]wood[/spoiler]
>>77501959Sounds like there's a market out there for any man brave enough. You could charge a premium as well.
>>77503002How can you find this attractive?
>>77503576Cuz im not a faggot
>>77503674You may not be a faggot but you have a disturbingly low bar.
>>77503002Love the shape and proportions but CHRIST its too much. Way too much. Too much cellulite, too much ass, she looks like she cant wash proper. Like super huge tits, it just starts being gross when I just know its yeasty under those floppy things. At any rate, it's not exactly fair to only post the fatties that have a pretty good fat distribution when most of them are all guts no tits no ass, or they might have huge tits but you know damn well the second that bra comes off those things are somehow flat and just sag to her cavernous belly button.
>>77499380>limp wrist faggot with a small one starts the thread off by posting weapons grade erection fuel
So sexy right? Those curves!
>>77503744
>>77503796This fat pig’s whole life and personality is eating.
once you're done with the selft hate and cope come to /fat/ and lets get you back to normal weight
>>77503576If your first girlfriend happened to be fat/chubby, you might always be nostalgic for that. Also, sometimes a thick teacher with Pixar mom bod proportions will get you into the thick meme
>>77503796Surprised how low in calories these items are. Is she lying?
>>77503830Yeah, take off the ultra compression.
>>77501951I remember an early emt story from this board before I'd given up on life, I used to read fph threads to motivate myself and one emt pulled a diabetics foot clean off the bone.
>>77503851I still would. I don't care if I'm already at the point where our clothes are coming off and it's time for me to stick my penis I side of her. I've done it before. It's no big deal (literally).
>>77499380Lmao
>>77502610Thank you for your service, king
>>77502701here's your qrd
>>77503936What a coping whiney bitch. Yes, yes you do look obese. Shockingly you're only overweight by BMI, but if you want sex specific body fat percent youre absolutely ridiculously overfat. Youre about 2ft wide from the side. You have a caterpillar gut when you sit. AVERAGE SIZE DOESNT MEAN GOOD SIZE. Size 2, 4, 6? Those are where adult women should be. How are you 10 above that and think because everyone else is that its ok or good? >im old!>I've had babies!Old folks used to be way more likely to be UNDERWEIGHT because as their TDEE drops off so does appetite. My wife has had two kids and she's a size 2 to 4 depending on brand.
>>77503002
>>77501959this is fucking brutal, desu i kinda want some ice cream myself now. draw the line somewhere
>>77503986
>>77503999For those who cant read a scatterplot, observe just how bad things really are. Thus was 2023, where's the skelly epidemic? Where's the pANAc?
>>77503989Plz no I'm on nofap til my waifu takes me out of the doghouse
>>77503796the food looks really good ngl
>>77501959Many men die virgins too, that's life.
>>77502462>Fatty cant even conceive of taking an extra step back so his gun isn't pulled from his greasy finger before he has a chance to fire
>>77502468>Get a blockOf cheese??Do haes fatties really???
>>77503002How is she not pregnant
>>77503975She's got a joocy ass tho idk
>>77503796who tf orders beef stew at Disney?
>>77503796The other day i got a match on tinder (i just swipe whatever the fuck looks mildly okay) and this fucking 49 yo amorphous blob messages me first. Her name was "curvy girl", which its two lies in just two words. Her message was a wink emoji and i blocked the fuck out of her. In my defense, she had cushing syndrome or something because her first pic were her "skinny" legs sitting on a car in POV. I hate women so fucking much.
>>77503830In my case was pixar mom bod teachers. Im not into hamplanets, just ACTUAL curvy women.
>>77501959Nigga, ive done a few gfs with physical disabilities, im talking actual deformities and semibald hamplanets that smell like actual shit. How fucking bad has this bitch to be? I get the "setting the bar low thing" when you are on a drought but, man, how awful is it that she can be rejected this way?
>>77502610Thread blessed
Mal Malloy.
>>77504675Might be the goat
>>77503674No, instead you're a nigger
>>77503740>Love the shape and proportionsNo you don't. You love the shape and proportions the SHAPEWEAR gives. Take that off and it's a disaster
>>77504625Those are the biggest boobs in the entire United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland? Theyre great tits sure but i doubt that claim
>>77505294
I've been gaining weight for months now, don't follow my path anon
>>77505294What the fuck am I looking at? Is that the underside of a fat roll?
>>77505294Imagine the smell
>>77499380Imagine the smell…. Literally threw up in my mouth as I typed this
>>77504233
>>77502413MORE WEIGHT!
>>77503936Godspeed Anon.
>>77506791Based
>>77501959>a woman must hit 450lbs to be a trvecel at 25haha yeah, thats crazy, couldnt be me because Im not a woman and us sex having men would never ever reach age 29 without having sex at least once, I mean at the very least weve all kissed a girl haha yes I have definitely kissed a girl before age 29, she just goes to a different school and shes an exchange student from Norway she doesnt speak English haha
>>77504229because fat women are less fertile
>>77505321there are undoubtedly bigger, but she was shilling her macromastia on daytime TV the other day and so now she's in the newspredictably she has an OF
>>77505294>how quickly things can go badIt started when you hit 200 lbs which was years ago
I FUCKING HATE FAT PEOPLE SO GOD DAMN MUCH AAAHHHHHH
>>77507055niBBa you in the right thread
>>77499380How come nobody links the prior thread anymore? That is lazy hamplanet behaviour.
>>77507607you too fat and lazy to use the search?
>>77499380I've seen and laughed at this webm a hundred times over the years and only now have i ever thought.... who is filming this? The person behind the camera is obviously faster and more sure-footedvthan all of the women, easily running past them all even with their head start. So who is the spry chad just hanging out at a beach in Hispaniola with 6 enormous, nearly identical women? Who is the sultan of this palette swap harem?
>>77507640just a normal black dude who plaps his big fat gf
>>77508686This is how my gf acts. I just give her food and she eats it.
>>77503975>>77503985thank you for your service
>>77503002If she toned up and lost 30-40 pounds she would be really hot
>>77509185you're a feeder
>>77509352>Yer a feeder, Harry. I'm takin' ye ta Hogplaps School of Architecture an' Obesity.
>>77501959Reading this made me genuinely sad.
>>77509640>You're a plapper arryIm a what!?>A plapper!
>>77501959And anons think femcels don't exist I tried to take half a dozen uggos for the incel team but I just couldn't went soft every timeEnded up with a tiny tight beautiful older redhead tomboy ex /fit/ kickboxer/mma Olympian with a gorgeous huge round ass
>>77509875>Harry Plapper and the Fortieth Stone
>>77504619why? why did you do this and why would you admit it?
>>77503851This bitch looks like the final boss of a HR department
>>77508686this one's based>>77509880you were probably shooting way below your level if you ended up with such a gf. Uglier, more desperate men have much lower standards and have no problems fucking uggos.The chick in the post above is a special case but 99% of femcels are actually volcels, while in the case of incels the figure is probably closer to 80%
>>77510188I used to believe that bullshit about "people being beautiful inside". Guess what, its a fucking lie. I learnt from my mistakes.
>>77503796is nobody going to mention the eyes rolling back in her head whenever food enters her mouth?
>>77509352And she loves it>>77509640>>77509875>>77509947Based
>>77507055
>people
