is this the hecking yellow paint you virgins keep crying about?

>Pops all of the pulley ligaments in your hands
Nothing personal...

>>77513266
>he didn't warm up on easy normie climbs before getting up on a board
Your hubris is your undoing, chud.

>>77513248
>blows out your shoulder
>gives you tennis elbow
>gives you golfer's elbow
>ruptures your A-2 pulley
>rolls your ankle

t-thanks

Are there actually hot bitches here or no?

>>77513293
>Tears you a new hernia next to your genitals.
My faggot friend had this happen and was in a hurry to show it to me for whatever reason.

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>>77513248
rebuttal: return

>>77513347
yeah kinda

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>>77513347
yeah but the issue is the hot girls are all going to be into the climber chads who are ripped and have been doing it for years

>>77513248
>destroys your connective tissue
>only gains are to hands
>cripples and misshapen your hands for life
>become an insufferable leftist faggot or be shunned by all the other gym goers

>>77513347
Depends on if you think 6/10s who don't shave, use deodorant, and bathe rarely are hot or not.

>>77513953
the climber chads had to step into the gym for the first time as well
quit being a pussy

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>>77513935
what the fuck

reddit hobby

>>77514081
Yeah but they did it when they were 5yo and surpassed your adult improver hard cap by the time they were old enough to start thinking about girls.

>>77513248
Does it fix my ACL or is it more likely to do this >>77513935

>tfw every person you met that had done bouldering has quit from leg related injuries

>>77513935
why is blood not gushing out of his stump

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>>77513953
>ripped
good climbers are dyel lanklets

>>77514230
tbqh i think this is mostly gymfags getting over confident, getting in over their head and doing a 28 foot stage dive.
you should try to spend some time on an actual rock and on a rope if you have access to that

>>77514248
Pussyslayer fizeek desu.

>>77514153
doomer pussy. for every one of those climbers there are 100 people who started decades later.

>>77514324
Yeah and they never make it past v7 lol.
>inb4 but there's this one guy on tiktok who did
You are not the guy.

>>77513958
This poster is obese

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>>77513248
>indoors
>entirely artificial
Why do this when pic related exists?

>>77514502
Not very practical unless you live nearby.

>>77514340
okay? and you think that girls go for the people who are past v7 specifically? people who get to be the best aren't wasting their time on dating

>>77514502
Cause the closest thing I've got to a mountain is a fucking sand dune lmao.

>>77513248
I want to do this but i'm afraid of heights

>>77514557
You think climbecky will give you a chance after Chad flashes your V6 proj as warmup, lil guy?

>>77514692
shit, you're right, what was I thinking

>>77513935
He broke both at the ankles.

>>77513935
falling on a mat from that height and speed is like hitting concrete

>>77513347
I went to one of these places last week and it was full of 5/10 bitches, which is hot for me.