How to induce myself to poop earlier in the morning so I don’t have to poop at the gym
Caffeine and carbonated water/soda does it for me. Probably a gas-kickstart that curbstomps the intestines and get things rolling.
>>77516552Smoke a cigarette
>>77516552Brehs, how do you imagine the blonde girl's anus smells?
>>77516552Drink coffee
>>77516552Magnesium before bed.
>>77516552Get fucked in your ass by big throbbing cock. It induces shittin reflex
>>77516552Coffee works for me.
>>77516552option 1: coffeeoption 2: vitamin d supplementdo not combine these unless you like spraypainting the toilet bowl with shit
>>77516552Two cups of coffee, never fails.
>>77516583I combine these everyday, you need to eat more fiber.
>>77516552Eat something
>>77516552run for 5 minutes
>>77516552Roll
>>775165523, 7, 2, 5, 1, 4
I don’t understand how you people think it’s ok to take a shit in the morning, wipe it with paper, then go about tour entire day with a poopy butthole.
Do you guys ever hold your poops at work so you don't gas the bathroom?
>>77517080Agree. I use my hand and water. It is much cleaner then smearing poop with processed trees.
You’re making it too obvious this is a fetish thread
>>77517080I layer and wet the toilet paper for maximum wipe.
>>77517080I use a bidet, sir.
>>77516552kill kill kill kill kill kill killliterally all bad, unreal. you know what it is, they're probalby fine girls, but those faces, even when they're not outright ugly, are just flawed, and their characters are also flawed, none of them are good people.
>>77517229Little bit of a contradiction there, they're fine girls in the sense that they're normies. But they're deeply flawed in that they have no noble or advanced or higher level qualities and suffer and will suffer their entire lives in just garbage loops with no way out.
>>77517232just like every anon on this site then
>>77516563Probably like my semen and burnt rubber
>>775165524 > 1 > 7 > 5 > pass
>>77517267>I'm pathetic, so everyone else must be too!
>>77516552I don't find any of these women attractive.
>>77516552eat something
>>77517061your taste sucks
>>77519021Fuck yeah wtf?7413652 gang
>>77516552Stop consuming goyslop approved by Israel
>>77516552Eat fiber.Holy shit people dont even know how to take a dump anymore.
>>77516563Like a cool breeze over a couple acres of prairie grass in late July
>>77516552bidet + finger in ass.It sounds silly but it works
>>77517080Anyone who doesn't use a bidet is Indian as far as I'm concerned
>>77517080I use a device that sprays water on my asshole and scatters fecal matter all over my asscrack instead of it being isolated to my asshole. It's just cleaner that way.
>>77518963the two brownoids look like they'd worship bwc. you do have a bwc, right anon?
>>77516552Become sexually aroused. Think sexy thoughts, then let the thoughts drop. During sexual arousal, your body prioritizes reproductive functions and suppresses other bodily functions. Once arousal fades, those suppressed urges come back screaming to the forefront. Same thing if you ever feel the need to urinate but are unable to reach a toilet for some reason.
>>77519062Yes I’m guatemalan
>>77519067This guy shits
>>77519050Chink chinese
>>77516563is it a blonde milf with a virgin anus?
>>77516563probably poop because its a literal shithole
>>77519032based
>>77516552Bodyweight calf raises to failure. Works immediately
>>77516552Coffee and change your eating schedule. 2 meals early in the day = earlier poops the next day.3 meals spread out as much as possible = possibly pooping multiple times a day
I was trying to figure out the same because I need to travel to work every morning and it's quite a long ride. What helps me is to do not take a piss immediately after waking up but do other stuff like prepping my food, brush my teeth etc. The full bladder usually forces me to shit too but it takes a while, like five minutes. Works 99 times out of 100. Sadly in the 1 case it doesn't work I shit myself on the bus.
>>77517080>>77517095>>77517101>>77517202>>77519050>>77519054How to clean yourself after shitting ultimate guide:1. Flush2. Wipe with toilet paper 2 times3. Sit on a bidet/take a big bottle of water and pour it with one hand as you sit on the toilet, soap in the other hand and clean with warm water4. Dry yourself with a white towel so if you taint it with shit you notice right away and wash it5. Wash your hands with soap at the sink3.
imagine the smell
>>77516552magnesium in the evening poop right away anytime you feel the sensation to poopeven when youre in public never hold your poop
>>77516552coffee
>>77516554>Caffeine>>77516566>Drink coffeethis
>>77519221Based photographer for putting the baddies at bookends and center.
