ITT: /fit/ halloween costumes
>>77538425
jacked anything. jacked clown, jacked hobo, jacked wizard
Nice stume bro
>>77538425I'm growing a mustache for the off chance that I do anything for Halloween and can go as a Viltrumite
If you're older than 12 and thinking about a Halloween costume, you've failed at the game of live. Costumes for your kids is okay, but costumes for yourself is cringe as fuck and you're a loser.
I think I am going as black face again
>>77538471>>77538468>>77538466Titus and bbc poster posting seconds apartWhat are the odds?
roided troon (no costume required)
>>77538461>he doesn't go to the gym with a lifting costumengmi
>>77538425If I go as anything it'll be Pharaoh We-Arekingsandstuph but shirtless.
>>77538519would they ask me to leave Planet Fitness if I showed up dressed like this and just knocked out an entire set?
>>77538425last time I did jacked rapist, this time... maybe jacked inmate or smth
>>77540913An absolute classic.
>>77540913>>77541020it's fakehttps://web.archive.org/web/20150909125711/https://charlie-the-patriot.deviantart.com/art/My-first-Bane-Cosplay-HELL-YEAH-383106044
>>77538461>the concept of adult Halloween parties is a completely unknown concept to zoomersgrim
>>77538425Paganism isn't fit.
>>77541045shocking
>>77541045Next thing you'll tell me the guy with a fetish for floor tiles wasn't real either
>>77541064Christ was DYEL lol
>>77541256The carpenter who fasted in the desert? Who carried the cross? That Christ? No, friend, the Messiah was jacked and the Son of God and if you search your soul you will know this is true.
obligatory Roshi
>>77540941>Thinking lifting 50 pounds with one hand is comically hard
>>77538425Dora the explorer
>>77538425Ronnie Coleman
>>77541256Yeah I just said paganism isn't fit. No idea why you even responded this.
>>77541388>me in the back
>>77541272>carpenterWood is light, working wood is basically cardio, dyel as fuck.>fastedCatabolic, dyel as fuck.>carried the crossHe did one rep of this x life and the exercise itself is endurance. Dyel as fuck.>That Christ?The evidence speaks for itself.
>>77541388its 50lbs per side
>>77541853Kek
>>77538461true, im an adult. i can do this every day if i want to
Be sure to grow your chesthair.
>>77538461>>77542658I do do this every day. My costume is always being fully naked.
>>77541272>>77541967Plus, Christ just means 'the annointed one' i.e covered in oil. He used it to make himself look more jacked than he was. fraudmaxxer.
>>77538461If you’ve never attended a college Halloween party filled with sloots, you truly did miss out.
>>77538461Every time you wear clothes you're wearing a costume
>>77538425Halloween is the shit bro. You go from wearing costumes and getting candy to wearing costumes and getting pussy. It's also the perfect way to show off your gains in a socially acceptable manner, and wish fulfillment in a way, last year I fucked slutty Wario and Waluigi, and prior to that I had never wanted to fuck either. As a male himbo ive done all the costumes.>Daredevil the man without fear>Ivan Drago>Snake Pliskin>Omni man>Jack Burton>This year i spent over 200 bucks on a 1966 batman costume Fuck one of my favourite moments of all time was when I went to comic con as Spiderman, and since the costume is skin tight, women would stare at my cock then give me the up and down, then stare at the eyes of my costume to see if I was noticing.
>>77538425tell me about pic relatedwhy does he wear the mask?
>>77543023>I fucked slutty Wario and Waluigi, and prior to that I had never wanted to fuck either.Yeah but I think he was talking about straight guys
>>77538427too straight
>>77538461I also started clocking in the coal mines and beating my wife at 13. I am a Man.
>>77541256>Christ was DYEL lol
>>77540913dangle is goated costume if you got legs and a mustacheI got laid both years I wore it
>>77541388Me in the back of the bus.
>>77538427I know this is gay, however if you asked to define what's so gay about I couldn't really say. The haircuts, maybe?
>>77545447I look like this and say this
>>77540913>>77541045I'm sure someone has posted that pic isn't what OP originally posted.
my personal choice
>>77538461>he doesnt cosplayFag
>>77547531It's funny how I remember as a kid I thought snake was jacked as fuck, rewatched those movies recently and he's dyel
>>77546112The facial expressions and being too lean in football gear. It’s like when a woman wears her boyfriend’s football jersey
>>77547537Oh yeah I'm sure you were invited to that party with your badass spiderman costume.
>>77538427Miley cyrus lookin ass mfs
>>77550200
>>77538465>t. politicians for some reason
