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>>77539963Based. Thank you for your service, king
>>77539963>>77539964You're annoying. Get new material for these thread.
>>77539963Based
>>77539988Not based
>>77539988>these threadESL?
I haven't seen any Virgie here in a while.Has /fit/ forgotten the cake of its mother?
>>77540020Speaking of the /fph/ all-timers, Tess Munster walks 10,00 steps a day. Do YOU?
>>77540031Forgot image.So this is the real reason for all of her weight loss. The fear of being immobile.Doesn't really jive with her HAES philosophy, but it is a relief. I though maybe she had a relapse and was anorexic again.
What do i do if I leave for a work alot and my gf keeps getting fatter?
>>77540020>but what if i depicted you as the v̶i̶r̶g̶i̶n̶ chud and myself as the c̶h̶a̶d̶ virgie
>>77540044>Grown hair is black on topWhat the fuck? So her hair is dyed? I thought his art ran on anime girl rules, does this mean all of the girls with blue hair are dyed in-verse? ...This is bothering me.
>>77540049It was a shock to me too l
>>77539963will this last longer than the previous thread? lets find out!
>>77539963Blessed thread >>77539988>t. goblinx
>>77540122what, another 3 weeks to hit bump limit?
>>77540040>webm relWe deserve all the nukes our enemies want to send us. We allowed shit like this to happen.
>people
>>77539988Fatty cope
>>77539963>no gobu update since JanDo we think shes lost the weight? Maybe shes lurking and laughing while being down 100lbs
>>77540040>why yes, I do need to have my disgusting sausage fingers flopping around in my nigtok
>>77541318Looks like the opening portal to some flesh dimension
>>77541318
>>77539964Now can someone explain to me what the hell an architect is?
>>77540020>ambition
>>77541525kek the purple skin even matches
>>77540020that filename>start identifying as ambitious todayan actual quote from the full substack post (which is part of the "VOLUMINATI" essay series)can't make this shit up
>>77541621Fucking newfag raus
>>77541626Nobody is going to get thatBut good one
>>77540040>>77541322It's a shame because they have pretty faces.
how the fuck do they wipe their ass when they poop
When I finally get a six pack this is the quality of women I can finally pull
>>77541296ayyo look like she got dookie between dem cheeks!!
>>77541629>posts the thumbnailretard
>>77541629
>>77541844>>77541859>>77541844>>77541859i thought it accentuated her hue and diminished her smell
>>77541658Making a lot of assumptions there
>>77541301>>77541305This is what fat fetishists unironically want to gaslight you into thinking is sexually appealing. They're so wrapped up in their own fantasies they don't realize how repulsive it really is to anybody outside of their online bubble. Fucking YUCK.
>>77543726Low t and small dick
>>77543730unoriginal copy/paste copeYou're subhuman.
>Low t and small dick
>>77541626We all love Brutus; that's why he's canonically in Dante's lowest circle
>>77540040It's pretty crazy to me that you can be so fat that if you aren't careful you can just break your body by doing a wrong move.
i miss doll so god damn much
>>77541318Was this inspiration for the brain bug of starship troopers?
>>77543402I love this video, because :55 shows it's not rigged
Why are liberal women overwhelmingly obese? Is it because they value weakness?
Today I refused to hold the door open for a fat person.
>>77546242Is this that chick who was their strategist to get men to go back to the Democrats?
>>77541621Certainly, you can LURK MOAR and find out
>>77541621
>>77547399She looks like if my gf lost 50lbs. Theres a certain type of brunette white girl that all have the exact same face.
>>77545374Fph is fucking dead without her.
>>77541621A man with a fetish for overweight women. The meme started because actor Pierce Brosnan stuck with his wife even after she gained weight.Despite being a wealthy A list actor with the ability to divorce his wife and then trade her in for a younger skinnier model, he chose to stay with his wife. This sparked memes that revolve around the assumption that actor Pierce Brosnan likes his women overweight. In fact, as internet lore goes, he likely MADE her gain weight to fit his personal taste in women. In other words, he built her up to be that way, just like an Architect would plan to build something.So, a guy who isn't a complete asshole to his wife sparked the meme, the Architect.Now, all of us dudes who unironically enjoy a thick cutie every now and then can also call ourselves Architects.
>>77546242First of all, most women in the West are liberal/left leaning. Overweight women just happen to overlap with that demographic. Secondly, women are vicious. They'll happily promote body positivity, knowing full-well that it makes other women around them unattractive because it means less competition for them for high value men. They will even promote body positivity to others while secretly hopping on Ozempic or ordering themselves Retatrutide. my girlfriend's roommate is doing just that right now. she's taking peptides to lose weight while retaining her leadership position at this informal network of mostly female liberal activists, where they're all about body positivity, the latest activist stuff, trump is bad, etc. Another thing to know is that liberal/left activism is a kind of social climbers' club. All of the virtue signaling you see is part of an internal competition within that sociopolitical group is how they maintain their credibility within that subculture through a kind of passive aggressive virtue signaling competition. They all want to be seen publicly as caring about the latest thing, the latest bullshit revolving around race, gender, or identity. It's a kind of toxic subculture that revolves around this narcissistic desire to be seen publicly as caring about stuff that they often do not REALLY care about.
>>77546242>>77548479Would it be safe to say fit women are more likely to be moderates/right-leaning, then?
>>77548483I'm not sure about that. I think fit women could also be just as left leaning. They'll just pretend to be non judgmental about overweight women and men for social clout
>>77548486That webm is funny because it sorta aligns with where my mind was at with my question. It's a toss up with fit white women, but I definitely think fit black women are more likely to be right-leaning
>>77548489... it is funny you should mention that
>>77548494Pottery...
>>77541301she looks like a dick
>>77541296>>77541301>>77541318>>77541320imagine the smell
>>77539963>>77539964holy moly, what a general. thanks lads.
God I hate this so much.
>>77549160My takeaways from this:>Poor men are the scrawny blue collar worker or unemployed. Usually a smoker archetype.>Poor women are lazy landwhales sitting at home.
>>77541301>>77541305>>77541309>>77541311>>77541315>>77541318>>77541320>>77541322>>77547399[spoiler]wood[/spoiler]
>>77549539fat people? you came to the right thread
>>77549660are those his moobs?
>>77550183My fat anime girl spam is all american and posted by white hands only. And I do it because its funny.
>>77548145do you like it when she farts?
>>77550506depends. she's mostly a vegetarian though does monthly eat beef. her steak farts can raise the dead
I haven't been on 4chan in 3 weeks but I'm going start posting webm/mp4's again
>>77541309Perfection
Itt : mindbroken manlets rejected by 300lb women
>diabetes leg
>>77551040
what happened to /fph/? it's so slow these days
>>77551047>>77551283Wicked Gamer Leg
>>77551319
>>77551332>>77551319Forgot pic.
>>77551283Gay if you wouldn't
>>77549856Honestly I was going to post a picture of a thick bitch but I think the pic expired or something so it didn’t post. Jokes ded now.
>>77551047Spread it on toast.
>>77548479>most women in the west are left leaningI mean, a fuckton of white women voted for Trump. That demographic was his 2nd largest right under non-college educated white men. It's pretty 50/50 if you ignore black/brown women. Give or take 10% depending on current admin. I think generally speaking women tend to lean whichever way their fathers/husbands lean, with exceptions obviously. >>77548483>Would it be safe to say fit women are more likely to be moderates/right-leaning, then?Depends what you mean by "fit" and "right leaning". The ones that spend a lot of time in the gym with fit hobbies like hiking, running, sports, etc, are less likely to do the whole trad wife cosplay for a chud husband. But definitely less SJW-y than the body positive types.
>>77541525>left sideretarded and wrong
>>77541525subhuman delusions
>>77551702>Trumpyou talking about that fat >person?
Be honest, I know you'd love to try it
>>77539963I hate fats.I hate seeing them.I hate being around them.Especially at the gym.
>>77539964Her (?) top right face is kinda cute. Wasted potential
>>77541311Reminder why you dont take a random whore home. She'll record your room and paint you as a loser freak when she's no better. He is an idiot though, leaving her ALONE is his room with a ton of valuables.
>>77552290>valuables
>>77552197I think this is caused by the belief that adults can't have a soft/gentle side to them so when they're in need of comfort these sort of freaks revert back to their childhood selves.
>>77552197>tfw no dino dungarees
>>77541311Lmao imagine being such a fat desperate retard you got seduced by a mechanical keyboard enthusiast lmao
>>77552290>ValuablesI'm mean those keyboards might be $150 a piece but meh
you are full of hate, I am full of love and my tummy is full of pizzalife is good
>>77552291Its retarded gooner coombrain shit, but his PC isnt. Even the figurines caked in cum are worth money
>>77552102Peak ragebating, tbf.
>>77552294I feel like it's the complete opposite. That societal expectation does exist to some extent but that just leads to guys like this who think they're being progressive and provocative and challenging the status quo by acting like childish manbabies constantly as if there's some kind of virtue in it.
>>77552102I have some fat tendencies, but I dont like sugar (and especially chocolate) with meaty and savory foods. Cookies and milk AFTER a burger binge? Sure. Im fat. But during? Not appealing.Would plap the whore though.
>>77552315
>>77548483In my experience they are more right leaning, but are still left. They acknowledge the flaws with many libs and that some of the extreme movements (body positivity for example) are ridiculous. Most women tend to be left leaning in general or at least hate Trump and republican men. But the fit ones are more rational and can accept that most people are fat retarded slobs, regardless of politics.
>>77551045i am very skinny and feel comfortable. however, today i ate 0,5 lbs of chocolate and i feel terrible. coming here brings comfort.
>>77551045Nah, I'm the opposite. I like thick women and BBW's. I trigger the self-hating overweight people and the bitter cardio bunnies with my appreciation of fat girls. They hate me for architect posting
UNGH THICC
>>77553578HOW THE FUCKONLY IN AMERICA?
I'd rather be in a gore thread than this. I have seen things I wish I didn't see :sob:
>>77553584believe it or not this isn't even that fat for an amerishart
>>77541311She is completely oblivious to the fact she fits his fatty fetish
>>77553540I don't think most people care what makes your penis hard. You might be suffering from Main Character Syndrome.
>>77553755Oh, come on! Any time some guy on here says that they don't mind plowing a chubby girl, it usually triggers the fuck out of a couple types of folks on here. It's usually ...>the self hating fattie>the woman who has struggled with her weight and feels resentful that socially functional men would choose the fat chick who hasn't run a day in her life over the woman who has worked to become a cardio bunny
>>77553782>i got my period backwhy would any chick be happy about that, now she has an excuse to be a cunt to her man and everyone around her on a regular basis? gets to enjoy cramps and feeling like shit. lol.
>>77553805More bizarre that she seems to think her options are being underrated or overfat. Very common amongst women to have extremely black and white thinking.
>>77552102Damn right I'd like to try taking her out on a fun dinner date to a unique restaurant where she will actually eat something, unlike the boring social-climbing thin/bulimic types. Fuck yeah! Afterwards, we'll have some hot sex with lots of loud plaps. She'll probably be hungry after a few rounds of sex, so I'll order her some DoorDash. Then, I'll make her breakfast in the morning (my coom)
>>77553882This bitch is ugly whether lean or fat. No one cares about this ugly bitch.
>>77548420>ourselves
>>77553578Are these those ladies who run on the beach in the bright skirts like they're palette swaps of each other? There's mountains in that video too
>>77548145>like if my gf LOST 50 lbsNigga what?
>>77554005How would you feel if your fat girlfriend lost 50 pounds this morning?
>>77554012Happy because she (wife) weighs 1.5x as much as meOr are you looking for but my wife didn't lose 50 pounds this morning?
>>77553984Yeah! I like a thick bitch every once in a while. So what? You got a problem with that? Do you, nigga? You wanna fight about it?
>>77553949Point still stands. Most women think >be underweight Or>be obese
>>77553940She spends 1 1/2 mins saying something that could have been said in 20 secs, with the full details and all. God I HATE bad story tellers.
>>77553540>>77553782>>77553882There's a clear difference between a little chubby or "thick" and straight up fat fat. A common fetishist trick is to present women who are hot but slightly chubby and then throw in disgustingly fat women in the mix as if they're the same.It's a spectrum not a binary. There's a healthy medium between boney/skinny and fat fat.
>>77554114Depends who you ask. You'll find dozens of versions of this image describing "fit" as a curvy or outright chubby, the line has been shifted over and over. These days skinny means normal, normal means chubby, chubby means obese, fat means GIGA OBESE.
>>77548420>Despite being a wealthy A list actorand maybe the best looking man of all time
>>77554427Roll
>>77554427Why is "Athletic" fatter than "Built"?Is running to the fridge a sport?
>>77554685Its just AI slop bait, but everywhere I've seen it posted just accepts it. Only complaints are about fat distribution and bone shape.
>know fatties are unhealthy and having kids with one is a terrible idea>uncontrollable thoughts of sexo whenever i see onegenuinely how do i fix this
new /fph/ anthem just droppedwww.youtube.com/watch?v=urfpXNBevF0
>>77554819You don't, entire tomes have been authored with the intent of guiding lost souls to solutions for this problem and all of them have failed in their purpose. This is a problem with no solution.
>>77553882wretch
I can't fucking lose weight bros. I hate myself. I do really good for months I drop 30 pounds or so and then something always happens. Some bullshit happens that flares up anxiety or high stress and my immediate cope is "I'll just eat pizza or [insert junk food here] once as a treat" and then before I know it it's OVER and I'm back to eating shit and putting on weight. I know what I need to do. I know how weight loss works and I'm desperate to lose weight... but apparently I'm not desperate enough. It's like I lose my mind and find myself fucking up again and again. I'm exhausted.
>>77539963BTFO
>>77557273I was stuck in that same death loop babes. Try low carb diet dawg. After a few days you’ll fucking forget about that sugar shit. I used to eat pizzas and donuts as a treat, and I convinced myself that I was okay because I was maintaining a weight. But I still wanted to lose weight. Bruh I’ve lost 12 kgs easy, 0 stress while doing this. Easiest weight lost I’ve done. You’ll feel like it’s some big sacrifice because we love sugar so much, and you’ll think you’ll be losing your comfort and happy place but I’m telling you big cheese, it’s all going to be over. When you start shedding the kgs, you’ll be happier and more confident than you’ll ever imagine. I can’t tell you what to do, but for yourself and your sanity, try it for a week or two and see how you fair. It’s kinda surreal how quickly you lose all attraction to sugar and junk food. You jay have to keep carbs (fibre is okay) super low. And you’ll probably shit your pants once it starts but that’s the sign it’s happening. Also you gotta sort out what’s causing your stress my dude. You gotta find the center and stick to it. Everything that happens to you, no matter how ‘bad’ it is, is actually a good thing. It’s the way you find out your true character because that’s the test of life. So don’t shy away from that shit by retreating to ‘comfort food’ like some pussy. Because you’re aware that’s currently who you are, and you’re obviously not happy with that situation.
>>77557273Just watch this video every time you are about to eat slophttps://youtu.be/QYmStXdQqyM
>>77553882>dates>is fat>probably REEEEEEs on social media about not finding good menEvery time
>>77557006Why am i laughing so hard at this. God, im 6 years old mentally.
>>77540188>I'm screaming at my computer ONE MORE! C'MON!
>>77557006I can understand being fat and ugly but that nail painting job is just dreadful. If you don't want to put effort into anything else at least do that right.
>>77557740Well he's probably never done it before
>>77557740what about his bowl cut and sideburns? and all his adipose tissue?