>What's DK stand for? Donkey Kong?>No... Dick KingWelcome to Dick King General. In here we discuss different protocols and strategies to grow our penis's to compete with today's porn riddled market.Growing your penis is important because if you are hot and in shape enough to pull a good looking lady, then she unzips your pants to be greeted with a 5 1/2" erection... it is going to make her surprised in a bad way. This will shatter your confidence, and leave you fleeing to Dick King General for advice. I know a lot about this shit, and can help you get started. Seeing as the jannies have yet to prune some mtf showing their nipples.... I see no reason that my latest instalment in how to grow your penis will get deleted, but this further confirms the janny is a homosexual who is overweight and gay. Anyways, shoot away with your questions. I could probably build noob routines that take about 20min a day and will start showing gains in 1-2 months.
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>>77529286What is a good routine to start dik maxing
And that’s him replying to himself
>>77529286I did some hanging and ADS, I've got a big flaccid now but I can't even get more than 50-70% erect, gf said it wasn't too bad but left after a few months. I should have just been happy with what I had. Don't do it anon
The most effective method is simply getting lean. If you’re overweight you may add a full inch to your schwanz if you get to a healthy bmi.
>>77529405Hopefully you’ve mad an appointment with a certified urologist to discuss this.If not, I suggest you promptly do so.
Dumb thread. You have your dick, and you don't have not your dick. Learn to live with it, and stop being insecure about it.
>>77529412They said it's hard flaccid syndrome, ive been following advice but nothing much is happening. I had a fine working dick but I ruined it, I can't even jerk off
>>77529416Have you inquired about pelvic floor PT or trialing a low dose medication such as tadalafil?
>>77529426Yeah I'm doing the pt as advised, Tadalafil is whats going me the 70% at best. Although I feel like it could be placebo idk.I'm getting ready to rope
>>77529354Based
>>77529405>hanging and ADSuwu what's this?
>>77529443All day stretching. A lot of terminology in this space/ on Thunders place. They'll ban you on there for "trolling" if you can't explain every detail to your PE going really wrong
>>77529354Who cares? The board is dead.
>>77529486It will be better when you are finally dead.
Cialismaxxing: The Thread
You've got dudes here like "I rolled my cock out with a rolling pin, taking breals to smack it with a hammer. I don't know why it stopped working and didn't get bigger. Some other dudes online said it would."
>>77529498Then you get other dudes replying: "No, man, you're supposed to smack it with the rolling pin then press with the hammer! I gained 4 inches this way, trust me."
>>77529498It's a lot more sophisticated than that, you would be surprised, but it's still very risky
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>>77529286>a girl seeing a 5.5 inch dick, and being depressed about it You people and your porn brains are the reason you can't get sex. 5.7 is like the absolute average in the United States so more than likely that girl you think will laugh at your average dick has already seen 7 of the same size dick as yours before meeting you.
>>77529542Not true. Small Men self selecting themselves out of the dating pool, big men being more confident, and women spreading word of big dicks all bias the "average" perceived size. Odds are most women think like 6.5 is average
>>77529544and they'd be wrong. An average is an average for a reason psycho.
>>77529286I'm like 7.3 erect but 4 flaccid. How do I make my flaccid bigger?
IDK about really small dick. But women can still be loyal to a guy with average/small dick and you can still get cheated on even if you had a 10" dick. I know happily married dudes with loyal loving wives and I've seen their little 5 inchers with my own eyes. I know another dude with the biggest dick I've ever seen. Probably bigger than 99% of porn dudes. A true freak horse cock. His wife cheated on him with a drug dealer while he was on a business trip and he ended up in a mental institution after she left him.
>>77529549They'd be wrong but it'd be an accurate observation statistically. If you cut off one tail of a normal distribution, the mean and median value both shift, even though the most common value(mode) stays the same
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>>77529632>concepts that 12 year olds learn You're a fucking moron
How can you believe anyone in this thread without DK proof?
>>77529382Eat corn, on the cob, and clench your sphincter as tight as you can until you are ready to move up.
>>77529286I just need something for longer harder erections and easier cumming lads. It was embarrassing this weekend. We couldnt do doggy because we couldnt me hard enough and her wet enough at the same time
>>77529286very indian thread
>>77529853Its chinese
>>77529286>>77529286
will never not feel bad about dudes who fuck with their dickjust get good at fingers (forearm work) & using your tongue>t. 8x6
>>77530245I find fingers really boring, love eating out though, like a makeout sesh with her vagina
>>77530287I like doing overhand ez bar & zottman curls anyways, added wrist rollingmy domme demands aggressive fingeblasting so win-win
>>77529286Been on nic pouches for a but but also approaching 30, noticed erections aren't where I want them (VIRILE and READY at ALL TIMES). Morning wood fine but not always getting boners seeing thick latinas in short shorts like I need to. Switched to nofap for 6 days out of the week with a blast day which did help raise my test (less prolactin, less aromitization) but running angion method 2 didn't do much. Tried angio pumping but that also didn't go anywhere. Think I'm trapped with underdeveloped arteries from nicotine and a tight pelvic floor. Been doing more stretches and finally running AM1 and think I'm seeing progress, doing every other day but I want to do xx11x11 but when I did that with AM2 I had over training.Any bros have AM1 experience?
>>77529286I think i posted my routine about 4 years ago about how i went from a 4.7" girth to a 5.5" girth and everyone laughed me out. Sounds like times are catching up and its become more acceptable to train length and girth. But imma be a gatekeeper, no one will know my optimized routine. I will state that even if you stop, you still maintain the length and girth you gained. So yes, the juice is worth the squeeze.
>>77530170>penis bob
>>77529558Sounds very pajeet pilled
So glad I got married at 20 and don't have to deal with moronic insecurities like this.
>>77531021only one whose insecure is you for bringing up your completely unrelated marriage story. you also want to tell us people who workout are insecure and your marriage saved you of that?
>>77529558Dick size doesn't matter to women unless you're comically small. Women don't value sex the way men do. It's so easy to get laid as a woman. Most women also don't even watch porn, they watch rom coms lmao
>>77531156Growing number do
>>77531949this is your mind on porn
>>77531050I work out because I like being strong.I don't obsess over penis size because I'm not insecure and I don't bang thots.
>>77532050sounds like an insecurity problem for you. i hope you get the help you deserve
Women don’t really care how big your dick is. Unless it’s a micro penis. Or maybe if it’s huge (which isn’t necessarily a positive). Sex and attraction is a thing you can be “good” at and from what I can tell, dick size has fuck all to do with it. Angle seems to matter a bit though.
>>77533288Depends on your circumstances. I'm a bit of a lean androgynous twink, I think me having a big dick really helps cement my masculinity for women. One time some "macho" guy was trying show me up and insult me in front of my gf and said I probably have a small dick, she just looked at me with a big grin.
>>77530170Ok but what does this actually do
>>77533387Out of completely no homo curiosity, how big?
>>775335597.8x6.3, i think the girth especially seems masculine, thick chode vs long pencil has obvious gender role associationsBut you should generally avoid stating a measurement with a lady, it's not masculine to do, and they'll probably not be super impressed cuz girl inches anyway
>>77533579Isn't that too big for the ladies? It's fascinating how it's all luck
>>77533603yeah me and gf don't have sex super often because it's a lot of work getting her warmed up and i take a while to finish, i eat her out more often which is fun. she really enjoys when we actually do though, says she's spoiled for other guys
>>77533579>But you should generally avoid stating a measurement with a ladyehhh when a woman brags to her friends and you get dragged into it, own it>>77533603just like dick size everyone has preferences;personally I'm proud of how thick mine is and am generally into women who like being filled & stretched
>>775295425.7 is only average if you include chinks and beaners in the count. Average white cock is around 6.4 inches
>>77533558>>77530170The kegels train you to control your orgasm, making you last longer in bed on command. That one is not so much about size but about how you use it
>>77533288Women are degenerates, and they discuss intimate details with other women. If your goal is to hook up with multiple women, public knowledge about your big size is a massive aid in getting women interested
How do I get my penis to stop showing in my pants? Im cut and you can very obviously see my cut head in my shorts and pants. Sometimes I get self conscious that other people can tell
>>77533744Yeah that's all fine but just don't say a number, especially not an exact one. Let her have her guessShe might think "wow he's way bigger than my exes(liars) who were all 7 inches, but he said he was 7.5, guess they just seem smaller in my memory and 7.5 inches isn't that rare"
>>77529411tfw lean but still have pelvic fat
>>77532066Insecure about what exactly? This is the dumbest attempt at a "I'm rubber you're glue" in history. At least I can tell you're not jewish with how shitty you are at these tactics.
>>77533771true.6.5" - 7" here, depending on my fat levels. im also tall af and got big feet so its just genetics.women do talk, a lot, even with their guy friends if they are open enough. heres shit i learned from them thru yearstheres the:>hookup dick - big thick one good for hookups>boyfriend dick - 6" at least, bit bigger head, preferably slight curve up. multiple women said if they find a guy with this dick they cant get enough of it, hits all the right spot. >mushroom dick - where the head is really big, but unless the dick itself is long, they will consider it small because perspective i guess>pencil dick - long and thin, mostly disappointing and pokey. >small dick - they will just show their pinky and laugh, but thats it, wont talk much about it bcz its like when you fuck a fat girl, dont want everyone to know you did her. the hookup dick and bf dick are the holy grail for them. but one thing you have to consider is that women are usually smaller than men and what they consider "big" is quite relative.like for smaller girls, i feel like pussy destroyer 9000, and they love to measure it against their face like wow its so huuuuge.so the real trick is:>find a short girl that loves to talk and is super social - not hard, short ones are all flirty af since they wanna get attention>fuck her good, eat that pussy, make her cum a lot>tell her we can keep it on the DL, you dont want a relationship now, but no worries like u keep shit private u wont tell anyonethis is like catnip for them.she will tell her friends. will hit you up at 3AM for some dicking. make sure she introduces you to her friends at one point, go for drinks or party or something. they will all know and if you did a good job with her, they will be up for it tested multiple times.
>>77533840get over yourself insecure man, go take care of your children
>>77533840you do sound a bit generally insecure. a secure man doesn't come onto the internet to brag about how secure he is and then get into an argument about how he isn't insecure
>>77531021really helping small dick dudes with an attitude like that
