>Sir, he's making progress in his lifts. He's about to make it. >Tendon injury. One month.
>Sir, he's motivated for a workout. He's heading to the gym right now.>Hit him with a wave of fatigue. Activate shoulder ache.
>>77517042Stay in your vegan thread thread, loser.
>Sir, he's curling in the squat rack.>Based.
>>77517046Based knower
>Sir, he just hit a PR.>Let it ride. >He's PRed again. He thinks he's gonna make it.>Plateau. Send him back on a 3 month deload.
>>77517046>>77517052>insane samefagReminder that wog poster is one of the best on the board
>>77517046There he is!
>Sir, he's cutting. He's been going strong a 5 days now.>Send up the McDonald's commercial.>He's resisting.>KFC. Papa John's.>He's about to crack. He's having some peanut butter.>Hit him with the Krispy Kreme. Mega savings deal.>He's getting in the car.
>cut off his centerlink>now have a rope fall out of truck bed right in front of his (mother's) house.
>>775170463 comments and the talking in third means this struck a nerve Based
>Sir, he's at the gym. He's in the rack.>Send in the zoomers.>He's ignoring them.>Have them pull out their phones and livestream.>He's pushing through.>Gym bunnies! Indians!>He's still lifting strong.>MOG HIM! SEND IN THE ROID GROID!
>>77517074this one got me, funny shit anon
>>77517036>hes about to go to the gym >have a colleague call him on teams
>move his parents to australia>Now have his dad rape him until he's a dysfunctional retard
>>77517157>Sir, there's a seething leftytroon crying about an imaginary Australian all day long in every single thread. >...So?
>>77517066>mate, just deliver something for us in Thailand
>make him paranoid anytime someone mentions Australia or trannies
>just make sure to avoid the saunas.
>>77517041This happens to other people?!My body his me with giant waves of fatigue when I decide to go to the gym. I know it's psychological but I don't know the cure
goddamn I hate this so much, whenever I reach a new PR or get back to a previous level of fitness, some bullshit is bound to happen, like more grueling tasks at the job, a family member passes away, my body decides to go retard and pull the wrong muscle while working out, or other bullshit happens in life that keeps me away from the gym, drains my energy, kills my appetite, then sets my body back a few months.
>>77517064>He's about to crack. He's having some peanut butter.Kek
>Sir, he's wiped after just two sets. He's thinking about calling it. >Hold. Remind him that it's the weekend tomorrow, let him think he can take it easy.>He's taking a longer rest. He's pushing through. He's going for another set.>Less reps! Grind to failure!>He doesn't care! He's going all in!
>>77517193>feels
>>77517322check'd, it do be like that...I can't believe I will have to keep repeating these struggles till the day I die
>>77517042Lmao
>>77517066>>77517157>>77517165>>77517167>>77517170Fucking kek
>>77517046Kekk
>>77517193Fear not. You post cute anime girls so I am rooting for you and you will make it.
>>77517036>overuse back tear>6 monthsACTIVATE
Thanks, bros. I used the endorphins from laughing at this thread to push out one more set.
>>77517036>>Tendon injury. One month.i hate this so much, i feel like my tendons got so much weaker since i hit 30
>>77517036>Tendon injuryNiggee that's a thread about me specifically How do I make that bitch heal faster?
>>77517041Unironically this, my hands and fingers and are so feeble and sensitive right now that lifting anything is a pain
>>77517041>>Sir, he's motivated for a workout. He's heading to the gym right now.>Post a lust provoking image
>Sir, he's trained and ready for his first pro mma bout. His dream will come true.>Tear his ACL on the last week before the fight. One year. And give him opioid addiction.also>Sir, he's about to post>Make it a webp file
>He's buying the Omega 3 softgels>Make it rancid and smell like fish assholes
>Sir, he's motivated to lift today.>Put groups of smelly minorities talking loudly and clustered around the equipment he needs
>Make him spam an imageboard for 15 years and never go outside>Now make him troon out
>>77518391>repeating a post you made yesterday that got jannied because you're mad that people are funpostingPathetic. Ban yourself from existence.
>>77517036https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/77278478#77278484How many times are you going to make this thread?
>Sir, the subject is swol and is about to have his first sexual encounter as a result >Good. Infest the girl's pussy with yeast and let him contract a mysterious disease which will cause him to lose 60% of his gains and experience varying levels of chronic fatigue until the end of his life>B-but sir... the gains...>Do it now!
>>77518391This post really seems to upset another posterPlease stop triggering him anon. It's cruel.
>>77518428>samefagging your samefaggingAbsolutely pathetic beyond belief. Ask your mother for an abortion.
>>77518391See what you've done?"Funposting" anon is in a rage now.
>>77518431Time to turn the computer off lil buddy
>>77518425>Sir, he's lifting for grils>Have him start SS+GOMAD. Make sure he spends 5 years doing squats.>But sir, girls don't care about->Exactly.
>Sir, the thread's being spammed by a seething troon again.>...So?
>Sir, it's Monday. He's had two whole days of rest. Should we let him feel energized and motivated?>...No.
>>77518452>Sir, he's hopped up on caffeine, supplements and vitamins. I can't break through!>Damn! What did he have for dinner last night?I>Bean burrito, sir.>...>Give him the shits.>But sir! He's about to squat!>DO IT!
You guys are either just not funny or really don't understand the format of this meme
>>77518581Pee pee poo poo, sneed and dilate
>>77518423stfu negro
>he’s about to break his plateau>…give him a sore throat that evolves into a life and death with the flu>undo his gains of the past 3 months
>>77517036>>77517193Fuck I HATE my FUCKING body. Every time I succeed in fixing my routine, going to the gym regularly, eating clean and stopping the alcohol demon, something goes wrong. Anything.It's either my mental health going down the fucking drain and destroying my appetite, a shoulder / tendon killing itself because it decided to do so, or more recently a random upper back pain killing my sleep and my recoveryThis dumb cycle never ENDS
>>77518431Kek based
>>77518391I don't get it. Why did this cause so much seethe?
77518901It didn't, samefagging troon. The thread carried on as normal. Sneed.
>>77518901Clearly it hit a nerve>>77518940Look at him still seething. Probably reporting the post from 5 different vpns right now. Kek.
>samefagging your samefag Kek
>>77518960You're ruining the funposting schizoanon
>>77518391Why aren't jannies deleting this?
775189557751896077518966>trying this hardIf only you would put as much effort into showering, samefagging troon.
>>77518901Kek he's STILL seething but absolutely refuses to explain why. That post really did a number on this "fella."
Let's get back to fun posting ok guys. No more trooning out talk. No more talk about spamming for 15 years and never going outside. Report any post that mentions these things. No one seethes about them but just report it, ok?
He gave up replying to himself because it was too see thru kek
>Sir, he's looking at accessory lifts.>Cue up the memelifts. Leg press, preacher curls, upright rows. Send him to snap city.>He's not falling for it. He's just repping out extra sets. >Post another Mike Mentzer thread. Stop him!
7751899877518989Formerly Chuck's
>>77518989Kek
>>77517167this one cuts deep
>>77519005Huh. You know the more I see this guy, the more I see Daniel Craig.
>>77517669thank you very much, anon. WAGMI.>>77518814thank for letting me know that we are not alone.
>sir, this is the only time he can fit a gym sess into his schedule.>fill the gym with extras. leave no machines, no racks, no benches unoccupied
>>77518048story?
holy shit even this thread is now getting spammed by the same faggot
>sir he's breaking his SLDL and bent over barbell row PRs like it's nothing>QL strain, NOW.
>>77518048>Make it a webp fileAaah it hurts
>>77520175>>77520176Take your meds and go back to spamming your chatgpt posts in your mtt thread. Retard.
>>77520232>he is now false flagging in two threadsMOOOOOODS
>Sir, he's laughing at a funny /fit/ thread>Make some retards ruin it
77520320OP here, samefagtroon likes to convince himself he's ruining things because it's the only sense of accomplishment he can eke out of his pointless, miserable existence. But what he fails to comprehend, and never will, is that Sneed's Feed & Seed was formerly Chuck's. You see, the sign is a subtle joke.
