What's up with all the oatmeal hate these days?It's still one of the best breakfasts and very customizable. How do you have your oats /fit/?
too sweet. and if it's not sweet, it's not that good. I was wondering why my auntie's and mum's oatmeal tasted so good growing up and I found out they just inundated the shit with condensed milk.
>>77518118The poor people's unpalatable and tasteless breakfast. If you want to eat like a horse go ahead.
>>77518124Bro like literally just use less sugar. Or you can go the savory route.
>>77518124what the fuck do you mean sweet? do you seriously put sugar on top of your carbs? and stop being retarded, eat your oats with milk raw, add some portein powder for the taste and just eat it like you are supposed to, this ain't a restaurant for you to complain abouot taste
>>77518126>>77518129I'll just eat rice if I want to go savory. I've been ruined when it comes to oatmeal because of how I ate it when I was young. I'm not much of a sweet tooth anyway. But I do remember though, when it was made in my childhood, it was legitimately incredible and dessert tier instead of healthy breakfast tier.
>>77518118I don't eat oatmeal
>>77518129>this ain't a restaurant for you to complain abouot tasteYou know you don't have to eat oats right?You can never consume oats in your entire damn life and be perfectly healthy. You can prepare and eat meals which you enjoy the taste of and still be jacked.
>>77518272not eating oatmeal for breakfast is like not eating pussy before sex
>>77518118keto schizos and internet carnivore doctors are either usefull idiots or payed by pharma to spread lies about oatmealall of them look sick and nasty
>>77518283>payedthat's how I know you are a true red blooded basketball American
>>77518276>Only fags eat oatmeal for breakfast.
I make my own granola bars or sometimes break them up into pieces for putting in yogurt. Granola clusters as the Jews refer to it.
could i jsut put some crispy chili oil in it?
>>77518118Bastard stuff gave me eczema
>>77518124Just mix your oats with milk, peanut butter and cinnamon. Maybe even a bit of honey if you need sweetness
>>77518118One of the carnie grifters did a video about it so now all the influencer followers think its toxic.
>>77518118I cook them in milk and then I add 3 tsp of skyr and/or 1 tsp of grandma's jam if I have some. Maybe some honey if outmeal is cold enough
>>77518262I might eat oatmeal actually. I realized this was my stock response from earlier this year when I wasn't eating bread or pasta. But now, things have changed. I might get some oatmeal this week.You know what I used to like?? Cold oatmeal, you leave it overnight in some milk, and in the morning it's so refreshing! U guys ever try that?? wow!!!
Every time this thread comes up cunts complain about porridge while not knowing how to make it. It's fucking delicious when done right. I shan't be explaining do your own homework
>>77518483Man that sounds good
>>77518547It is good too!
>>77518118can i add chicken to it? does it work somehow, because if not, i am not interested.
>>77518118It's good for cutting but man is it hard to get calories out of it when you are bulking. After a bowl I'm already sick of the goop and I've had less than 500 calories even with protein powder and fruit added.
>>77518118It's better for you than rice, but I still can't fit it easily into my diet. Lentils remain the best.I prefer savory oatmeal btw
I go through 500 gram pack every 3 days. Top tier meal, easy as fuck to make and one of few meals that keeps me full for hours on end. Been eating oatmeal every day for like 2 years straight just with banana and milk. Not sure I would be able to pull it off if i wasn't autistic as I can see how other people can get tired of it quick.
Whole milk. Maple butter. Cinnamon. Tastes exactly like dinosaur egg oatmeal. Soooooo bomb.
>>77518118I eat plain oatmeal with a splash of milk every day at 1pm in preparation for my workout at 3pmYes I am autistic
>>77518118Oatmeal hurts my tummy. In fact anything with soluble fiber hurts my tummy. I'm downright allergic to beans. I can eat insoluble fiber foods but then my poop is all watery. It's tough not being able to handle soluble fiber especially with the weird fiber culture popping up just as bad as protein culture. I can eat protein thankfully.
Oats are the god tier carbHorses eat oats, they have huge dicks and tons of musclePlus oats fixed my borderline high ldl cholesterol thanks to their soluble fiber content
On Thursday it's oatmeal time
>>77519080Do da oatmeal do da oatmeal wow!!!Woohoo Bowl of oatmeal woohoo da oatmeal
>>77518118Oats with crushed salted almonds, dried cranberries, honey.
>>77519177Idiot That's bitch nigga oatmeal
>>77519181
>>77518124>>77518125>>77518129havent any of you retards heard of fruit? all you need to sweeten your oatmeal is a ripe banana, or some fresh blueberries. if fruit isn’t sweet enough for you, your taste receptors have been raped by the processed food jew
>>77519191Nooooo u need shaved sea salt Baja California roasted almonds and dried goji berries like my favorite influencers on da Instagram
>fill pot with water>add palmful of dried cranberries>bring water to boil>add oatmeal>cook for recommended length of time>remove from heat>add one egg to oatmeal, constantly stirring>mix until egg is fully incorporatedBon appetit
>>77518954Your gut biome is rekt
>>77519449thanks faggot
I used to skip carbs at breakfast and realized it sucks ass. Added oats with cinnamon, dates and raisins and holy shit, what a difference. It seems to help with my workouts in the afternoon for some reason. I am oatpilled now.Also anyone using the word slave and oats in the same sentence can suck my dick.
>>77518124>auntie>mumsaar go back
Oats make me sleepy for some reason. Nothing else seems to do that.
>>77519527Oats make you sleepy??
>>77519512Nigger, I'm a flip born in australia.
>>77519642You're a nigger flip from australia?? wow that's so cool!!!
>>77518118oat bran is betterthank me later
>>77519646That's so dumb wow ur stupid
Two words, lil' nigs: AvenanthramidesIf u know u know
>>77518125>horses become jacked on oatsI like my oats :3
>>77519787I'll never live another day without outsAvenanthramides, after learning about this shit, this doesn't exist anywhere except butterfly larva and like, I forgot what else, like butterfly shit and oatsAnd it's literally a miracle just like lycopene. Remember the lycopene thread? Oats are law
>>77519642i was told, flips are the niggers of SEA. but he might have been biased, what is your take on it?
>>77518118I love oatmeal, but I found out that the amount I consumed contained several times the maximum daily intake of lead. I still love it but I only have it occasionally now.
me gonna have big bowl of oats with honey and berries and salt later as treat for saving little girl from human cultists
>>77518933I just finished my oats
>>77519798They love basketball, love circumcision, at a low enough socioeconomic level will eat with their hands. Yeah, I'm ashamed to say we kind of are. Before the spanish colonized, the native flips were niggers, but because of the ports and shit, you also had mixes with chinese and other kinds of races. What I'll never understand is why french never had non stop sex with the vietnamese to make khazakis.
