you don't eat mush like a soviet prisoner or are you a subhuman who cant take 5 minutes to roast his oats, and u gotta go and run to netflix to watch your gay shows from korea
I only eat oats as bars since I eat them with yogurt. Says right at the top, toasted.
>>77542168why should i roast my oatsin fat or in dry pan?how's the flavour change? is it the mallard rection caramelizing the starches?you need to tell me more.
>oatsI don't eat fattening cattle feed.
>>77542177u get the mallard, do it dry it's the besrt then u got the good oats
>>77542184thank you oat guy
in tibet they do the oats, they roast them they don't even have shoes there a lot of them, and you're telling me you can't roast your oats here? come on, man that's pathethic. that's just sad you're a joke to me I don't take you seriously
>>77542178Cattle are all muscle, I wish I could be that strong.
>>77542354Enjoy your grains fatboy.
>>77542387Look how much bigger the muscle looks with all that fat in it. It's free gains.
>>77542387This is why I've always thought that wagyu beef is such a meme.They get their meat to look like that because they feed them nothing but corn. It's literally the flesh of a sick animal.
i just roasted oats
>>77542519Not sick with a virus. Just sick with a metabolic disease. It's not transmissible. The cow got sick from eating grains but there are no grains in the meat.
>>77542534ur sick in the head
i put my oats in your teenage daughter haha or ur grandmother or your dog hahah i'm dropping oats in your animal pets hahahahaha based
>>77542354>Cattle are all muscleYeah bro all muscle. Thats why ribeye steak is so lean
>>77542534Yes, the word sick can apply to many different maladies. Cancer is not transmissible, but a person with cancer is sick.
I was buying quaker rolled oats and thought it was a meme food and that everyone was trolling but everything became better since I got the coarser cut ones that are a bit crunchy and don't become mush after 5min in the yogurt
>u get the mallard
>>77542776just try roasting them retardthey smell a little like popcorn once u get em goin
>>77542934u gotta get the mallardsotherwise it aint good enough
>>77542168why? what's the point?
>>77543368why is somet hing roasted better than something mushy? they taste better it breaks them down gives them a little nice little color and then I use a 1:1 water, and just hit them real quick for like 5 minutes and they don't get soggy you get a ncie fluffy bowl and I throw honey on. you don't have to drown them
>>77542168I roast my millet
>>77543431u roast millet??
>>77543431I'd roast your millet IYWIK
i soak them in cold full fat fresh milk for 10mins before eatingi genuinely like them like thati dont like them any other way
>>77542168Oats are disgusting, at best they are filler for shakes.
>>77543470thats not good enough if ur gonna soak them u need at least 16 hours
>>77543471just made a bowl of roasted fluffy oats with honey so guess I win this round, idiot
>>77542168I don't roast my oats.My wife does it for me.If you have to cook then you're a faggot who loves getting topped by the smallest guy at the gym while guzzling down protein from the train being ran on your face.
>>77543518>sees thread about oats>Immediately launches into a tirade of homoerotic fantasy.
oats make u strong u got the fiber the roasted oats u got the horses eat these things, they know a thing or two about running
>>77542168i eat oats every day and never knew about this thanks bro
I do this with rice but have never thought of trying it with oats, thank you OP
>>77543518>Bond burger
Thanks alot you stupid fucks, now I have burnt oatmeal that smells like this spicy savory toasted rice thing we make with curry leaves, crispy fried onions etc.
>>77544192Get ready bro
>>77544220I'm not indian if that's what you're implying.And this doesn't go with flavored whey powder. It could be useful for soups or other savory things, but not just regular oatmeal.
>>77544192it looks stinky
>>77544243you might as well be if you are gonna stink like one
>>77544243So youre a chink
>>77542168i roast your mom
I just make 2 pouches of these. Ain't got time for dealing with it on the stove and it sticking to everything
>>77545131eat the processed slop yess good goy
>>77545131Mmmmmh, slop...
>>77545618it's just oats with stevia I'm pretty sure
>>77542175>>serial killer handwritingplease stop the murders
>>77542168No, I roast my buckwheat. Miss me with that oat garbage.
>>77542168No I eat steelcut oats raw sprinkled on top of a yogurt/whey mix with some frozen blueberries and almonds. Pretty nice actually, no cooking at all.
>>77543382I like my oats like I like my women after I sex themturned into mushcovered in white slimehot and moist
>>77545131>can buy oats and cinnamon>or can buy this shit for 10 times the price and worse quality
>>77548200>Anon discovers that options exists.
