Swimming is by far the best sport for everyday life
>>77520592But I can’t listen to cardio while swimming
>>77520592Horrible man bod on the girls
>>77520592I prefer Hyrox
>>77520599Gross. Use a toilet.
female swimmers are so fucking weird. half of them are weird and autistic (you have to be to stare at a laneline for most of your waking hours), a lot of them are too insecure of their broad shoulders and simultaneously make a complex out of it while being too self-conscious to have sex and embrace male attraction. all of them have receding hairlines due to hours of having a swim cap yank their fucking hair back. somehow swimming turns white women into autistic aliens with somalian foreheads.> t. ex-college swimmer who spent way too much time with these gremlins. the dudes are always bros tho
>>77520622>their broad shouldersI like girls with broad shoulders, too bad public swimming pools are never full of qties, just old people and fat fucks.
>>77520622Fr
>>77520622frr
>>77520592Uhh rollI live dangerously
>>775205921 > 3 > 7 > 5 > eh
>>77520592>broad shoulders, thicc but fit physique
broad women shoulders are a sign of a high sex drive
>>77520594Get a bone-conducting underwater mp3 player
>>77520592WilliamsObsessedGeneral
>>77520599u so jelly
>>77520592It doesn't have to be the best, I like doing it anyway. It has improved my life a lot and I'm still just a beginner.
>>77520592Swimming in chlorinated pools often gives you asthma
competitive swimming culture seems to be very toxic
>>77520592Roll
I want to learn how to swim. I find it almost impressive I can't swim considering I am surrounded by water on all sides here.Where do I even begin?
>Swimming is by far the best sport for everyday life
>>77521755you swallow your pride, go to a school and splash in the pool with floaters on
>>77521331Ayy based
>>77521487Anything competitive will eventually be toxic. In other news water is wet.
>>77520599is hyrox just indian crossfit?
>KILL ME PLEASE!
>>77520592I would swim if pool next to me wouldn't be full of kids from various schools all day
This looks like some kind of half-developed marsupial baby.
>>77520592I mean, if you lived near a lake, river or ocean then sure
>>77520592Can't swim for shit, I'm a chain-smoking asthmatic.
I swam competitvely from 6-18. I would consider swimming again if the local pool had attractive women that trained. But there aint, so I shaint. Too fucking boring solo.
>>77521931>fourth date with the new gf>go for a walk>find a lake>go skinny dipping>make out while in the waterIt was just the best.
Anyone here feel like they're going insane unless they submerge themselves in a sea or an ocean at least once a year?
>>77521487Swimming is a difficult sport. You basically torture yourself for 2 hours twice a day. The culture conforms to this reality. It's not nearly as bad as some sports like gymnastics though, just imo.
>>77521919>>77521925Theyre both very sweet and ambitious women irl
>>77521966Is gymnastics pretty much manlet coded for males?
>>77522108>codednigger
>>77520592Swimming is far from perfect for everyday life.>very few people swim for work, it's a leisure activity>swimming pools are expensive and often crowded>prep time takes a lot of time (changing clothes, showering, all this shit)>not much carryover to daily tasks (compared to lifting or running or even power walking)>induces little hypertrophy>chlorinated water isn't great for you
>>77522122first 3 points are nonarguments (dumb excuses)swimming provides superior cardiovascular (and consequently health) gains compared to pretty much any form of cardiono shit it doesn't provide the same hypertrophy as lifting, neither does most cardio (enough volume will still give you a respectable upper body, the same way bike sluts often have massive lower body)valid point but only really notable concerns are aesthetic related (dry hair, etc), no real long term health damage (you're better investing all your schizophrenia into microplastics instead)
>>77520594They have waterproof earphones
>>77521941I cast myself into the sea twice a year. I swim out as far as I can, then just go limp and float on my back. The sea has always returned me to land. Some day, it will keep me.
>>77520592Imagine the orgies the nine of them must have. All those svelte, smooth bodies pressing together.
>>77522108yeah you pretty much have to be under 5'6" to do any of the really advanced stuff
>>77521895Chinese crossfit
>>77520622Fucking kek’d. Down to a T. > be me in pool two weeks ago> spot new girl stretching before session > class begins, coach introduces her yada yada > can’t see her face still> get curious > see her resting after some flies next to my lane > she’s staring directly forward, propped up on elbows out of the water and arching her back a bit strange (like a 1950s models pose or something?)> see her face > looks exactly like Iva Jovic, same big autistic blue eyes > ff > realize she hits the same pose resting every time > never talks to anyone > runs away to locker room asap looking down And here I was expecting a normal female individual. Other girl in my class has Down syndrome and other got beat up pretty bad by her black boyfriend once. Kek.
do the swim girls check out the guys bulges?i figure if you are hung, swim meets are like the best free advertisement
>>77522312>twice a yearFuck, I envy you.
>>77520592I wonder how their pussies taste like, hmmm guess I will will never know.
>>77522271>first 3 points are nonarguments (dumb excuses)first one is very practical - there are way more scenarios in which being proficient in running trumps being good at swimmingsecond one is also practical, swimming isn't very accessiblethird one is an actual time:benefit ratiothis is just cold calculation
>>77522680yeah, they do. In fact if you haven't noticed, women and girls check bulges everywhere, all the time. Not being ironic.
>>77520592luv me swimmin'. do 1.5 km pyramids twice a week. simple as
No niggers in the pool
>>77520594>listen to cardionigger u wot?
Swimming is my primary cardio and it's always fun to mog the "pro" team who think they're muscular
>>77520592>tfw no competitive swimmer gfwhy even live bros?
I started doing serious swimming, I have very good gains from it, it started recomping my body, I'm starting to get that swimmer body look rather than lifter build, which is way better imo. Getting tired of lifting and gradually switching to swimming, got bored of lifting. I started by going to classes 2x a week, now doing 3x a week plus one or two sessions by myself on the weekend. One of the nicest things is you get to be surrounded by hot girls in swimsuits, I hope to get good enough so I can start networking with them.
>>77524949>RESPECT ME AS A PERSON AND COMPETITOR, CHUD!
>>77520592this argument always falls apart when you realize that even amateur level swimmers go to the gym multiple times per week. They are not building their bodies in the pool
>>77520592>Swimming is by far the best sport for everyday lifeWrong, sex isI compete at sex professionally
>>77524992Is he always satisfied with you?
>>77520592Now post the women's team.
How does one get a diver gf?
>>77525215meet her while you are both teenagers at university that both of you attend on your sports scholarship
>>77525215LEGGA SEXOOOO
>>77520622+ all swimmerbitches have no tits whatsoever, they are practically men
>>77525363Shape>symmetry>size DFCs matter.
>>77525233Man does it suck to be europoor, all our hot divers also go to the US on scholarships to get railed by american chads
In my country you only find grannies at swimming classes so it's terrible for social gains.
>>77520622you ever frot with your swim bros after practice?
>>77525506nta as if you would have had a chance with them anyway. Think about how entitled normal women are for chads, now think about how they're going to be if they actually have a right to demand a good body like being a top swimmer and good-looking. They'll be swarming the dudes who look best and are the champions at swimming. And competitive swimming is no joke - the highest competitors get up at 5:30am or even earlier some of them and are swimming for hours before your alarm goes off. This every day. It's partly crazy also which as has been mentioned comes off in some of them. You could try with the more casual ones but same as yoga isn't a perfect way to meet girls some will undoubtedly have their guard up. There's nowhere with free pussy. So you could use swimming for the sake of getting the body and to be around girls without necessarily getting one.
>>77526091Stop projecting, loser.
>>77520592Serious question. Why are the woman swimmers such high body fat compared to the men?I know the genetics bullshit that woman have higher bodyfat, but this is for the average person who does nothing and its around. Surely there is an optimum bodytype for swimming which is why the men don't deliberately pack on more bodyfat. The woman could be lean and ripped if they changed their diet and training routine for it.. the guys could also change their diet to be more fat. So what's the deal?
Wrong, it's cheerleading.
>>77521931>>77521938>get flesh eating worm up the penis
>>77521938I did this. Fucked her in the lake. Gave her some SERIOUS pussy infection. It stank for a month.
>>77526135>those non-existant thighsGrim.
>>77526189Thats the point
>>77526139>>77526142And that's why you make out in the lake, then go to her place, take a shower and fuck, you morons.Never ever fuck in fresh, especially standing water, only in salt water.Now fucking in the sea is based. I had sex in the sea on Cyprus once, it was amazing. The slow moving of the waves really contributes to standing thrusting.
>>77522082how's their throat game? they pay the balls the attention they deserve?
>>77521784This made me laugh
>>77526302Did he have a BBC? Did you have a prostate orgasm?
>>77526091I've mostly fucked attractive athletic women, my current gf is an ex track athlete, my ex was a volleyball player etc., but never got the chance to date or fuck a diver chick, they are pretty rare, it's a small niche sport. The hottest ones go on full scholarship rides to the US, immidately after high school. I am just saying it's unfair in that aspect. Not my fault for being born in this shithole of a continent. You guys have it so much better with hot athletic women with high school and college sports, those are pretty non existent here in EU. If I was born in the US nothing would stop me from fucking these chicks. FYI I went on a date with one but she was about to leave for the US, I am saying this from experience. That was the closest I ever got to banging one, but I really want to though. I refuse to die without banging one
There is a pool near my house bit its too expensive
>>77520592There are so many women in swimming compared to men, can attest
