the excrement exigency is the downfall of hyroxanytime someone mentions they do hyrox everyone will think of this incident
crossfit is so fucking back
yeah
>>77517883If only there were 25 pieces of gym equipment he could shit all over, too.
>>77517836Their fault for not having it in rules that contaminating the area is automatic disqualification and removal. How could any official just stand there and watch as shit was being spread everywhere like a toddler running around the house?
>>77517886>shitting in the street is fine
>>77517836NOOOO I can't stop these associations now
>>77517836Australians went to the heart of the 5000 year old chinese communist empire and shat all over it
>>77517937spitting or spilling your drink is against the rules but painting the floor and equipment yellow-brown with explosive diarrhea is just part of the meta like dropping bananas in mario kart
Runners diarrhea AKA the indian shimmy.It's not unheard of but as others have said at least marathon runners dont spray paint equipment that youre going to have to touch or lie down on.Imagine you got a barely visible speck of shit on your hands and later wipe sweat out of your eyes. Have fun with that infection.
>>77517937the officials know that the 'sport' includes marathons, which include shitting yourself on the regular, and were reluctant to crack down on normal marathon behaviorthe lesson is to exclude marathons, it's not that the officials or the rules were subtly wrong
>>77517836>India is the most populous country in the world, with an estimated population of approximately 1.48 billion people in 2026india will go apeshit for hyrox. its a genius marketing move.
>downfall>the whole world now knows about hyroxGive that bitch a million and let her retire.
Wrong thread to open while eating curry
>>77517883Running dead, crossfit + clones dead.Weightlifting endures.
>>77517836I literally never even heard of Hyrox before the Hyrox shitting incident
>>77519824I always thought of it as "crossfit for rich people". I guess shitting yourself is the ultimate flex after all.
>>77517836Still won't eat your limey knockoff Oreos. Shit sounds like a drain cleaner ingredient.
>>77517836this is another method for more vitality and increased gains for people who are not willing or unable to do semen retention (women)its called excrement emission
