>I farted on the leg press just now.>My gym isn't currently playing music.>There are four other people here.>It echoed through the whole building.How can I recover from this?Do I just blame it on the machine?
>>77548194Assert dominance by doing it again and letting out a loud sigh of relief afterwards.
>>77548194>Do I just blame it on the machine?Yep that's the move, tell everyone that the machine farted.
my sweaty tshirt on the leg press back support vinyl makes farty noises
>>77548194Fart even harder
>>77548251On a leg day, that's an expedient way to shit yourself in front of the foids.
>>77548194one of the home gym blessings, aside from not having to deal with arabs
>>77548194just own it bro
>>77548589My gym has posters up on how to "donate" money to families in India. Even in real life I cannot escape these scam artists.I guess farting a little bit is still better than being Indian.
>>77548194Just point your finger at something. Anything. Directly forward if you want. They'll forget all about it immediately afterwards.
Pull down your pants
If it echoed then it would impossble to pinpoint the ass from which it was emitted
>>77548194how much weight
>>77548896>There are four other people hereNah, they've got enough to trianguflatulate OP
>>77549012>trianguflatulateFuck, I meant flatutriangulate. I really farted the leg press on this one, sorry.
