It's been a while, I'll start with a huge one I got recently>loading 4 pl8s on the dip machine>sexy Latina around my age (36) who I see often at the gym makes some comment praising how much weight I can do>I humbly downplay it>she says no one can do that and even mentions her husband couldn't do it>I accept the compliment and leave it at that since she's married Still that's a great mire for me because people at my gym pretty much never "cold approach" so to speak, especially the women. And it also confirms that women are impressed with certain lifts I do, which is nice
>>77555903>loading 4 pl8s on the dip machineJust how fat are you?
needs to lift manmade metal like a slave to get compliments = ugly unattractive subhuman and the women are just fucking with you, akin to telling a circus clown he's "funny"
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>>77555917>Declinest decline bench instead of doing actual dipsHow fat are you
>>77555917Oh forgot this was a thing. Kinda cringe tho. 4 plates is only 180lbs. You should be able to dip your own bodyweight + more.Still, nice mire. Shoulda fucked her
>>77555903Dude she just wanted attention for 5 seconds her husband probably cheated on her lolNo one cares how much you lift
Just last week>meet a new couple>talking about how we met our spouses>my wife says we met on tinder >other couple says "oh wow thats so rare">wife says "yeah his picture he had his shirt off in the kitchen cooking">the other couple have a shocked face they say "well obviously it worked, he got you">wife says she couldnt resist >the other couple says "well look at those muscles how could you"
The most blatant mire I ever got:>Do leg day 3 times a week>Go into clothing store>wearing tight shorts to show off my muscular legs>woman working there idly chatting with coworker>she notices me>she stops>her head goes fully down below my waist and her head tilts to the side a good 45 degrees and she STARES blatantly at my legs for like a full 10 seconds>walks up to me and asks if I need help>say I'm good>she keeps walking beside me talking about their deals and whatever>I go about my business>when I go to cash out she runs to the counter to make sure she's the one cashing me outMarried man, so I didn't hit on her but I appreciate the attention.
>>77555961Women literally cant help but look at your legs when youre wearing tight shorts. I've had girls come up to me while doing squats and say love how deep I squat. Its an easy chick magnet to wear tight shorts and squat
A cute girl from my university asked my number before class to go out with me. Even though I have a gf already, it feels oddly flattering, guilty and bittersweet at the same time, as I had to reject her.
>>77555903I caught some girls staring me in the gym and one girl smiled at me while i was passing by, is this a sign of interest? Another girl was running with her boyfriend and she turned her whole head to just see me then she kept going.
>>77555909Don't judge, it's the only machine I can max out
don't usually get obvious mires in the gym>do deadlift, around 460lbs working set>rebuilding after time off, not feeling great>get eyecontact with gymmilf, she points at the bar gasping/acting shocked at the weight>i get a small boost and the set goes great>i see her this week, im doing deadlift again>this time she says im taking all the weights,
>>77555916>>77555926Why are you so bitter?
>>77555983Only my fellow leg bros get to experience these joys. It's insane how many people underestimate what chick magnets muscular legs and tight shorts are and undertrain legs.
>>77556321It should be a bannable offense to be a fag in mire threads and bring down the positive mood with such jealousy.
>>77555903The federal agents illegally surveilling me like sitting in the cuckchair and watching my glutes contract as I internally play Frankie says relax
>>77555961>do leg day 3 days a week
>>77555903>have a whole husband até home>goes out of her way to compliment/flirt with another man>to add insult to injury tells said man that he's better than her husbandWomen really ain't shit
I love these threads because it's nice to see anons proud of their efforts and feeling good about themselves. Please freely post your mires
>>77556422Protip: tape your phone to your naked ass so when they hack into your cellphone camera they have to stare at your asscrack. Also take pictures of your asscrack and upload it to meta.
>at work >co-worker leaving from the previous shift says "Man, anon looks like someone but I can't place it">keeps thinking about it and asking others>finally says "he looks like Maxwell, yeah he looks like a swole Maxwell">mfw
>old lady at the store>"excuse me young man, can you reach the m&ms on the top shelf">grab them for her>"thank you young man">youre welcome
kinda neat that short shorts work on and for both men and women
>>775559244 on each side DUMPASS
>>77557045Congrats on the bodyweight pushdown
>>77557048Destroyed
I've gotten no mires lately
>>77557014That's not a mire. You were raped.
>>77555903>walking home from gym>college girl looks me up and down>she looks at my bulge>ask girl at gym to use the dumbbells she's using>"haha yeah I saw you looking at them">tell her she has a good physique>"thanks you have a good physique too!">talking with guy about random stuff>"you go to gym?">yeah>"you look how I want to look"Anti-mire:>walking to my apartment from the pool with my shirt off>fat guy sees me, stops, shouts "of course!"
>>77555903I would post my mires but every time i post on a mire thread the thread gets deleted for some reason.
>at the gym, old granny blantly stared at me, different day, different gym, same story >got checked out on my way to work by some women>my cousin introduced me to her friends at the church. they seemed intimidated by my presencestill have no idea how to convert mires into getting a woman.conversations going nowhere, feeling trapped while going on dates.
I get mires but what good does it do me? The bigger the ego boost the taller the fall back into disillusionment when nothing ever happens.
>>77555938More details on the pic? Been wanting to try online dating for a while but I’m too autistic about photos
>>77557748the mire IS the thing that happens, what more do you need
Are you uncle anon posting the mires of your niece?
>>77557763I remember the picture was of me cooking in the kitchen shirtless, I was cooking rice and chicken, so I had a plate of rice a pan of chicken and veggies in view. Focused on my abs with good down lighting
>go to my neighborhood dive>its hot out so take my track jacket off to play pool, wife beater underneath>go to get another beer>older dude I'm friends with that hasn't seen me in a while literally stops me and goes "Wow dude what the fuck happened to you? Youre shredded! With the Grecian hair too, oh my god, you look like a marble statue!" >mfw I get at least four girls a month telling me they don't date white boys but they would gladly make an exception for me cuz I'm clearly built different too but I don't feel like those are mires
>use those omegle like sites but xxx>get paired with several women>they all aren't turned off by my 5 incher and fat belly>1 even blew me a kissPowershitter is the way to go huh.
>>77559878Do those sites still exist?
>>77560549>Do those sites still exist?nope - internat is all a.i. bots now - like you bitch bot gpt so the impersonated by you bot looser wanked to robots :D
>be me>old, I guess>start a new job, my team is full of juniors 10-15 years younger than me>they seem fascinated that I am not overweight>first few weeks, they keep coming to my desk to squeeze my traps, seemingly amazed >only foid on the team never came for a squeeze>mfw
>finish a set of bicep cable curls>glance to side in the mirror>girl quickly turns her head away indicating she might'of been checking me outBased??
>>77562360Schizo mire
>>77555903>pay for gas>walking back to car>rich late 30's milf with mercedes sports car hobbles in heels towards me and calls out>"hi! excuse me ,anon can you help me undo the fuel cap? its done up too tight for me">undo cap, its a little tight but not crazy>"thank you so much anon" >"no worries, at least going to the gym wasn't for nothing" >*smiles and laughs* >get in car and drive offbizarre interaction but undoubtable a day brightener
My job very rarely has me going into hospitals. I get my biggest mires there since I guess the female doctors and nurses are used to only seeing sickly monstrosities all day.
>>77555903bro should've smashed.
Can likes on your gram stories be considered mires?
Got an anti-mire last week (I take it as a mire anyways).>Walk into store>Group of boomers are talking with latina casher>They notice me>Suddenly start talking about testosterone injections>Oh it's very bad to inject testosterone>It will mess up your health>Blah blah blah>Girl: Yes testosterone is very bad to abuseI'm not abusing testosterone lmao
>>77563045Only if its a hot girl. Men and trannies arenot mires
