What is the largest animal that you think you could defeat in unarmed combat and why?
>>77506020prolly a blue whale
>>77506025Something like this? I think this may be cheating
>>77506020Realistically? Like actually realistic? Probably a lynx if we had to fight to the death. MAYBE can cause enough damage to the snout of a black bear or cougar that I wouldn't be worth its while, but if it wanted to stay I'd be carpaccio.
I'd whoop a kangaroo ass
>>77506150ok Wesley Willis
>>77506048I actually think that a black bear fight is maybe MAYBE possible just because black bears are rather cowardly, but most things smaller than that should be EASY for an adult human to fightDogs or lower? They have no chance. Humans are actually pretty big, and our fists and feet are like little bone hammers we can use to smash them with.
>>77506035Well, if you're not armed (so no cork or other plug), I guess you have to shove your whole body in the blowhole when it goes to breathe.But I think it could switch to breathing through the mouth, with great difficulty. Even if it can't, I'm not sure if you survive its eventual death and escape victorious.I laughed at your joke, sorry for going autist and killing it.
>>77506020>whales>elephants>rhinos>hippos>giraffesI think I could get lucky on a giraffe, if I quickly take out a leg without getting got. It's done for if I manage to break one, right? Just slowly? It's cheap and dirty and I still have high odds of failure, but I feel like it's the first one the odds tip in to "yeah maybe" for, instead of the impossibly low chances on the others.
>>77506020Probably a croc or a gator I can yank those fuckers and pin them pretty reliably. It would take a long time for it to succumb enough for me to kill it they made to wait but I think I could manage on dry land.
A cow, I'd tip it and then choke it out
>>77506020Pople have wrestled saltwater crocodiles before, right? I think if you manage to not fuck it up, their jaws can be held shut due to weaker opening muscles. Not sure how I'd actually kill it, though, even if I trained technique to actually not fuck up grabbing it. Could I literally hold its mouth shut with my hands over its nostrils so it couldn't breathe? I assume it would be able to kill me by rolling over or something.
>>77506020Largest would be some herbivore, like a large deer. Maybe a small wildebeest or okapi.In any place I would likely encounter them? A large deer. A small cow or horse, maybe a small black bear or wolf.I could do a large dog or lynx.
>>77506166You hear stories all the time though of dogs killing people but never hear stories of people killing dogs bare handed. Now, I did one time throw a little 20 pound dog onto an owner’s roof top when it latched onto my calf. I could have stomped its brains out.
>>77506207Cow tipping is a complete meme. You cannot push a cow over and you’re a complete absolute moron city slicker for even thinking it’s possible.
>>77506286Any takers?
>>77506210They can go without breathing for over 10 minutes while speed swimming. You will never be able to kill it before it runs out of breath with it thrashing around.
>>77506020polar bear
>>77506020An elephant. Because I'm 5'7" and shredded.
>>77506296Pigs grow tusks too, city slickers don't realize that they're trimmed
>>77506020bear, definitely a bear. women says im more dangerous than a bear. I shouldnt believe them because they're women but maybe they got it right for once and I truly am strronger than a bear.
>>77506205I’m usually against this idea that animals are supernaturally strong compared to humans but a giraffes fibula is 1.5-2x the diameter of a human femur, you aren’t breaking it you are getting kicked in the head and dying instantly
>>77506020I killed a spaniel dog last week while ridong my bike on the beach. The dog was without a leash and he charged at me. I was at top speed and i just kicked his face like a football. He folded like an accordeon. The owner was a cuck, i just shrugged and passed him by and he made that puckered lips face and lifted his right hand, like a heil-hitler and said no worries. I was extremelly pissed because i hate loose dogs (and women), cause i was bitten when i was a child.To be on topic: i can kill a spaniel dog with one kick, so probably i can kill a dog twice it's size with two kicks, one four times that with four kicks, i could probably kill a grizzly with 40 kicks.True story.
>>77506439Train on the small ones first.
>>77506440Assuming the dog charged from your front and you were moving in a bike, you basically momentum cheated. Kinda like getting killed by a penny dropped from a skyscrapper.
A donkey if I can manage to hold its head before it can kick me>>77506166>dogs or lower? They have no chance.>gets mauled to deathI'd unironically rather fight a black bear than a Kangal
>>77506440behold, the brave man who defeated this vicious beast. you are a coward
>>77506020Probably one of those morbidly obese fellers. There's been multiple over 1000lbs.
>>77506507Big brain win.
>>77506020Sure if the tiger can get to me he can penetrate my skin but he doesn't have his black belt
horse maybe cow
>>77506020>big animalA 300+lbs woman.
>>77506503To be fair, dogs that look like that deserve death. Their owners too.
>>77506296>>77506374I wouldn't want to fight one of these bare handed. Even with a boar knife.
>>77506020>Abraham Lincoln — 'Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?'
>>77506020its not about size. Many could win over a 45kg pig but not a chimp.its a mix of size and abilities.I can dunk anything under 70 kg if its declawed and goblocked to prevent biting, except fellow apes (they can grab, are more articulate and savage).What is a largest most meanest wolf gonna do if he cant bite me?hilarious, like for real.Ram into me? Ram once shame on you, ram twice shame on me. Second run in my foot meets his snout.Game over.What about big cats? Well cats up to 70 kg I could dunk with above mentioned conditions.Larger cats like Lions and Tigers no. Simply because they can slap hard. And even lazy slap from declawed lion is gonna end a lot of fights.But a mountain lion or similar hobbyist, not a chance. When you take into account - no biting and no scratching, animals really are harmless for the most part, if they keep around same weight.that said I love animals and wish em well and wouldnt fight them unless abso neccessary. weaponized animal (can claw and bite) man I wouldnt risk it with any animal.
>>77506020I could take on 10 niggers
>>77507579Chimps are overrated. Most of them are smaller and weight less than an adult male. Most of the chimp attacks have been on women and children and in the case of that woman with the fucked up face the chimp didn’t kill her despite wailing on her for a good 15 minutes. A hobo on bath salts did more damage to another adult male than a chimp did to that woman.
>>77506166black bears arent cowardly theyre cunning little shits. theyre like giant raccoons.
>>77506205giraffes regularly one shot k8ck lions to death. youd have a better chance tricking the rhino like a bullfighter
>>77506439I was hoping I could sprint in and take out one knee by throwing all my body weight at it, but yeah, I'm still betting it won't go well. Just the biggest I thought it even at all possible.>>77507846If I trick the rhino into taking out the giraffe's legs for me, does that count as my kill?
>>77507844Compared to other bears they are more likely to run if confronted.
>>77506020>What is the largest animal that you think you could defeat in unarmed combat and why?Your mum. Because you're a faggot.
An american female
i could easily defeat OP
>>77507836What about a chimp on bath salts?
>>77507930i guess yeah thats the human advantage
>>77506020Are some people such cucks they would try to run lmao you'll get eaten asshole first
>>77506210I think out of the dangerous animals, a crocodile/alligator can be feasibly defeated while on land with good technique and a restraining toolall the other animals straight up outstat humans, there's no way
depends...i'm pretty strong and have been doing boxing for a few years. i think if i get serious, i can probably fuck up a lion or at least a lioness. a jaguar or leopard definitely stands no chance against me. i'm too strong and agile.
>>77509397I unironically think I could fuck up a lion.
>>77507579The whole discussion is based around natural weapons and being unarmed, no muzzles or knives or anything
>>77506020A nigger
>>77510762B posting off bGo back
>>77506020I think i could beat most of them at chess.I think i could beat OP in unarmed combat
