Crossfit?More like cross-shit
>>77514014Indian shuffle
So brave, so powerful (the shits)
Imagine the smell.
>>77514014wtf that is actually gross I wouldn't want to smell that at all
>>77514014>upgraded from pissing to shittingnew woman moment unlocked.
>>77514014That’s why I make sure to take a shit and not eat for 3-5 hours before I go for a run
damn, would yall sniff? did everybody in the function caught a whiff? must've smelled crazy
>>77514106Disgusting kike.
>>77514066kek - she most likely thinks herself as heroine
>>77514106The pungent aroma of diarrhea filtered through sweat-stained synthetic clothing in a humid indoor sports facility. Mmmmm!
lick it up janny
Hyrox bros... they're making fun of us... again...
>>77514205>joanna wietrzykApparently she's elite. https://www.instagram.com/joannawietrzyk/?hl=en
I feel genuinely sorry for her, imagine being internet famous for this.
>>77514014That some max efficiency shitting there. This allows shitting and showering in one go. toiletcels will never be able to compete
>white woman turns a yellow place brown
Couldn't she have just stopped? If I have diarrhoea during a pitch I don't shit myself and expect everyone to call me brave afterwards for soldiering on. What the fuck.
>>77514341Anon, she's a woman, this was her moment
>>77514341I understand in marathons and whatnot where there's no toilet, even though if that was me I'd stop and spray my shit on the ground instead of down my leg. But hyrox (retarded activity btw) is indoors, is bitch dumb? Go use the damn toilet / clean yourself up ffs
>>77514341Yeah it's completely fucking retarded. But so is taking roids to do crossfit/hyrox and pretending you're healthy.
>>77514258I don't, she could just stop and leave the race and go straight to showersinstead she decided to wipe her shit all over the gym, there are photos on reddit and she just left chunks of filth everywhere on all machines
>>77514205are there no showers or something? wtf would make you continue the event
>>77514215In my gym there's a Hyrox section. The only thing I hate about it is the loud ass music they play, I can hear it even over my own music, and they even increase the volume because they run outside. Fucking hell I want some piece and quiet while moving weight, fuck off with your shirts-off classes. I want some silence.
>>77514473We NEED the loud music to drown out the smell.
>Hyrox>Crossfit>Camp GladiatorJust go to a regular gym and lift stuff and talk to people if you want to make friends. I don't understand paying gross amounts of money so that a "coach" (kek) will tell you some dumb workout that is useless at best, dangerous at worst, and you do said workout with other idiots screaming at you. Also why the fuck is she spreading her diarrhea all over the gym
>>77514014getting to stay in the competition after that is beyond selfish.imagine you're gaining on her but now you have zero fucking chance of catching up because you're having to be cautious you don't step/slip in fucking shit that she's leaving a trail of.
>>77514014>>77514205>SSSPPLLLLAAAATTTT
>>77514258>>77514433yeah she's a selfish bitch, making her inability to hold her poopy everyone else's problem
>>77514014ffs I opened a wound on my foot at my mma gym and I (rightly so, they don't know my health) had to get off the pads immediately so they could clean and disinfect the coin-size patch of blood I'd left and could only come back when I'd bandaged it up.this chick covers her entire gym in actual shit and she's a hero
>>77514258scat coomers are probably blowing up her inbox
>>77514020>>77514014Chinese shuffleChink shuffle
>>77514014>pay hundreds for a ticket>hundreds more in travel and accomodation>forced to endure the smell of shit across the entire course since it's indoors>potentially splattered with shit depending on locationNo refunds, Hybrid Rockstars!(TM)
>>77514650good morning sir
Leaky gut syndrome
>>77514707more like gutter oil syndrome
>>77514726Still more healthy than American "food" products, unironically.
>>77514341She could have just....went to the side and took a shit. Then came back. Would have taken 5 min by he looks of it. It's not like she's breaking a world record or anything.
>>77514576Nobody is calling her a hero.
Yeah i dont care bro. I fucked a girl and she shit herself during sex. It was too much for her. Broke me.Made me a deviant. I started watching anal. Got obsessed with the anus.Then I found shit porn.Watching cute girls shit. And I realized, all girls fucking shit hard.That adorable girl at the winco you see? She's pushed shits heavier than your hand through her ass at least 1/3rd of her year every year.Every girl has had diarrhea. Has had asshole stretching bowling ball turds. Nasty green smelly shits. Farts that reek followed by creamy stomach poisoning shits.Every girl shits. The moment you realize how taboo it is that women try to ignore this fact, the moment you realize you need it. You need to see it. This woman just broke through the matrixThat's why she continued. She's beginning to believe. Men joke about farts and shitting themselves. It's time for women to embrace the shit factories they have.I congratulate this broad. She shat herself. Plymouth rock didn't land on us, it shat on them. Venus Mars Penises Large.More women should embrace it.Right now half the human population is passing 12 inch turds through their asses.Right now, some lucky guys are getting shitted on.Its me. Once my girl comes home, she's going to smear my penis. Its life.
>>77514781ah, the faint smell of ye old 4chan.org
I'll give you all homework. Watch Rachel River's milk eneme videos. They're extremely erotic. She shoots milk into her adorable little ass, and then sharts it out. Squirting straight out of her ass, she rips hard. It'll lay the seeds of temptation. You'll become aroused by the sound of a woman farting. Shooting fluids. But it's milk so it's not that nasty right? You cant see yourself watching a girl poop. It's too much. Maybe one more video. Wow she's shitting pancake batter into a pan and cooking it. Huh, hot.And so it begins.You'll be watching Rachel shit milk in the shower with another girl, squirting shart fluids on each other and pissing on each other. Then you'll begin.Go find Iloveraine. Why her? Because, she's a mixed caramel woman.Not the kind of deviant you'd expect to be shitting on camera. You'd think some lanky white girl or fat pig. So down bad on money. Shitting on scatbook. Depraved.No, you'll begin with Iloveraine. Because she's fine as hell, the kind of black woman you'd never imagine seeing out in public and immediately thinking she's a scatfiend.Watch her spread and shit. Begin to believe. How can such a sexy woman be so depraved? You can watch Gia Derza fuck her shitpipe with a dildo, take the dildo out and watch her lick her own shit off the dildo. You would think, this was her natural progression. She's a pornstar whore who's gone off the deep end. Of course she's probably gotten shit on her toys let alone a man's cock. It's nasty, but it's different. There's the progression, your mind correlates depravity and whoredom.With girls like iloveraine, those sexy FINE women you'd expect to be high maintenance. Not doing shit for money, that's where it's good.Because they do it for love of the game.Nobody put a gun to their head and said, shit on this paper plate.They found out through their own honda accord that they love to shit.And they embraced it.Follow me my men. To a world, of shit.
>>77514014Sharty Sheila
>>77514258she's off to dubai to make a stink
>>77514729you said unironically so it must be true. stop posting please
>>77514729It's a shame your severe brain damage hasn't fucked up your ability to type.
>>77514864>>77514876Seething muttsLmao, go get poisoned. USA is falling.
>>77514014I still can’t believe people are doing crossfit in 2026. I thought this shit would died out like 8 years ago
>>77514014Didn't David Goggins sharted himself once?
>>77514014Chocolate milkYummy
>>77514014I don't give a shit what sport or competitive event you're participating in, unless you stand to win a small fortune, there is no glory, nothing to be proud of, in continuing your efforts after you shit yourself.
Part of me thinks that she should be disqualified, or at least going forward, anyone who does this in the future should be disqualified. Just treat it as a loss. No matter how far ahead you are, if you shit yourself, you're out.
>>77514781based. AI can't replicate this kind of literal shitposting.
>>77514979the "shit" will never die, as proved by this brave woman
>>77514545Thats exactly how she won
>>77514014At least she shat herself for a purpose.Indians shit themselves purely for the love of the game.
>>77514441You've trained all year for this anon, are you really going to let a little shit hold you back from arguably your lifes greatest achievement?Athletes apparently shit themselves a lot, I learned this a few years ago.
>>77514014how does she go out in public after that?
>>77514014Do hyrox
>>77515599Will it help me with my constipation?
>>77515593How does your mom do it after I'm done with her? She takes a shower, duh.
>>77514732>It's not like she's breaking a world record or anything.funny that you say that because she does hold the female world record in this. She was 7 minutes slower this time, and somehow she still won because it's a dumb meme sport
>>77514014Chinese food. She was taken to eat all kinds of street foods earlier as part of Puma's promotion.
>>77515728Focking hell.
Is she fucking mentally ill? Was there money on the line or something?
>>77514014How to avoid this?
>>77514650It's a white australian so that doesn't even make sense
>>77514506People want a community and this is a competitive sport, going to the gym is not.
>>77515924Go to the bathroom! Now!
>>77514014What the fuck kind of diet is this bitch eating that makes her shit looks like chocolate milkshake? Get that roastie some fibre.
>>77516019You really can't guess? Chocolate flavored protein milkshakes...
>>77514781> Venus Mars Penises LargeKek
She won her match by shitting on everything. Why aren't you applying the winning strategy to your competition?
*the show must go on starts playing in the background*
Don't let anyone tell you they can't control it. That's bullshit. women who do this (and it's almost always women) are just disgusting attention seeking freaks
>>77514190she almost certainly was proud of "pulling through anyway!" instead of realizing she continued to force her feces covered presence onto everyone
>>77515514So does the president kek
>>77515942>People want a community>imagine the smell has now invaded real life wymyn
>>77514014that's so fucking foul man
>>77514781Golden Turd Of Excrement Award
>>77514014Everyones just jealous she won the whole event! Never mind that other competitors had to smell her rancid diarrhea and use the equipment after her, she won!
>>77514190>>77514345>>77516188She's literally smug about winning
>>77515981not yet
>>77514781>Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her.She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone for almost five minutes and I knew something was amiss, so I knocked on the door and asked if everything was ok. She said, "Yes! I'll be right out..." but her voice was labored and I became suspicious, so I yelled, "I'M COMIN' IN!" She screamed, "NOOO!" but there was no stopping this train, I shoulder smashed through the door and I see her sitting on the toilet seat. I told her to get the fuck up, she didn't so I threw her off; I looked inside the toilet... just as I suspected, a goddamn corn infested log. "Bitch you had better pray this isn't yours!" I looked around and saw no pet in sight, "I KNOW THIS IS YOUR POOP, YOU FILTHY WHORE!" She screamed at me that I'm somehow crazy and that she's calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. I told her no need to call the cops, I'm breaking up with you, you some kind of poop whore.And that was that. I feel like a new man and I'm off to find a woman who doesn't poop.
>>77514975你的曾祖母特别喜欢被日本人的鸡巴操屁股。你那个更聪明、更年轻的妹妹打算叛逃到美国,给大白屌口交。
It's probably a retarded pr stunt somehow, they cant be that disgusting (her and the refs)
those stands are as empty as her bowels what the fuck is this for?
>>77514205Dont mind if I do
>>77518953She's the top Hyrox athlete, and has a huge brand deal with Puma (pooma... heheheh)
