How do I not age like this?
Don't have a career as an artist or smoke teh weedz0rz and drink booze and eat goyslop every day for 30 years
>>77506600There's a few steps involved, so pay attention!1. Read the sticky.2. Do SS + GOMAD.3. GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON!4. Squatz and Oatz = Huge gainz.5. Gultes for the sloots.6. Always follow the advice of the natty king, including skateboard squats (Scooby, please come back to /fit/).7. If you are a girl, pls be in london.8. Are you an archeaologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.9. tfw no bearmode boyfriend, no homo.10. Crossfit; not even once.11. Use proper form or you will be taking a trip to snap city.12. Manlets, when will they ever learn?
>>77506609Lifting won't stop you aging like shit if you have otherwise shit habits
>>77506609Nigga dont hate me cause im a short king nigga, maybe if you werent a yee yee ass lanklet you would get some bitches on yo dick. Better yet, maybe your gym crush would give you her number if she ever stop fucking that sugar daddy or dubai chestshitter or some shit. NiGgAaAaAaAa
I gotta ask, but who started this recent piercing / tattoo trend?
>>77506600Have good genes. I'm pushing 30 but people think I'm 18 even though I drink daily and eat like shit. Meanwhile I have coworkers who are like 22-25 who are already balding and have less collagen in their skin than a halal haribo
avoid the sun, stress, alcohol, smoking, cigaretteshave excellent sleep. skincare and genesgod bless
>>77506770Lmao oh no he's delusional
>>77506614>>77506615Fucking newfags
>>77506600Don’t be Irish
>>77506600What's the issue? They look like typical mid/late 30s anons.
>>77506600>caring about agingGrow up
>>77506600I remember seeing this busted bitch when I was looking for a drawing tutorial a year ago and from the first moment I saw her I thought she was batshit insane
>>77506770>have less collagen in their skin than a halal hariboThat's a good one
>>77506600>How do I not age like this?Shrimple AAS...>learn about a bunch of WTFLOLBBQ alphabet soup signaling pathways>do reverse network pharmacology on them>????>PROFIT!Here's an example:>Sustained activation of NF-κB through constitutively active IKKβ leads to senescence bypass in murine dermal fibroblasts>https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/15384101.2024.2325802>Phytochemicals targeting NF-κB signaling: Potential anti-cancer interventions>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/pmid/35811622/t. ack-shilly researches proteomic looksmaxxing and mogs Clav at over a decade older>>77506770>Have good genes....won't get you that far if you don't learn how to tune up their expression.
>>77506600>live in car>download tinder>swipe right on all the sluts>lift and walk around all day waiting for any sluts>exhaust all your options>move on to the next college town or whatever
>>77506770>have less collagen in their skin than a halal haribobro's comparison game is next level
>>77506773>avoid the sunfuck off vampire motherfucker. I'll step outside when I please
>>77506770>I'm pushing 30 but people think I'm 18this has got to be one of the funniest things ive been seeing the past few years of millennials and old zoomers genuinely thinking this. the delusion is hilarious.
>>77506852the issue is zoomers are incapable of understanding they are going to age and get old lmao.mmw by 2032 the current 20 somethings are going to be having mental breakdowns en masse.an actual generation of dorian greys lmao, their retardation and delusion is fascinating to me at this point desu.
Is that OneyNG or somethn
>>77506600Don’t drinkDon’t smokeDon’t drug Don’t sun
>>77507298that dude looks like hes never seen the sun in his life though
>>77507299Imagine if he did tho
>>77506770>I'm pushing 30 but people think I'm 18This cope is a psyop so many fucking bots or fags say this constantly on here I don't know what the angle is>even though I drink daily and eat like shityou have liver disease brainrot from your blood being poisoned from your shit eating look into it. your perception of reality is completely warped because you are dying and dont realize it
>>77506600He looks perfectly age appropriate for somebody in his 40s, the internet has just broken your guys' brains.
>>77506770Based fellow elf. My elf eyes see a thread full of balding malding faggy waggies with bad skin
>>77507459My guys' brains are fine. They're top guys
Wog status on this one ?
>>77506779Lol, lmao even.
>>77506600Lift. Rest is genetics.Eastern euros / slav males always look old af.Most meds also do.
>>77507514>Eastern euros / slav males always look old afhe is literally as western as it gets as an irishman.
>>77507550Not White according to Chadjammin' Franklin. You are SWARTHY. You are SWARTHY. All of you are SWARTHY
>>77507578lmao i forgot about this. funny as hell that i as a norwegian guy is swarthy according to him. i love how literally everyone is not white except anglos and saxons. could have just made a chart that showed ango-saxons and non-anglo-saxons.
>>77506779I've been visiting this website for nearly 20 years
>>77507612ayo 'stein hitting the kachow??
>>77507578well he wasn't wrong>>77507587he probably never met a Norwegian
>>77507612Then you should know what his post was about!!1eleventyone!!
>>77507630>he probably never met a Norwegianhe probably just met scandi farmers who toiled out in the sun, who actually do tend to get quite the golden tan. the sun makes us quite tan and a lot more blonde.
>>77506609Goddamn, this gave me feels.Time flies, guise….
Who are those?
>>77507550Scot celt irish north englander immigrant lineages in america are weird as hell.
Is that Kamikaze Shortbus?
>>77506600is that chris oneill
>>77506600The way im growing old is dope because I have a baby face but at 32 I look the same as 20 except I just have more sith like features such as massive black bags under my eyes and veins on the side of my forehead, it's pretty dope. Soon I'll transition to elder sith though u can only be in these in between stages for a few years, freak bitches love it
>>77507820Bert O'Neill, Olympic swimmer
>>77506600Nicholas Rochefort looking swagged out no cap BUSSING
>>77507578by that metric the white genocide should happen. people should eagerly get rid of their english genes
>>77507578Based Ben buck breaking swarthoids all over Europe
>>77506600Simple: don't play shitty sonic games with cory beck
>>77508082>Bert O'NeillI'm convinced Chris got the idea of a fake brother named Burt because he played Dead Rising when he was young and a character in the game named Burt looks like a more neanderthal version of Chris.
>>77506600Is that islet
>>77506774Uh huh, that's what you people online always say but I literally still get ID'd for energy drinks. I was sitting in the park the other day and some old guy wondered why I wasn't in school. I don't even necessarily like looking as young as I do, I'm not taken seriously.>>77507141But it's true though. Why would I come here and lie? It's an anonymous forum. I've literally had many people tell me this. I met a new coworker the other day who is younger than me and when I told him my age he started laughing because he thought I was joking and said "I thought you were younger than me like 18 or something". It's literally the reaction I get whenever I tell people my age. When I was in college I had people asking me if I was studying for my GCSEs. Like I say, why would I lie?>>77507306At the risk of repeating myself- why would I lie? This is literally what other people have told me on uncountable occasions. Why does it make you seethe so much? Why does it make people here so incredulous?You guys are dumb. Shit's not even that hard to believe. Some people are just outliers. Some people age faster, some slower. Some people have 12 inch dongs, some have 2 inches. Some people have 200IQ, some have 70IQ. This board, of all places, should understand that genetic outliers exist. I genuinely don't understand why this admission causes so much instant refutation.
>>77507298And work out consistently: weight training and cardio.
>>77510761Autism speaks, Anon.
>>77506600She looks familiar, but don't remember who she is
>>77507012You're a virgin, aren't you?
>>77506770Congratulations on the good genes but at this point you should start actively taking care of yourself.
>but I look 18 so I get ID'dYou look like a genetic mess people can't figure out. You have the body of a skinny fat 12 year old but your face is 30+.
>>7750677036yearoldmodelwholooks17.mp4
>>77510830I have started taking more care of myself. Trouble is with the neotenous look without strong features is that it just sags and you end up looking uncanny. I'm thinking of getting double jaw/bimax cos I have a weak chin that isn't going to do me any favors in the coming years.>>77510873Looking 17 at 36 is unlikely, but it's entirely possible at 28. Look up Nathan Vierke
>>77506615Put me in the screencap, my fucking sides.
>>77506607Serious question? Does weed really age you? Im trying to quit and if i knew it does that would be a big help.
Do i look 31? I aged a lot past 2 years. Im worried I will be forced to date women as old as 22 if I dont reverse the aging. Don't wish they on my worst enemy.
>>77506615>if she ever stop fucking that sugar daddy or dubai chestshitterkek fuckin got me
>>77506600I can't attest to his personality but he unironically looks good for 45, what the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>77507306>>77507141There are genuinely young looking people, however millennials have poisoned the well by insisting they dont look a day over 22 at 37 despite looking 47.
>>77506600Dont date bpd hoes
>>77510988>Nathan Vierkeyou people actually aspire to look like that?
>>77511354>Role of CB1 cannabinoid receptors on GABAergic neurons in brain aging>https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.1016442108> enhanced neuroinflammation characterized by an increased density of astrocytes and activated microglia as well as an enhanced expression of the inflammatory cytokine IL-6 during aging was present in the hippocampus of Cnr1−/− miceIf you're smoking it, then that's probably speeding up lung aging, but looks like the CB1 agonist class may generally have neural anti-aging properties.>see also: https://neurosciencenews.com/cannabis-brain-volume-aging-30120/
>>77506600dont get fat
>>77506600Chris found another BPD egirl whore?
>>77506609/fit/ in 1789
>>77511702VAPE UP WEED NERDS WE SCIENCE KINGS NOW
>>77506600Obligatory in all Wall threadshttps://vocaroo.com/IpnQ5yO7aVP
>>77506600He looks like kyle rittenhouse
