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How do I avoid obnoxious teenagers at the gym?
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>>77511124
Train in the early mornings
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Go to a women's zumba gym, they usually have two bences and a dumbell rack, sometimes even a lat pulldown
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>>77511124
Mog them.
Zoomer fitness revolves around status, because they are, at the core, competing for the attention of the most fickle generation in female history.
This includes backstabbing; they'll attempt to besmirch who they view as a threat to look better in comparison.
If you outsize them to Oblivion and back, there's nothing they can do to embarass you and therefore they'll avoid you.
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>>77511124
Anytime you see one of them doing something stupid, stand up, slap their phones out of their hands, rerack the bar, then unload it. Throw the weights on the floor at their feet. When they inevitably ask "Hey man, what's your problem?" Tell them the truth: "You're a fucking danger to yourselves and everyone around you. No gym for you until you grow the fuck up. Get the fuck out of my gym."
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>>77511128
FPBP
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>>77511411
caring about others safety is a female trait
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>some youngish guy at the gym asks if I want to spot each other benching
>tell him I'm fine but I'm happy to spot him
>dude doesn't really know what he's doing but whatever
>overshares he just started anti-depressants
>then says I'm looking good and flees the gym as soon as his last set is done

I feel bad for him. How fucked up his life must be to be benching [REDACTED BABY WEIGHT], needing a spot, miring a norwood 3A, and also be on anti-depressants.

I'd have rather had the usual retarded teens ego lifting and taking up too much space. Now I'm just sad on his behalf (my life is great for the most part). He probably doesn't even need pills he just needs to get laid (I'm assuming he's not gay although he didn't say no homo).
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>>77511124
Rape them
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>>77511544
eh maybe you helped him that day even if he fled



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