>saves you're cut
>>77506031I hate that shit, it tastes nasty and sweet. Cholula is much better, even basic frank's is better.
>>77506031those aren't canned potatoes
>>77506031Hell yeah.>>77506335>even basic frank's is better.Thanks for proving you're retarded.
>>77506031These disappeared for like two years and only the standard mild were on shelves but now they're back thankfully. Wonder what happened.
Baby's first hot sauce. Go to the international foods aisle or whatever the fuck you've got. I'm saucing up on Melinda's and El Yucateca
>>77506031your*My cock is 7.5x8" btw, bitches call me Hotdog Combo
>elevates your are cut to godhood
>>77506354Baby's is Franks or Tabasco.Melinda is overrated. Yucateca is good.>>77506486B A S E D
>>77506389Shut the fuck up, newfag.
>>77506354>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!*taps glass*>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
>25 calories in the entire jar>tastes great>goes with everything>can eat infinite without getting fatwhy aren't more people jalapeno maxxing?
>>77506335Green Chalulah is elite
Nice, a reason to post this picture. I found a bunch of yaoi hotsauces at my local grocery store.
>>77506031>ayayay muy picante salsaIts surprising to me that you niggers dont eat your own shit sprinkled with colored icing.
>>77506691Im mentally broken for laughing at this
>>77506031>>77506486>>77506836Step aside, scovillelets>>77506740Based.
>>77506860no need to be upset, piquancy is just another dimension to food. do you get irrationally upset that people enjoy umami or crunchiness, or is that outside the scope of your autism?
>>77506335>This thing with literally no compounds that are sweet and it tastes sweet
>>77506740Hot sauce is more cost efficient by a huge margin
>>77507207Valentina's straight tastes like ketchup. I was very disappointed in it when my coworker was hyping it up as the best every use hot sauce.
>>77507236Pretty weird how you didnt address what I said and instead doubled down on something thats physically impossible
>>77507236>tastes like ketchup>tastes sweetLol OK buddy
>>77507381>>77507386I'm not the first guy that said it tasted sweet, it does taste like ketchup and theres nobody that will tell me otherwise because that is how I taste it. Kinda like the people that can't taste cilantro properly.Also ott, ghost pepper sauces are shit unless they're smoked because ghost pepper is too fruity.
>>77507412>my taste buds are nuked and I taste things that aren't thereSorry to hear anon. Sounds like hell.
>>77507427Maybe if I ever get my deviated septum fixed and I can actually smell I will be able to taste things properly.
>>77507440Glad we agree
>>77507212It's cheap and easy to grow peppers.
>>77506877I get upset about everything that someone else enjoys
>>77509436Ok
>>77506691Unironically me>meeting up with friends at a barcade this weekend
>>77506691
Imagine buying sauces. Just grind up chillies, garlic and tomato and keep it in the fridge.
>>77506872I have this in my fridge. Genuinely too hot unless you are seasoning a whole pan or pot.
>>77511290>Blend peppers with vinegar and salt>strain them through a sieve>you now have the mash as a spread and a nice sauce liquid
>>77506031Sodium benzoate, which Valentina contains, is toxic and should be illegal. With or without vitamin C (forms benzene) it can fuck up every organ in your body from your balls to your brain, skin, kidneys, liver.
>>77513581>made from toluene, a cheap byproduct of crude oil refining yummy goyslop
