I had a dream last night where I met Mike, and I asked him for deadlift tips. He explain there were many different variations and showed me some examples. All the examples were different variants of overhead dumbbell presses. What is his problem?
>>77518666ask for some rowing tips tonight
I had a dream where Dr. Mike was running a marathon and kept running out of breath and everyone was laughing at him for being an unfit fitness guy but then it was revealed that the marathon was US army screening and everyone that laughed at him was drafted and he was exempt.
>>77518676He’s exempt by default for being jewish
>>77518673>roiding for this
>>77518666Did he get behind you when you bent over to pick up the bar and do his signature gay joke?
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>>77518666>What is his problem?Sprouting literal horns is probably the worst, but being a bald fat midget who gives contradictory exercise advice also ranks up there.
>>77518673I'm willing to bet his baby is a mulatto
>>77518666He looks like a dragonoid/reptilian hybrid and that's ignoring the horns protruding from both sides of his head.
>>77519107I actually respect Mike a lot because he’s making the best of his truecel existence.>Literally like 5’2”>Bald>Wide frame>Hairy as fuck>Ugly>Horribly unathletic genes>Frankly pretty bad bodybuilding genes>So short and stout that he wobbles around>Literally a fucking Jew>Circumcised cock>Probably small cock tooHe’s rejected the evil of his ancestors and dedicated his life to self-improvement and helping others. He’s pretty fit for a dude with some of the worst genetics I’ve ever seen. Mike blasts steroids and lifts twice a day just to not look that good and have pretty unimpressive lifts.Mike was fated to be a smelly, obese, used car salesman, Jewing over elderly goywomen every day and hating his life. He rejected his fate and decided to become the greatest version of himself, as unimpressive as it may seem.If you think Mike sucks now, imagine the person Mike was destined to be. Fuck destiny. You decide who you are, just like Mike decided who he is.For that reason, I love Mike.
>>77518666Big booty bombastic delicious mike
>>77520190He could unironically do much better and have avoided the lipo surgeries by just taking cardio remotely seriously and not guzzling giga cereal. Never even mind better compound stack selection.
>>77518666Stop dreaming about men, anon.
>>77520362why? op is probably a girlthere's not a lot of homosexuals here
>>77520283>He could unironically do much better and have avoided the lipo surgeries Lipo surgeries were because of Mike’s body dysmorphia. Remember that Jews are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia and mental illness in general>by just taking cardio remotely seriouslyThe reality is that being a roided mass monster and cardio don’t go well together. Even Dwayne Johnson (who has far better genetics than Mike in every way) just uses an eliptical because The Rock’s body can’t handle lots of running. >and not guzzling giga cereal.Whey is a complete protein source. I wouldn’t recommend anyone eat nothing but protein slop, but Mike having a better diet won’t overhaul his appearance. Hell, the average normie eats nothing but slop without the protein, and normies mostly look better/healthier than Mike, muscles aside. Mike just looks like an ugly, sickly dude. Steak and spinach won’t turn Mike into Chris Hemsworth. I’m sure Mike gets some greens and plenty of grilled chicken. More fiber would probably help his protein farts, but it won’t be lifechanging.>Never even mind better compound stack selection.A better stack for what? More muscle? Mike is already built like a Mini Pekka. Leanness? Mike can and has got plenty lean already. His fat genetics, insertions, proportions are just shit.These is a dude who has dedicated his life to autistic levels of fitness. His genetics are just shit. Working harder isn’t always the answer.Did Arnold work hard? Yes. Did it make him the best? No. Arnold was on stage with 20 other dudes that also worked very hard. Did Arnold work harder than them? No, they even trained together. They were all doing the same shit. Genetics made Arnold the best. Just like genetics made Lebron better at basketball than all the other nigs that worked just as hard as Lebron did.Mike is literally the best version of himself, as disappointing as it may seem.
>>77520374There arent any girls on the internet, anon.
