>asks you for fitness adviceWhat are you realistically saying
>>77557634I will tell you everything you need to know, but first you've got to get down on all fours and let me lick your pristine, hairless pink asshole for 15 minutes before I shove my cock in there
>>77557634reinnas hot but candii is the true patrician choice
and tell her to fuck off for 12 weeks
>>77557634Ask her to elaborate on what her specific goals are.Anyway who is this hog.
>>77557634Without the tattoos she would be perfect
With more tattoos she'd be perfect.
I would have told her past self to save the money she would spend on retarded tattoos, hair coloring, fast food, and ugly BBL and to spend instead on a gym subscription and good food. Just a breast augmentation, though.
>>77557634Tell her she'll have to give me a blowie first
3x30 squat twerks5x5 15lb dumbbell reacharounds3x12 slow cowgirl lifts/lowers4x15 hip dips
I'd tell her stop eating like a piggy, then send her ai edited pics of herself like >>77557710 everyday so she's getting a constant reminder of what she could be like if she stopped being a piggy.
>>77557634Put her on my manjuice diet
>>77557634HOW BOUT YOU TRY FITNESS DICK IN YO PUSSY BIIIIIITCH
>>77557634she looked better before the BBL and lipo. now I’m not interested>>77557641this. I can’t wait till candii reaches 300. it’s a shame she didn’t collab with reiina before the boggening
>>77557634>You could lose some weight you fat fucking landwhale
>>77557640Based
>>77558535>>77557640>>77557634Women should never be above 140lbs, unless they're really tall."Chubby" and "High Test" women smell very bad, even straight out of shower. Their cunts start to smell like piss pretty quickly, not to mention disgusting smell of the asshole, they can never wash fully.Those 4chan "high test" fatfuck chasers never had the displeasure of actually fucking a fat chick. Everything is horrible, every position is a challenge even if you have big dick. They're lazy, the headgame is a lie, they're heavy, like really fucking heavy, not weights in the gym type of heavy. And they smell bad. Once you're done fucking them you realise you're now stuck with a fatfuck to cuddle with. And you die inside laying there, questioning all your life choices that led to that moment.There is nothing High Test about liking fat women. They are infertile due to fucked up hormones from being obese. It's almost like your own mind tells you that you're not worthy to procreate lmao. You shoot yourselves in the foot here retards.tldr: "High Test" morons on this board have never been with any woman.
>>77558522Whatever happened to this bitch? I remember when people were buying her bath water for like $800. Was a huge fucking internet sensation for a while and then disappeared overnight.
>>77557640This is reasonable and medically sound. I’m a doctor.
>>77558596She started doing hardcore scenes and the first one was a weirdly rough forest rape scene that I’m sure was consensual but did its best not to look like it. The threads kinda petered off after that.
>>77557710
>>77558676She has the eyes from dune
>>77558556>"Chubby" and "High Test" women smell very bad, even straight out of shower. Their cunts start to smell like piss pretty quickly, not to mention disgusting smell of the asshole, they can never wash fully.Stop, you already sold me. You have no need to continue.
>>77558691you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>>77557634at this weight she wouldn't smell too bad out of the shower i like cuddling with fat girls desu, they're soft but i've never dated one
>>77557640>implying a butthole can be pink with an ass that size(X) Doubt
>>77557732Lmao. The turbo feminist at my workplace has a cuck soiboi husband. She started going to the gym out of dick envy because i go to the gym and she bullied her soiboi to go too. The soiboi is so fucking much of a nerd that he spent an afternoon editing pics of himself with AI to "set a goal body". Her and her hubby were upset because according to them, AI only spews out roided, unrealistic physiques.
>>77558882she pegs him no doubt
the amount of couples looking for a swol bull these days is absurd and disgusting
>>77558556You forgot to mention the cold clammy skin.
Serious answer:1. Start a food journal, get a full week of honest entries, nothing missing2. At the end of the week, calculate the calories from everything listed in the journal3. Watch her WTF at how many calories she drank4. Implement some diet rules E.G.-No drinking calories-No food unless sitting at a table dedicated to food E.G. dinner table, work cafeteria-No eating out of storage or serving dishes, do all measurement and portion selection before you do any eating
>haha guys get it I posted a fetish model on the blue board again!At least it's funny when it's may marmalade
>>77557634Imagine trying to change this pure sex physique
>>77558673Ah yeah ok that makes sense. The e-girl to porn route is risky, they either end up making millions on OFs or their simps lose interest. She was making generational money she should have played it safe and not change the formula for as long as possible.
>>77557634W H O
>>77557634The only exercise this lady needs is muh dik
>>77557634stop eating too much fatso
>>77557634first thing's first: in order to SCULPT the statue, one must CULTIVATE MASS for the statue. to that end, let's get her on about 10 grams of creatine every single day and a high protein/proper carbs/precious fat diet. low repetitions with as heavy a weight as possible for 3 non consecutive days a week and not to exceed more than 15 minutes per day. we're gonna keep that up for like 2 or 3 years then we'll roughly be where we need her. we're basically aiming for something like the attached picture. get her in this range and it's off to the races.
>>77557634you may not like it but this is what peak female physique looks like
