How do I get that dad bod women keep talking about?
>>77556996Whats his onlyfans?
>>77556996Can I get a Wog Status on this one?
Honestly I don't understand why you fags always whine about this stuff. Who cares if the term "dadbod" undersells the effort that goes into it when at the end of the day women will go feral over a physique that's really not all that difficult to maintain. Just lift hard a few times a week and eat pretty much whatever the fuck you want and you're set. If you're a vain homo or wanna bang vapid Instagram sluts then go ahead get as lean as you want but regardless it's objectively a nice development that women are openly voicing their attraction to impressive but attainable male physiques.
>>77557015The problem is that dadbod implies its an effortless body that you dont have to work hard to get. Meanwhile most examples of a dad bod are guys who are on steroids but are bulking. Women wouldnt like it if we all said we love natural DDs and all of the examples we posted are chick's with fake boobs.
>>77557017Not only are you are a massive faggot but apparently you're a literal retard who can't read either. Yes, that is literally what I just addressed and said was not that big of deal. Women say dumb shit all the time, who cares.
>>77557034>who caresYeah fuck you. If you dont see why its a problem for women to have realistic beauty standards for men the same way that they expect us to have realistic beauty standards for them, then youre part of the problem
>>77557043F A G G O TA GG OT
imagine seething because in your limited worldview women cant into sarcasm/ragebaityou're all mad because of a premise you made for yourself
I feel good being bear mode, I'm strong and my cardio is insane, but idk I've never been lean so it feels like I'm missing out on something
>>77556996I thought this was Natural Hypertrophy except this guy looks good
Women are retards. 80s pro wrestler that doesn't care about nutrition build is peak though
>>77557034>women are retarded>this is somehow good for society teach them the error of their ways instead of simping
>>77557442>teach themWomen can't learn.
>>77556996>checks Instagram user profile of user who wrote comment>it is a fat black woman
>>77556996Train like Clint walker. Steroids are for fags.
>>77556996He looks pretty good ngl
you need to eat like 10x more carbs, as a woman this body is 1000x better than some lean guy on reta ngl.
>>77557788Hes not natty so who cares
>>77557015>>77557795The only difficult part of this physique is bicep growth to that degree, the rest is attainable natty
>>77557796>>77557795If you actually bothered to lift to failure and did Arms three times a week, instead of squatting like a faggot for your boyfriends, you will have Arms as big as his.
>>77557799>just lift to failure bro and youll look like the non natty fitness influencerKys
>>77557807He doesn't look non-natty. He's fucking below 200lbs at 15%, you moron kek.
>>77557799>have Arms as big as his.You have no idea what you're talking about, hes ruined his health with roids to spam bicep workouts by the looks of his current physique, 80% of his workout is probably spamming curls and then injecting Chinese research chemicals into his ass
>>77557015Lifting hard is not difficult, eating as much as possible is not difficult, you need to lift your heart out while eating croutons as your main source of carbs. Then we can talk, then we can lift, then we can fuck.
>>77557814Why would any woman in the world ever want to fuck you if you are not 200lbs, we are approaching the mesozoic era of gains where every creature to walk the earth is fucking massive.
>>77557796>>77557799Do you look like that?
>100% of women think this way: I saw screenshots of social media comments that prove it!>They don't understand how much work this freaking takes.>We work really really hard to have big muscles, okay?!I need you all to listen to yourselves and understand how fucking pathetic your seethe sounds to normal people. Just lift & be healthy & have some fucking backbone/pride in yourself or you're ngmi
>>77557017This
>>77557925Better. Now fuck off and actually train instead of looking for excuses and posting walled up FAS fingol bitches.
>>77557001Definitely trooned out
>>77557796Hes not a manlet so no, hes definitely not natty.
>>77557925Same shape, just leaner, more defined and lethal
>>77558131>>77557925>>77557799I would like to recant my statement, after reviewing my old progress pictures I looked like that after 1year of lifting with a pump and in the correct lighting, he might not even be roiding, and if he is its a total wash
>>77558045>>77558131>>77558132Post body.
how do I avoid the tryhard roidbloat dadbod meme
>>77556996>>77557788pure sexo
>>77557795half the people in the gym are pinning so a lot of people careif you were smart you would pin too
>>77558263Yummy
>>77558263KEKI can already smell the seethe in the comments.
>>77556996My girlfriend showed me this guy and asked if he had an intellectual disability because of the way he talked. Is he a big deal? His physique is pretty damn amazing
>>77556996you have to have sex first
>>77558625I think he's just Italian
>>77558263this but in a loose dress with bush and hairy pits and legs and no bra or pantiesand maybe a little more leg day
>>77558637Make me kek, thank you
>>77558263The fact that one chick rage-baited all you retards into making retarded cope memes like this is hilarious.
>>77558625your girlfriend shows you buff g4p dudes?
>>77558637so the answer is yes
>>77558893Right. Either shes looking for better men online or she knows anon is a faggot who likes men
>>77558893I'm not insecure about my body and don't care that other good looking men exist. Your life will improve with less envy
>>77558946It genuinely must be a torturous life to think like this
>>77558955Meanwhile your girl is flicking her bean to him while youre saying this shit
>>77558957Youre the one living in hell. Imagine having a girlfriend but shes still looking up porn of men stronger and better looking than you. Couldnt be me
>>77558958She is sitting on the couch next to me actually
>>77556996notice how he doesn't have a six pack but it still considered top tier by women.
>>77558961Stronger perhaps, better looking most likely not. Is it really a foreign concept that I wouldn't give a shit even if she did? Anon you might not believe this, but some of us aren't insecure and hatefully envious of other men. Work on yourself and hopefully you will get to this point
>>77558955>>77558957>>77558991>and yeah she does have a bull, before you ask. he's a nice guy and i even bought him a beer once
>>77559006Does me having a girlfriend that is loyal upset you anon? You seem bothered
>>77558999being opposed to your woman taking interest in other men who'd best you in an altercation openly, in front of you and telling you about it is not insecurity about one's body image. it's you being a schmuck and letting her know that she can get away with taking someone's load in her mouth and telling you it's not cheating. the fact that you're trying to masquerade this cuck-adjacent behavior as confidence in yourself says that you'd agree with her too.
>>77559024I have done MMA/BJJ/Muay Thai for about 5 years, and 6ft tall and 96kgs and have a great body, am extremely conventionally attractive and genuinely have no worries about your strange cuck fantasies. Some people are actually confident, your brain really can't fathom that people like me exist and I suspect it would break you to realise I'm telling the truth
>>77558991Shes on the couch watching IG porn and youre posting on 4chan. Yikes. I bet youre so confident that you also dont mind when shes out at the club on girls night
>>77559163When your autism says yes, you should stop.Excitement is bad for you.
>>77559015>that is loyal>while lusting for other dudes on InstagramI know you're baiting, but pick one and only one, cuckold.
>>77559163Getting hit with yikes on 4chan feels surreal. Fucking tourist. She doesn't go clubbing, so I don't even have to feel confident about that, it's just not an issue. Stay mad faggot. And as for the IG shit, I really can't say how little of a fuck I give.
>>77559176You threw on your name, you brown autist.You're brown, yeah? Everyone understands why you are the way you are, mentally.
>>77559178Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>77559176Do you think a woman shouldn't ever look at another man if she is with you? That's psychotic. This world is full of hot people and being insecure about all of them including thirst traps sounds exhausting
>>77559189No she shouldn't be looking at thirst traps when shes with you. Do you watch porn around her? She literally doesnt care about you so much that shes watching other men undress and flex and even follows them, likes their posts, checks their profile, and probably even DMs them. Imagine if she caught you watching almost nakrd girls on IG. Do you think she would be spouting this nonsense confidence crap?
>>77559191You're undistunguishable from literal brown autists.You should throw your name back on, brown boy.
>>77559199Have a seat
>>77559187It is possible to be this content. Internet argument aside, I hope you experience this level of comfort one day
>>77559201You're brown and have low self esteem offering brown, low self esteem advice.Autism speaks. Stop yourself.
>>77559204Really not beating the white people are cucks allegations
>>77559216I don't even preach "white people are cucks", but this schizo redditor anon definitely is.And it's ALWAYS the same "muh insecure" buzzword to justify cuckoldry. It never fails.
i have personally cucked at least two black dudes and i don't even live near any
>>77559191We show each other stuff on our phones all the time, she is also not insecure about other women so it's a total non issue. I also don't have IG because I don't use social media so all that shit you were saying about DMs means nothing to me. Talking to coombait influencers is retard tier behaviour, I have never met a person that did it that wasn't utterly busted as a human being.
>>77559216absolutely haunting image. how do you live this down afterwards
>>77559242No way but to hang yourself.In all seriousness though, you're really mindfucked if you even let it reach this point. The only path to recover is>immediately break up with the girl and block her everywhere (if people really push you for an explanation gaslight them with "I just need to find myself")>unironically seek God>no porn, no Netflix romanticized infidelity, no cuck propaganda in any shape or form>when you're more or less healed and free from whatever led you to accept cuck shit, start over with a new girl>set your boundaries in stone, and be ready to walk away if she ever pulls the "he's my best friend there's no issue that we hang out just me and him" or something of the sortAnd maybe you'll recover
>>77559006It's really wholesome when the bull and cuck husband are good friends
>>77559278How hung are you with your big stick?
>black cock mentioned>Pedro immediately starts obsessing over cuck cocklollmao
ITT: jews mad that I'm preeching against cuckoldryShocket
Y'all arguing father fuckers
>he's still here entranced by penis
>>77559242You dont recover. The porno is even worse.>she starts by sucking both of them in pic related>whiteboi doesnt hard>starts to get frustrated >girlfriend starts to cry because hes yelling at her>whiteboi tries to get his dick sucked while black guy fucks >shes orgasming so hard that shes not sucking him>whiteboi gets mad that shes enjoying too much and he cant get hard still>whiteboi settles for jerking off his flaccid cock and pity licks while the black guy rails his girlfriend out>eventually cums from jerking off while watching his gf getting railedYou HAVE to suicide.